March 21, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Moe Szyslak, Drugs

Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, Flaming Moe's, The Homer They Fall 

Winners: This Filthy Team Made the Orange Juice You're Drinking!

1. This Filthy Team Made the Orange Juice You're Drinking!, 49 pts

2. Joblessness is No Longer Just for Trivia Hosts; Useful People are Starting to Feel the Pinch, 48.5 pts

2. This Team Isn't as Dumb as We Look, or Sound, or as Neil's Best Testing Indicates, 48.5 pts

4. Isn't This Your Sister-in-Law on a Date with Neil Arsenty? He's a Washed-Up Trivia Host, He Should Be Dating Washed-Up Supermodels, 48 pts

4. Hello, Mr. Kurns, We Bad Want Win Trivia Now. We Sick., 48 pts

6. Hello, Neil. We Rode the Bus Today Because Mother Hid Our Keys to Punish Us for Talking to a Woman on the Phone. She was Right to Do It!, 47.5 pts

6. We Wanted to Play Simpsons Trivia, So We Called our Friend, Neil Arsenty. He Said, "When Do You Need Me?" We Said, "Thursday." He Said, "I'm Busy Thursday". We Said, "How about Friday?" He Said, "Friday's Worse than Thursday." Then HE Said, "How about Monday?" I Said, "Fine." True Story!, 47.5 pts

8. Wellity Wellity Wellity, 46.5 pts

9. What Kind of Trivia Team Has a Tea Set? I Think We Know the Answer to That: A Lucky Team!, 46 pts

10. P.C. Thugs, 44.5 pts

11. Born to Runner-Up!, 44 pts

11. Old Painty Can Ned, 44 pts

13. Marge, Please! Neil Doesn't Need Companionship. He Needs to Be Isolated and Studied So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have that Might Be Extracted for Our Personal Use, 43 pts

13. Senor Beaverotti and The Wall-E-Weasels, 43 pts

13. There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats, 43 pts

16. Who Won? The Losers? No, They Lost, 41.5 pts

17. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Neil! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Neil! Neil! Neil! BATMAN! I Mean, Neil!, 41 pts

18. Listen, Rummy, I'm Gonna Say It Plain and Simple: Where'd You Pinch the Hooch? Is Some Blind Neil Arsenty Jerking Suds On the Side?, 40.5 pts

19. Y6le, 40 pts

20. Graffito-Tagging Violence Gang, 38.5 pts

20. The Popes of Chili Town, 38.5 pts

20. Todd, I Want You to Shoot Daddy If He Tries to Get More Pizza, 38.5 pts

23. Inanimate Carbon Rods!, 36 pts

23. Team Discovery Channel, 36 pts

25. I'm On-A-Roll-A-Gay, 34 pts

26. Secretaries of Partying Down!, 32.5 pts

27. Queen Of the Harpies, 32 pts

28. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, 27.5 pts

29. Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 26.5 pts

29. The Internal Revenue Service Presents: Neil Arsenty's Simpsons-Related Trivia Show, 26.5 pts

31. Cavalcade Of Whimsy, 23.5 pts

32. That's a Paddlin', 11.5 pts