October 21, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Lenny & Carl, US Presidents

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII

Winner(s): The Chubbiest Kickline in Town & The Black Smithers (tie)

Final Standings: 

1. The Black Smithers, 47.5 pts

1. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 47.5 pts

3. Vassar Bashers, 47 pts

3. alt.nerd.obsessive, 47 pts

3. Urge to Kill... Rising..., 47 pts

6. Do Not Touch Willie, 44.5 pts

7. Team is Hatless, Repeat: Hatless, 44 pts

8. The Sour Quince Logs, 42 pts

8. My Precious Antique Cans, 42 pts

10. The League of Uninformed Voters, 40.5 pts

11. Champions of Winning, Superb!, 39 pts

11. Whitey Whompers, 39 pts

13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 38.5 pts

14. The Al Ighty Ollar, 37.5 pts

14. Thrillhouse, 37.5 pts

16. Thrillho, 36.5 pts

17. Greasy Thugs, 35 pts

18. Krudler, 34.5 pts

18. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts

20. Nuke the Whales, 34 pts

21. Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster, 33 pts

21. The Free Range Children, 33 pts

21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts

24. Ham-A-Hoy!, 32.5 pts

25. Spin the Middle Side Topwise... Or Die, 29.5 pts

26. We Are From Zee Land of Chocolate, 26.5 pts

27. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 25.5 pts

28. Crazy Vaclav Auto Sales, 22.5 pts

28. Urge to Kill... Rising... Rising... Fading... Rising!, 22.5 pts

30. The Ny Mets, 18.5 pts

30. We Hate Diana for Being Late, 18.5 pts

32. The Seaweed Sharks, 16 pts

33. The Homersexuals, 9 pts

34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked, 5 pts

October 8, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror, VII, Treehouse of Horror III

Categories: Treehouse of Horror

Winner: The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!

Final Standings:

1. The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!, 43.5 pts

2. Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik, 40.5 pts

3. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts

4. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 36 pts

5. Alright, We Wrote Our Team Name. Now Can We Please Have Our Free Boat?, 35 pts

6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervisison Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts

7. Yup, Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Team To Evil, 32 pts

8. Cup And Ball Hogs, 30.5 pts

8. The Trivia Host's Name Is Brazeau? We've Been Calling Her Crandell! We Feel Like Idiots, 30.5 pts

10. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 30 pts

11. The California Cheeseburgers, 29 pts

12. This Trivia Team Carries A Terrible Curse. (Pause) But It Comes With A Free Frogurt, 28 pts

13. James Hell Brooks, 26.5 pts

14. Abortions For Some, 26 pts

15. Ooo, He Card Read Good, 24.5 pts

16. Put It In H, 23.5 pts

16. The Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 23.5 pts

18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, Worker And Parasite, 23 pts

18. Models In The Sears Catalogue, 23 pts

20. I Tell You, I Won't Play On A Trivia Team That Robs Men Of The Right To Marry Their Cousins, 22.5 pts

21. I Have Two Questions: Where's The Fife? And Give Me The Fife, 22 pts

21. Stoner's Pot Palace, 22 pts

21. The Team That Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward, Not Forward, And Always, twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 22 pts 

24. Christ Punchers, 21.5 pts

24. How To Cook Forty Humans, 21.5 pts

26. Boaking Accidents, 21 pts

26. Flancrest Enterprises, 21 pts

26. Nut And Gum: Together At Last!, 21 pts

29. In The Midst Of All The Killing And Skin Eating, Somehow We Forgot The Love, 20 pts

29. Stupider Like A Fox, 20 pts

29. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad, 20 pts

32. Ding Freedom. Dong Opportunity, 19.5 pts

32. Hello! Human Flies Here! C'mon, We Stayed Up All Night Dyeing Our Underpants, 19.5 pts

32. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food, 19.5 pts

32. You Gotta Sell Your Pumpkin Futures Before Hallowe'en. BEFORE!, 19.5 pts

36. Gentlemen…To Evil!, 19 pts

37. Get To The Workin' Overtime Part, 18.5 pts

37. Man Loses Pants, Life, 18.5 pts

37. Simpsons Trivia Rewards Knowledge. This Team Punishes Ignorance, 18.5 pts

40. The Team With The Case Of The 'Sposedas, 16 pts

41. I'm On My Way!, 15 pts

42. I'm Somewhere Where I Don't Know Where I Am, 13.5 pts

43. Yeah, You Heard Me Phil, Two Measly Stinkin' Grapes, 13 pts

44. Capital City Goofball, 12.5 pts

44. If We Lose, We're Out Of The Family, 12.5 pts

46. Moooooom! The Cup And Ball Hogs Are Smoking!, 12 pts

47. Donnie Don't, 11 pts

47. Szyzlin' Syzslaks, 11 pts

49. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 10 pts

50. No On 24, 8 pts

51. Fishbulb, 7.5 pts

53. They Came To Life. Good For Them, 7 pts

54. Biggie-Smalls, 3 pts

October 3, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Baseball & Softball
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Center for Re-Neducation

Final Standings:
1. The Center for Re-Neducation, 48 PTAs
2. The Fun Boys, 47 pts
3. Mooching War Widows, 46.5 pts
4. Hello, I Need The Largest Team Name You Have. No, That's Too Big, 45.5 pts
5. Not Now, We're Too Drunk, 44.5 pts
6. Let Me Have One Of Those Porno Magazine, A Large Box Of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper, A Couple Of Those Panty Shields, The Answer For Round 3, And One Of Those Disposable Enemas...Better Make It Two, 44 pts
7. Born To Runner-Up, 43.5 pts
7. Honk If You're Horny, 43.5 pts
9. Bart Gets To Ride In The Front Because He's A Good Guy At Trivia, 43 pts
10. You'll Go Where I Go, Defile What I Defile, Eat Who I Eat, 42 pts
10. Who Are Those Clowns In Congress Clowning? They Have No Business Being Clowns, They Should Leave The Clowning Business To All The Other Clowns In The Clowning Business, 42 pts
12. The Hammock District, 41.5 pts
13. The Stewed Prunes, 40.5 pts
14. Ya Used Me, Skinner! Ya Used Me!, 39.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say....Moe, 39.5 pts
14. The ReBigulators, 39.5 pts
17. Da Daaa Da Da Da HEY da da da da, 39 pts
18. Urge To Kill Rising, 38.5 pts
19. That's One Palindrome You Be Hearing For A While, 37 pts
20. In Rod We Trust, 36.5 pts
20. Where's The Any Key?, 36.5 pts
22. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
22. The Bear Patrol, 34 pts
24. Brain & Nerve Tonic, 33.5 pts
25. Beware This Team Carries A Terrible Curse, 32 pts
26. Paul McCartney's Really Rippin' Lentil Soups, 31 pts
26. On Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, 31 pts
28. Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin', 26.5 pts
29. Put It In H, 26 pts
30. The Team That Sleeps On A Pile Of Money With Many Beautiful Ladies, 24 pts
31. Goons. Hired Goons., 23.5 pts
31. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 23.5 pts
33. You Promised Me Dog Or Higher, 20.5 pts
34. A Joint Venture Of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 19.5 pts
35. Ay Las Naranjas en La Cabeza, 19 pts
36. Shelbyville Manhattan, 12.5 pts
37. The Duds, 11.5 pts
38. Unemployed Boehners, 2 pts

September 16, 2013 - Chicago (1st anniversary edition)

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Black Widower (bonus!), Cape Feare, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Categories: Flanders, Toys
Winner(s): Cat Hurricane Chow

1. Cat Hurricane Chow, 45 pts

2. Needs More Dog, 43 pts

3. The Popli Kids, 42.5 pts

3. We Don't Know if This Team Eats Crackers. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know, 42.5 pts

5. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40.5 pts

6. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts

7. Do Not Touch-Willie, 38.5 pts

8. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 36.5 pts

9. Too Many Grandmas, 35.5 pts

10. Simpsons Trivia Night, Neil Speaking. Hold On, Lemme Check. Hey Everybody, "I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt", 33.5 pts 
11. Look Neil, You Don't Know What It's Like.  We're the Team Out There Every Day Putting Their Ass on the Line.  And We're Not Out of Order.  You're Out of Order!  The Whole Freakin' System is Out of Order! You Want the Truth?!  You Can't HANDLE the Truth!  'Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand into a Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do!  Forget it, Neil, It's Chinatown!, 33 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 32 pts
13. Whacky Shack!, 31.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 31 pts
15. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez, 28.5 pts
16. The Ides of Marge, 28 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
18. Spin the Middle Side Top Wise, 25.5 pts
18. Dumb as a Mule and Twice as Ugly, 25.5 pts
20. Gersh Agency, 25 pts
21. So Long, Stinktown!, 22.5 pts
22. If Only I Didn't Already Have a Pair of Shoes, 22 pts
23. The Grade-A Morons, 18 pts
24. Stop Saying Hawaii in There, 16.5 pts
25. $20 Can Buy Many Peanuts, 13 pts

September 10, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An Elephant, Whacking Day, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baaadassss Song
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent"

Final Standings:
1. Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent", 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. I Said "Hop In.", 45.5 pts
3. The Team From Kua...Kual Lam...France!, 45.5 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 44 pts
6. Real Acid?, 43.5 pts
6. Stupider Like A Fox, 43.5 pts
8. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 42.5 pts
9. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Hired Goons, 42 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 41 pts
12. I Can't Believe We Paid $10,000 For This Trivia. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?, 40.5 pts
13. Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man!, 39.5 pts
13. Capital City's Nakedest Ladies, 39.5 PTAs
15. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 39 pts
16. Put It In H, 37.5 pts
17. Wang Computers, 36 pts
18. Man Loses Life, Pants, 35 pts
19. These Aren't The Socks She Came In With, 34 pts
20. Bigger Than Jesus, 33.5 pts
20. I Already Forgot Our Team Name...It Was Larson Something, 33.5 pts
22. The Nutty Cuckoo Super Kings, 32.5 pts
22. Not Now, I'm Far Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
24. Guy Incognito, 32 pts
25. The Team That Rhymes With Corey...Gory...Story...Allegory...Montessori, 32 pts
26. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 31.5 pts
26. The Haunted Lemon Tree, 31.5 pts
26. The Leader Beans, 31.5 pts
29. Murphy, You Are An Elf, 30.5 pts
30. We Like The 49ers Because They're Pure Of Heart, Seattle Because They've Got Something To Prove, And The Team At Table 1 Because They Always Cheat, 28.5 pts
31. The Christ Punchers, 27.5 pts
32. Monkey Trauma Center, 26.5 pts
32. Mr. Kookalamanza And Some Real Ugly Kid, 26.5 pts
34. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
34. My Team Is Named Bort, 25.5 pts
36. The Robotic Richard Simmons, 25 pts
36. Worker And Parasite, 25 pts
38. Choo-Choo-Choose Me, 24 pts
39. The Holy Rollers, 23.5 pts
39. The House Next To The House With No Numbers, 23.5 pts
41. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last, 22 pts
42. We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas, 21.5 pts
43. The Christ Punchers 2, 20.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks, 20.5 pts
43. Yusdwis R. Dewoh, 20.5 pts
46. Stoner's Pot Palace, 20 pts
47. The Chicken Necks, 19.5 pts
48. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19 pts
49. The International Drainage Commission In Springfield, 18.5 pts
50. Look At You Standing On Your Hind Legs Like A Couple Of Rory Calhouns, 15.5 pts
51. The Village People, 15 pts
52. I Was Going To Think Of A Team Name, But Then I Said "I'll Do It A Little Later, I'll Do It A Little Later." And By The Time I Had A Name, It Was Already Over, 10 pts
53. Scorpio (Call Me Hank), 7 pts
54. Seinfeld Fanatics, 6.5 pts
55. Kwame, 1 pt
56. Pie, 0 pts

September 5, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Lard of the Dance, War of the Simpsons, Das Bus
Categories: Snake, education
Winner: Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week

Final Standings:
1. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week, 46 pts (won tiebreak)
1. Non-Threatening Boys, 46 pts
3. The Team That Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun....Now, 44.5 pts
4. Senor Ding Dongs Doorbell Fiesta, 43 pts
4. The Team That Still Has Enough Money To Buy The Cleveland Browns, 43 pts
6. Punch It Neddy! I Can't, It's A Geo, 42.5 pts
7. Trivia Teams Can Be So Cruel, 42 pts
8. Rabbi, Is It Right To Attend Simpsons Trivia Instead of Synagogue?, 41.5 pts
9. Forget About The Team Name, When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?, 39.5 pts
10. The She-She Lounge, 39 pts
11. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and A Statistician, 38.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 37.5 pts
13. A Team That Is Just Like The Other Teams, But With One Important Difference. Oh. They Took That Out. Then Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Teams, 37 pts
14. Bovine University Reunion Party, 36 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play, 35.5 pts
16. The Christ Punchers 2, 35 pts
17. We Are Not Communists. We May be Liars, Pigs, and Communists, But We Are Not Porn Stars, 34 pts
18. Who Are We? The Wildcats! Who Are We Gonna Beat? The Wildcats!, 32 pts
19. Are You Wearing A Grocery Bag? I Have Misplace My Pants, 31.5 pts
19. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge, 31.5 pts
21. Sex Cauldron, 31 pts
22. History's Greatest Monster, 28.5 pts
23. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 27.5 pts
24. A Chinese Cartoon Where Robots Turn Into Blingwads, 27 pts
25. The Greased Scotsman, 26 pts
26. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
27. We're Buying Our Score On The Installment Plan, 22.5 pts
28. Get Confident, Stupid, 18.5 pts
28. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch, But You Mustn't Touch, 18.5 pts
30. The Globex Corporation, 17.5 pts
31. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Blurst Of Times, 16.5 pts
32. Hell's Pals, 15 pts
33. Thrillho, 14 pts
34. Pee-Pee-Soaked Heck Hole, 13.5 pts
35. The Holy Rollers, 13 pts
36. The Rusty Barnacles, 11 pts

August 19, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer Badman
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Religion
Winner(s): C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow and alt.nerd.obsessive

1. C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 43.5 pts

1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 43.5 pts

3. There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats, 42 pts

4. The Windy Apples, 39.5 pts

5. P is for Psycho, 39 pts

6. Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen, 37 pts

7. Hans Sprungfeld and the Silver Tongues, 36.5 pts

8. The Wallet Inspectors, 36 pts

9. Guy N. Cognito, 34.5 pts

9. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 34.5 pts

11. Mr. Kookalabanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 34 pts

12. Leader Beans, 32.5 pts

13. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts

14. [The Sound of One Hand Clapping], 30 pts

14. The Electrified Fooling Machines, 30 pts

16. WO__D_ F_IR, 29 pts

17. Is It About My Cube?, 28 pts

17. The Springfield Investorettes, 28 pts

17. Born to Runner Up, 28 pts

20. The Re-bigulators, 27 pts

20. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 27 pts

22. The Disco Studs, 26.5 pts

22. Nuke the Whales, 26.5 pts

22. Krusty Trombones, 26.5 pts

25. The Magaggies (Birthday), 25 pts

26. The Ides of Marge, 24.5 pts

27. The Germans are Mad, 17 pts

28. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 16.5 pts

29. National Ringworm Association (The Other NRA), 13.5 pts

30. Handsome Pete's Nickel Dancers, 11 pts

31. I Call the Big One Bitey, 10 pts

32. Baby Stink Breath, 9.5 pts

32. Max "Bort" Power, 9.5 pts

34. Sexy Results, 8 pts

35. Boo-urns, 2.5 pts

36. Thrill House, 1 pts