September 10, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An Elephant, Whacking Day, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baaadassss Song
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent"

Final Standings:
1. Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent", 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. I Said "Hop In.", 45.5 pts
3. The Team From Kua...Kual Lam...France!, 45.5 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 44 pts
6. Real Acid?, 43.5 pts
6. Stupider Like A Fox, 43.5 pts
8. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 42.5 pts
9. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Hired Goons, 42 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 41 pts
12. I Can't Believe We Paid $10,000 For This Trivia. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?, 40.5 pts
13. Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man!, 39.5 pts
13. Capital City's Nakedest Ladies, 39.5 PTAs
15. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 39 pts
16. Put It In H, 37.5 pts
17. Wang Computers, 36 pts
18. Man Loses Life, Pants, 35 pts
19. These Aren't The Socks She Came In With, 34 pts
20. Bigger Than Jesus, 33.5 pts
20. I Already Forgot Our Team Name...It Was Larson Something, 33.5 pts
22. The Nutty Cuckoo Super Kings, 32.5 pts
22. Not Now, I'm Far Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
24. Guy Incognito, 32 pts
25. The Team That Rhymes With Corey...Gory...Story...Allegory...Montessori, 32 pts
26. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 31.5 pts
26. The Haunted Lemon Tree, 31.5 pts
26. The Leader Beans, 31.5 pts
29. Murphy, You Are An Elf, 30.5 pts
30. We Like The 49ers Because They're Pure Of Heart, Seattle Because They've Got Something To Prove, And The Team At Table 1 Because They Always Cheat, 28.5 pts
31. The Christ Punchers, 27.5 pts
32. Monkey Trauma Center, 26.5 pts
32. Mr. Kookalamanza And Some Real Ugly Kid, 26.5 pts
34. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
34. My Team Is Named Bort, 25.5 pts
36. The Robotic Richard Simmons, 25 pts
36. Worker And Parasite, 25 pts
38. Choo-Choo-Choose Me, 24 pts
39. The Holy Rollers, 23.5 pts
39. The House Next To The House With No Numbers, 23.5 pts
41. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last, 22 pts
42. We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas, 21.5 pts
43. The Christ Punchers 2, 20.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks, 20.5 pts
43. Yusdwis R. Dewoh, 20.5 pts
46. Stoner's Pot Palace, 20 pts
47. The Chicken Necks, 19.5 pts
48. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19 pts
49. The International Drainage Commission In Springfield, 18.5 pts
50. Look At You Standing On Your Hind Legs Like A Couple Of Rory Calhouns, 15.5 pts
51. The Village People, 15 pts
52. I Was Going To Think Of A Team Name, But Then I Said "I'll Do It A Little Later, I'll Do It A Little Later." And By The Time I Had A Name, It Was Already Over, 10 pts
53. Scorpio (Call Me Hank), 7 pts
54. Seinfeld Fanatics, 6.5 pts
55. Kwame, 1 pt
56. Pie, 0 pts