January 16 - Chicago, IL

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, The Future
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, Homerpalooza
Winners: Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags

1. Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags - 44.5 points 
2. This team's foolish capering destroyed more young minds that syphilis and pinball combined -44 points
3. Aaron and Warren's Quick Trivia PizzaBot Hour- 37.5 points
4. Gentleman, you've both worked very hard. And in a way, you're both our trivia hosts. But, in another, more accurate way, Neil is our host - 35.5 points
4. Excess spending and interracial homoeroticism - 35.5 points
6. Armin Tamzarian's copy of swank - 35 points
7. Aaron and Warren, with Inauguration Day on Friday, would you say it's time for the trivia teams to crack each other's heels     open and feast on the goo inside? - 32 points
8. Cesspool on the Potomac - 30.5 points
8. This one's for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in company D. Year, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn, Bob and Reggie, yeah even Reggie, he ain't so bad once you get to ___! - 30.5 points
10. "Mom, you're always suggesting long trivia team names. What is it with  "I just think they're neat" - 30 points
11. Well, McGarenagle, Neil Arsenty is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear. Hey! I'm eating lunch here - 29 points
12. Dear Mr. President, there are too many trivia teams nowadays. Please eliminate three. I'm not a crack pot! - 28.5 points
13. Young, Rich and Full of Sugar - 28 points
13. We stole this team name from that borgnine guy - 28 points
15. Brown & Water - 27 points
16. Concerned prudes with a lot of time on their hands - 25.5 points
16. Thanks, president-elect Trump - because of you, we're all taking Golden Showers. - 25.5 points
17. Um…let me have one of those porno magazines,  large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable trivia hosts. No, make it two - 23 points
18. Team Discovery Channel - 22 points
19. Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about….sunshine and lollipops and rainbows ev…oh, sorry, Aaron and Warren, Wrong tape. - 21.5 points
20. Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may remember me from such social gatherings as trivia night. The no nothing know it alls! - 18.5 points
21. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? - 6 points