January 14, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Bart the Murderer, Like Father, Like Clown
Categories: Jasper, Tomatoes & Ketchup
Winner: Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent]

1. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent], 49
2. Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 47.5
3. Trivia is not a frivolous thing, Adam and Ezra. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote., 46.5
4. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205], 45.5
5. Guilty of mayhem, indecent exposure, freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent, drinking and driving, narcotic possession, and that’s just page 1 of our 10 page confession., 44
6. This Simpsons trivia team has been replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, little girl., 43.5
7. Alcoholics: the unemployable, angry loners, 43
8. Alumni of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 42
8. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Couch Table], 42
10. Me fail Simpsons trivia? That’s unpossible!, 40
11. Bart, these look real… check the authenticator spot. This is an authentic Simpsons trivia team name. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bars, and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Josten’s., 38
11. Max Power, 38
13. We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!, 37.5
14. Captain Bring-Down and the Buzz-Killers, 37
15. Honour Roller/K-W-Y-J-I-B-O!!! 22 pts. plus triple word score, plus 50 pts. for using all my letters… (games over I’m outta here), 36.5
15. Those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House, 36.5
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 36.5
15. The Windy Apple Goofballs, 36.5
19. Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the country, this time of year, this time of day, located entirely within Dickens?, 34.5
19. If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock., 34.5
21. This trivia night is a part of us all. A part of us all! A part of us all!, 32
22. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get., 31.5
23. The Be Sharps, 30.5
24. The Stars of the Big Book of British Smiles, 27.5
25. Premium Dude!, 24
25. Put it in H!, 24
27. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 21.5
28. I voted for Kodos, 20.5
29. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 16
29. You don’t make friends with salad, 16