Wednesday, September 21, 2016

September 19, 2016 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Snake, Hair
Episodes: The Otto Show, Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
Winners: If Anyone Asks, Austen Requires 24-Hour Nursing Care, Paul’s A Clergyman, Kathy is Seven People and Mat Was Wounded in Vietnam

1. If Anyone Asks, Austen Requires 24-Hour Nursing Care, Paul’s A Clergyman, Kathy is Seven People and Mat Was Wounded in Vietnam, 50 pts
2. We’re Going to Miss the Way Neil Would Say Something, and Then Say, “Dude.”, 47.5 pts
3. When I Woke Up This Morning, I Said: “Neil, You’re Not Gonna Like That Man’s Windows,” 47 pts
4. Our Name is Stacy, But You Can Call Us (Wolf Whistle), 45.5 pts
5. Daddy’s Chubby Little Secret, 44.5 pts
6. To Neil! The Cause of - and Solution to - All of Simpsons Trivia’s Problems, 44 pts
7. One Squirt and You’re South of the Border!, 43.5 pts
8. Just Miles from Your Home, Nerds Are Given Pizza and Asked Questions. Neil Calls It “Trivia,” But A More Alarmist Name Would Be, “THE KILLBOT FACTORY!”, 43 pts
9. Neil Arsenty Loses Pants, Life, 41 pts
10. Team Moe, Formerly Gruesome, Formerly Ugly, Formerly Presentable, Formerly Gorgeous, 40.5 pts
11. Forget About the Trivia, When Do We Get the Freaking Guns??, 40 pts
11. They Like Itchy, They Like Scratchy, One Team Seems to Love the Speedo Man, 40 pts
11. This Doesn’t Look Very Clean / Just Do Your Job, Trivia Boy!, 40 pts
11. Hey Neil! Pizzeria Serio Caught Fire and All of Downtown Smells Like Pizza! Wanna Go Smell?, 40 pts
15. This Team is [PROPERTY OF BART SIMPSON], 37 pts
16. The Irregular Oreos, 36.5 pts
17. Can’t We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn’t End with Us Digging Up a Corpse?, 35.5 pts
18. Chicago’s Answer to a Question Nobody Asked!, 34 pts
19. O-E-O, E-OOOooo, O-E-O, E-OOOooo (Shhh!) o-e-o, e-oooooo, o-e-o, e-oooooo, 33 pts
19. The WOO HOO! Simpsons Trivia Facebook Turned Into A Hardcore Shitposting Network So Quietly, You Barely Even Noticed, 33 pts
21. All the Kids in Lakeview are S.O.B’s!, 31.5 pts
22. You May Remember Us from “Gladys, the Groovy Mule!”, 30.5 pts
23. Popeye, Popain, Popeye, Popain, 26 pts
24. All Hail the Inanimate Rod!, 24 pts
25. Oh No! The Corn! Neil Arsenty is Going to Have Our Legs Broke!, 23.5 pts
26. My English is, How You Say, Inelegant, 22.5 pts
27. The Babysitter Bandits, 15 pts
28. B-Flats, 14.5 pts
29. Discovery Channel A, 12 pts
30. Carlos Santana’s Little Helpers, 5 pts

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