September 19, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Snake, Hair

Episodes: The Otto Show, Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Winners: If Anyone Asks, Austen Requires 24-Hour Nursing Care, Paul’s A Clergyman, Kathy is Seven People and Mat Was Wounded in Vietnam

1. If Anyone Asks, Austen Requires 24-Hour Nursing Care, Paul’s A Clergyman, Kathy is Seven People and Mat Was Wounded in Vietnam, 50 pts

2. We’re Going to Miss the Way Neil Would Say Something, and Then Say, “Dude.”, 47.5 pts

3. When I Woke Up This Morning, I Said: “Neil, You’re Not Gonna Like That Man’s Windows,” 47 pts

4. Our Name is Stacy, But You Can Call Us (Wolf Whistle), 45.5 pts

5. Daddy’s Chubby Little Secret, 44.5 pts

6. To Neil! The Cause of - and Solution to - All of Simpsons Trivia’s Problems, 44 pts

7. One Squirt and You’re South of the Border!, 43.5 pts

8. Just Miles from Your Home, Nerds Are Given Pizza and Asked Questions. Neil Calls It “Trivia,” But A More Alarmist Name Would Be, “THE KILLBOT FACTORY!”, 43 pts

9. Neil Arsenty Loses Pants, Life, 41 pts

10. Team Moe, Formerly Gruesome, Formerly Ugly, Formerly Presentable, Formerly Gorgeous, 40.5 pts

11. Forget About the Trivia, When Do We Get the Freaking Guns??, 40 pts

11. They Like Itchy, They Like Scratchy, One Team Seems to Love the Speedo Man, 40 pts

11. This Doesn’t Look Very Clean / Just Do Your Job, Trivia Boy!, 40 pts

11. Hey Neil! Pizzeria Serio Caught Fire and All of Downtown Smells Like Pizza! Wanna Go Smell?, 40 pts

15. This Team is [PROPERTY OF BART SIMPSON], 37 pts

16. The Irregular Oreos, 36.5 pts

17. Can’t We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn’t End with Us Digging Up a Corpse?, 35.5 pts

18. Chicago’s Answer to a Question Nobody Asked!, 34 pts

19. O-E-O, E-OOOooo, O-E-O, E-OOOooo (Shhh!) o-e-o, e-oooooo, o-e-o, e-oooooo, 33 pts

19. The WOO HOO! Simpsons Trivia Facebook Turned Into A Hardcore Shitposting Network So Quietly, You Barely Even Noticed, 33 pts

21. All the Kids in Lakeview are S.O.B’s!, 31.5 pts

22. You May Remember Us from “Gladys, the Groovy Mule!”, 30.5 pts

23. Popeye, Popain, Popeye, Popain, 26 pts

24. All Hail the Inanimate Rod!, 24 pts

25. Oh No! The Corn! Neil Arsenty is Going to Have Our Legs Broke!, 23.5 pts

26. My English is, How You Say, Inelegant, 22.5 pts

27. The Babysitter Bandits, 15 pts

28. B-Flats, 14.5 pts

29. Discovery Channel A, 12 pts

30. Carlos Santana’s Little Helpers, 5 pts