September 13th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kids at Springfield Elementary, Video Games
Episodes : Itchy and Scratchy Land, Itchy and Scratchy:The Movie, Marge vs Itchy and Scratchy
Winners: The Rappin' Rabbis (Tie Breaker Winner)
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence: We Cannot Answer Trivia Under These Conditions. If Anybody Wants Us, We'll Be Across the Street at The Rhino. Call The Nelsons, We Don't Care!

1. The Rappin' Rabbis - 41 pts
1. Grover Cleveland Spanked Our Team on Two Non-Consecutive Occasions - 41 pts
3. The Nelsons ft. Pray For Mojo - 39 pts
3. Our Team Has a Case of Laryngitis and a Bad Back. So We Won't Be Saying Anything or Doing Anything. - 39 pts
5. I Propose We Start Our Own Neighborhood Team… A-Roony! - 38.5 pts
6. Kruddler -  37 pts
7. Our Team is Hatless, I Repeat, Hatless - 36.5 pts
7. This Team is Worse Than Godfather III - 36.5 pts
9. Chris, Do You Want Us To Tell You When It's 7:30? - 35.5 pts
9. Here at Globex, We Don't Believe in Team Names. In Fact, We Didn't Even Give You Our Coats! - 35.5 pts
11. I'm Drunk Right Now - 33.5 pts
11. We Cannot Answer Trivia Under These Conditions. If Anybody Wants Us, We'll Be Across the Street at The Rhino. Call The Nelsons, We Don't Care! - 33.5 pts
13. This Team Only Looks Out For One Team… This Team - 32 pts
14. Dances in Underwear and Thinks Too Much - 31 pts
15. Mooching War Widows - 30.5 pts
16. Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts
16. Teams of 3, Leave Them Be. Teams of 4, Eat Some More. - 30 pts
18. Manic Mailman - 29.5 pts
19. The Team Who Embodies Everything About Rock and Roll (Except the Music) - 29 pts
20. The Classy Lassies - 28.5 pts
21. Milpool - 28 pts
22. Queens of Summertime - 26.5 pts
22. Starland Vocal Band - 26.5 pts
24. Which Do You Think is More Important? A Good Trivia Team Name or Stick-To-It-iveness - 26 pts
25. Düff, From Sweden - 23.5 pts
26. The Kwik-E-Smarts - 22.5 pts
26. Trivia Has Heart but Football in the Groin Has Football in the Groin - 22.5 pts
28. Ten-Foot Clown Pole - 22 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 21 pts
30. Jeremy's Irons - 18.5 pts
31. Bort and the Sweet Candies - 18 pts
32. The Team That's Good For Keeping Down the Urges - 17 pts
33. Snowball 3 - 16 pts
34. A Quiz Team Whose Complete Lack of Competence and Managerial Impotence Turned the #1 Quiz Team in the Bar Into a Tie For Sixth With Table Time and Allied Biscuit - 15.5 pts
35. Johnny and the Cloneasaurus - 14.5 pts
36. And If It's a Crime to Bribe a Jury, Then So Help Us, We'll Soon Be Guilty of That Too! - 14 pts
37. Rich Uncle Skeleton - 13 pts
38. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! - 12 pts
38. Team Adequate  - 12 pts
40. When I Shit I Puke Piss - 10.5 pts
41. Born to Runner Up - 7.5 pts
42. Chicago's Version of Springfield - 5.5 pts