January 16, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Radio Bart, Lisa the Greek, Homer At the Bat
Categories: Maggie Simpson, Sitting and Slouching
Winner: Non-Threatening Boys Magazine

1. Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, 48.5 pts
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 46.5 pts
3. Sleek Vigilant Puma, Principal of the Mountains, 46 pts
4. He’s Had It in for Me Ever Since I Kinda Ran Over His Dog. Well, Replace the Word “Kinda” with “Repeatedly”, and the Word “Dog” with Son., 44.5 pts
4. You Can’t Treat the Working Man This Way! One Day We’ll Form a Union and Get the Fair and Equitable Treatment We Deserve! Then We’ll Go Too Far and Get Corrupt and Shiftless and the Japanese Will Eat Us Alive!, 44.5 pts
6. It’s Not Whether We Win or Lose - It’s How Drunk We Get, 44 pts
6. No More Apples in the Vending Machine Please!, 44 pts
6. So I Says “Look Buddy, Your Car Was Upside Down When We Got Here; and as for Your Grandma, Well, She Shouldn’t Have Mouthed Off Like That.”, 44 pts
9. We Can’t Even Say the Word “Titmouse” Without Giggling Like Schoolgirls, 43 pts 
10. We Cannot Divulge Information About That Customer’s Secret, Illegal Team Name, 42.5 pts
11. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel , 42 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 42 pts
13. Trivia Team After Trivia Team of Ugly, Ugly Children, 41 pts
14. Luke Be a Jedi Toniiiight/Just Be a Jedi Toniiight/Do It for Yoda While We Serve Our Guests a Soda/Luke Be a Jedi Tonight! And Do it for Chewy and the Ewoks and All the Other Puppets! Luke Be a Jedi Toniiight!, 40 pts
15. Ch-ch-changes/Time to Change the Oil/CHANGES!/Don’t Want to Be an Oily Man!, 38.5 pts
16. No Beer and No TV Make Homer Go Something Something… Go Crazy? Don’t Mind If I Do!, 37 pts
16. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 37 pts
18. The B Sharps, 36.5 pts
19. I Want to Set the Record Straight: I Thought the Cop Was a Prostitute, 36 pts
20. The Hosts Need to Speak Up, We’re All Wearing Towels!, 34 pts
21. Sexy Flanders, 33.5 pts
22. If a Cow Ever Got the Chance He’d Eat You and Everyone You Ever Cared About, 32.5 pts
23. Prinskipple Charmer, 32 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 32 pts 
25. Ow, My Eye! I’m Not Supposed to Get Pudding in It!, 26.5 pts
26. The Grime-es, 19 pts
27. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9.5 pts