January 29, 2016 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's

Episodes: Cape Feare

Categories: Chief Wiggum, The Front, Bart

Winner: Springfield Isotopes

1	Springfield Isotopes	50.5
2	We Voted for Kodos	49.5
3	Flanders' Flock	44.0
4	They Found Us on the Mensroom Floor	41.0
5	The Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you	38.5
6	The Egg Council Creeps	34.5
7	A Mathematician, Another Mathematician and a Statistician	34.0
7	We No Function Beer Well Without	34.0
8	Christmas Ape Goes To Trivia Camp	29.0
9	The Duffs	17.0
10	Malibu Stacy and the Smithereens	16.0

January 20, 2016 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's Pub

Episodes: Last Exit to Springfield, Mr Plow

Categories: Lisa, According to..., Reverend Lovejoy

Winner: The Mighty Pigs, Cesspool *on* the Potomac

1		Cesspool *On* the Potomac	44.5
1		The Mighty Pigs	44.5
2		Can I Borrow a Team Name?	40.5
3		Itchy and Scratchy	39.5
4		"You may remember me from…"	37.0
5		Shelbyville Shelbyvillians	36.5
6		Hurricane Neddy	32.0
7		A Few Jewish Cowboys	30.0
8		Handsome Homer + 4	29.5
9		Land on Lenny	29.0
10		She's the Fastest	27.5
11		Blinky's Buds	27.0
11		Compu-global-hyper-mega-net	27.0
12		Bovine University (fmr Table 5)	26.5
12		The Non-Giving-Up Trivia Guys	26.5
13		Flaming Homer	26.0
14		The Clown College	24.5
15		This Year I'm Giving Her English Muffins	24.0
16		The Be Sharps	17.0
16		The Moe Szyslak Experience ft. Homer	17.0
17		THRILLHO	15.0

January 18, 2016 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf

Episodes: Homer Badman, Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa The Iconoclast

Categories: Reverend Lovejoy, Religion

Winner: The Little Rory Calhouns

1. The Little Rory Calhouns 44.5 pts

2. What this team needs is a name that's witty at first but seems less and less funny each you hear it 40 pts
3. Hey buddy, you gotta slow your car down and let this team in, because We’re a big fat team and we can't go anywhere! Because there could be some poison gas, I mean there's REALLY going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, especially us! 38 pts
4. Hoju 36.5 pts
5. In the area under "do not write team name here", he wrote "okay". 36.5 pts
6. You are watching Fox 34.5 pts
7. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 33 pts
8. Forget about the trivia, when do we get the freakin' guns?! 33 pts
9. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger-Hutz-Mcclure 32.5 pts
10. This team has a lot of history. Buddy Holly came to us in 1958 and said "there is no way in hell that I want to play for this dump." 31.5 pts
11. I am tired of these jokes about my giant team name. Thr first such incidence occurred in 1956… 29.5 pts
12. Top Hat Entertainment 29.5 pts
13. Watch out Itchy! He's Irish! 28.5 pts
14. Three loins in the fountain 27 pts
15. Lenny and the Jets 26.5 pts
16. The Killing Team…*gasp*…don't let the name throw you Jimmy, they're not really a team 26.5 pts
17. Go banana! 24 pts
18. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked 24 pts
19. Quizly bare underwear 22.5 pts
20. Enjoy your death traps, ladies! 19 pts
21. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 17.5 pts
22. The Wildcats 16 pts
23. We eat dog food until our tears taste like dog food 14 pts
24. Flancrest enterprises 14 pts
25. The good guys at sports 13 pts
26. Sex Cauldron 12 pts
27. The Irregular Oreos 10 pts
28. Spiderpigs 8.5 pts

January 18, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Marge Simpson, Movies

Episodes: The Springfield Connection, Marge on the Lam, Marge in Chains

Winners: An Escaped Mental Patient Tampered with this Answer Sheet

1. An Escaped Mental Patient Tampered with this Answer Sheet, 48 pts

2. How Many People at Simpsons Trivia are Thinking of Killing Neil Right Now?, 46 pts

3. Neil A: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber, 44.5 pts

3. ...And the Team Was Cast into the Fiery Cauldron of Hell! The Searing Heat, the Scalding Rivers of Molten Sulfur!, 44.5 pts

5. They Should Call This Team Johnny Deformed, 41 pts

6. Habitat for Huge Simpsons Trivia Teams, 40 pts

7. This Trivia Night is a Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, 39 pts

7. Armin Tamzarian's Reign of Terror, 39 pts

9. Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention!, 38.5 pts

10. One of Neil Arsenty's Ether-Induced Hallucinations, 38 pts

11. Simpsons Trivia Rule 26: Every Team Must Win First Place At Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, or Rank Odor, 36.5 pts

12. Come on, Neil. We're a Team! It's Uter-us, Not Uter-YOU!, 36 pts

12. Hey, Ansel Arsenty, Let's Go! Take the Team Photos!, 36 pts

14. Is Your Team Wearing a Tie to Impress Neil? Do You Think He Noticed?, 34.5 pts

15. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 33.5 pts

15. Senor Beaverotti and the Wall E. Weasels, 33.5 pts

17. Sex Cauldron?!, 33 pts

18. Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry, 33 pts

19. Who Won? The LOSERS? No, They Lost, 31 pts

19. The Bowie Sharps, 31 pts

21. Hack the Bone! HACK THE BONE!!, 28.5 pts

22. Ol' Grimey, 27.5 pts

23. The Premium Dudes, 27 pts

24. We Order Our Steaks Through the New Yorker, 25.5 pts

24. 49 Staters, 25.5 pts

24. Team Gorgeous/Team Presentable/Team Gruesome/Team Moe, 25.5 pts

27. Hey Buddy, You Gotta Slow Your Car Down and Let Me In Because I'm a Big Fat Guy and I Can't  Go Anywhere Because There Could Be Some Poison Gas, I Mean There's Really Going to Be Some Poison Gas and Everybody's Going to Be Dead, Especially Me!, 24 pts

28. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 23.5 pts

29. The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down, 22.5 pts

30. Immigants, I Knew It was Them, 22 pts

31. Roads Closed, Pipes Frozen, Albinos and Trivia Answers… Virtually Invisible!, 21 pts

32. It's Pronounced "Nucular," 14.5 pts

33. Listen Ladies, 13.5 pts

34. Pray for Mojo, 11.5 pts

35. Pinchy Would've Wanted it This Way, 10.5 pts

36. Banana House, 7 pts

37. Percy Dovetonsils III, 5 pts

January 16, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Radio Bart, Lisa the Greek, Homer At the Bat
Categories: Maggie Simpson, Sitting and Slouching
Winner: Non-Threatening Boys Magazine

1. Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, 48.5 pts
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 46.5 pts
3. Sleek Vigilant Puma, Principal of the Mountains, 46 pts
4. He’s Had It in for Me Ever Since I Kinda Ran Over His Dog. Well, Replace the Word “Kinda” with “Repeatedly”, and the Word “Dog” with Son., 44.5 pts
4. You Can’t Treat the Working Man This Way! One Day We’ll Form a Union and Get the Fair and Equitable Treatment We Deserve! Then We’ll Go Too Far and Get Corrupt and Shiftless and the Japanese Will Eat Us Alive!, 44.5 pts
6. It’s Not Whether We Win or Lose - It’s How Drunk We Get, 44 pts
6. No More Apples in the Vending Machine Please!, 44 pts
6. So I Says “Look Buddy, Your Car Was Upside Down When We Got Here; and as for Your Grandma, Well, She Shouldn’t Have Mouthed Off Like That.”, 44 pts
9. We Can’t Even Say the Word “Titmouse” Without Giggling Like Schoolgirls, 43 pts 
10. We Cannot Divulge Information About That Customer’s Secret, Illegal Team Name, 42.5 pts
11. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel , 42 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 42 pts
13. Trivia Team After Trivia Team of Ugly, Ugly Children, 41 pts
14. Luke Be a Jedi Toniiiight/Just Be a Jedi Toniiight/Do It for Yoda While We Serve Our Guests a Soda/Luke Be a Jedi Tonight! And Do it for Chewy and the Ewoks and All the Other Puppets! Luke Be a Jedi Toniiight!, 40 pts
15. Ch-ch-changes/Time to Change the Oil/CHANGES!/Don’t Want to Be an Oily Man!, 38.5 pts
16. No Beer and No TV Make Homer Go Something Something… Go Crazy? Don’t Mind If I Do!, 37 pts
16. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 37 pts
18. The B Sharps, 36.5 pts
19. I Want to Set the Record Straight: I Thought the Cop Was a Prostitute, 36 pts
20. The Hosts Need to Speak Up, We’re All Wearing Towels!, 34 pts
21. Sexy Flanders, 33.5 pts
22. If a Cow Ever Got the Chance He’d Eat You and Everyone You Ever Cared About, 32.5 pts
23. Prinskipple Charmer, 32 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 32 pts 
25. Ow, My Eye! I’m Not Supposed to Get Pudding in It!, 26.5 pts
26. The Grime-es, 19 pts
27. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9.5 pts

January 11th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Jasper, Space!
Episodes : Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Flaming Moe's, Deep Space Homer
Winners : Sex Cauldron

1.  Sex Cauldron - 45.5 pts
2.  Half Our Teammates are Dead. Or Sick, I Don't Know. I Can't Remember. - 44.5 pts
3.  The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 42.5 pts
4.  Handsome Brian Edwards, Plus 4 - 40.5 pts
5.  The "Don't Call Me a Chick" Chicks - 39 pts
5.  THRILLHO - 39 pts
7.  Enough About Trivia! When Do We Get the Freaking Guns?? - 38.5 pts
8.  Here at Globex We Don't Believe in Team Names! In Fact, We Didn't Even Give You Our Coats! - 38 pts
9.  People Think There are Only Five Members of Simpsons Trivia, But They're Wrong. Could We Turn Up the House Lights? That Was the Cue to Turn Up the Lights So We Can Tell the Audience They're the Sixth Member of the Freakin' Group! We are Trying to Put a Tiny Thrill Into Their Gray Little Lives! - 37.5 pts
10. He He He… Look at This Team Name: "U R Gay" - 37 pts
11. Bloodbath and Beyond - 35.5 pts
11. The Team That's Next to the Team With No Numbers - 35.5 pts
13. uosdwiS r dewoH - 34.5 pts
13. You See, My Teammates, They Have Been Most Vocal on the Subject of the Trivia Answers. What are the Answers? When are We Going to Know the Answers? Why Don't We Know the Answers Now? And So On. So Please, the Answers. - 34.5 pts
15. No, It's the Children Who Are Wrong - 32 pts
16. Johnny Unitas. Now There's a Team Name You Can Set Your Watch To. - 31.5 pts
17. We Shoot Birds at the Airport - 30.5 pts
18. DO NOT TOUCH - Willie - 30 pts
19. Agnes, Our Name is Agnesand You Know It's Agnes! It Means Lamb! Lamb of God! - 29.5 pts
19. My Team is Also Named Bort - 29.5 pts
19. One of Those Teams You Don't See Very Often, uhhh… Bart-Bart - 29.5 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 29.5 pts
23. Get Mendoza - 28.5 pts
23. The Mexican Council of Food - 28.5 pts
25. Smithers, There's a Rocket in my Pocket - 28 pts
26. The Movementarians - 26.5 pts
27. Nuke-ular. It's Pronounced Nuke-ular. Nuke-ular. - 25.5 pts
28. Er, Uh… the… Best Damn Pet Shop in Town! - 25 pts
29. Contingency? No, Money Down! - 23.5 pts
30. The Hell's Satans - 23 pts
31. A Groin Grabbingly Good Team - 22.5 pts
31. The Life-Saving Nerds - 22.5 pts
33. Can I Borrow a Feeling? - 19 pts
34. DENTAL PLAN IN IDAHO - 18.5 pts
35. Cucumber Boi - 17 pts
36. Dr. Nick Triviera- 13.5 pts

January 7, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: The Bullies, The Nuclear Plant
Episodes: Flaming Moe's; Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie; Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1
Winner: Hey Dans, we're worried about the trivia supply. After this round, and the other round, there's only one round left (Yeah that team's right, yeah let's play some trivia. Yeah some trivia, yeah that team's right)

1. Hey Dans, we're worried about the trivia supply. After this round, and the other round, there's only one round left (Yeah that team's right, yeah let's play some trivia. Yeah some trivia, yeah that team's right), 46.5 pts
2. Thank you Dan and Dan. so there you have it, unrehearsed SImpsons trivia from important podcasters. I love them in the podcast they keep nagging about. Nagging, nagging, nagging., 46 pts
3. Whoa! A fat saracastic Simpsons trivia host, you must be a devil with the ladies, 45.5 pts
4. Don't Dan what danny dan dans, 43 pts
5. The Dans, The, 42.5 pts
6. The alien has appeared at Berry Park for the last two thursday nights. Will it appear again this thursday? The entire simpson trivia team will be there, except Dan Ozzi, the trivia host who's getting fired tomorrow, 41 pts
7. Lisa needs brace, dental plan, 40.5 pts
8. Born to Runner Up, 39.5 pts
9. Dan. What's a dan? Well it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet. But maaaaan... So to answer your question, I don't know, 38 pts
10. A team name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it, 37.5 pts
11. You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!, 36.5 pts
12. Flaming Shmoes, 36 pts
13. The team that's always eating candy, they love the sweet taste, 35.5 pts
14. Hello Mr. Dan. I Bad want donuts now, me sick, 33 pts
15. Nightboat, the crime solving boat, 32.5 pts
16. Team #24601, 32 pts
17. Me Dans are stupid pigs, 31 pts
17. Oh Bartina, before I met you, I was a lonely Dan, 31 pts
19. Old gray dans, they ain't what they used to be, aint what they used to be..., 30 pts
19. Two guys from Kabul, 30 pts
21. Hi, we're troy mcclure, you might remember us from such teams as..., 28 pts
22. The little white girl blues quartet, 27.5 pts
23. Third street hammock district association, 26 pts
24. Chazzwozzers!?, 25 pts
25. Frickles, 23 pts
26. Boo Urns, 20.5 pts
27. Maybe single people go to trivia. We don't know. Frankly we don't want to know..., 20 pts
28. Pancakes in the mail, 18 pts
29. We the Purple, 14.5 pts
30. True or False, the old gray mare IS what she used to be, 12.5 pts
30. Roast Beef, You Clod!, 12.5 pts
32. Not Lenny!, 9 pts
33. Supernintendo Chalmers, 6.5 pts

34. Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, what great men he would join: John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burger... mmm Burger, 0 pts

January 5, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, Marge Vs. The Monorail, Last Exit to Springfield

Round Theme: Songs
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet
Vegas Winner: Marc Speziale AKA (Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo)

1. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               47.5
2. Here Come The Pretzels                                   46
3. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel   44.5
3. You're Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team             44.5
5. The Hammock District                                      44
6. That Oughta Hold Those S.O.B.'s                      43.5
7. Semper Fudge                                                 42.5
8. The Uter-us, not Uter-yous                                42
9. Class 3 Killstorm                                              41
10. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 40.5
11. The Southern Dandies                                     39
12. The Christ Punchers                                        37
13. Leaderbeans                                                   36
13. Look Who's Oinking                                         36
15. Anita Bath                                                      35.5
15. Vera Said That?                                              35.5
17. Livin' Like Damn Hell Ass Kings                       34.5
17. The Big Ear Family                                         34.5
19. Team Discoverby Channel                               34
20. Put It In 'H'!                                                    33.5
21. A Canadian Team Who Say They Are Deathly   33
     Afraid of Scorpions
21. Bonerland Medical Association                         33
23. The Rowdy Roddy Peepers                              32
24. Dr. Nick Triviera                                              31
25. Chicken...Smiley Face                                     27.5
25. Nero's Palace                                                  27.5
27. Iron Helps Us Play                                           27
28. Crisitunity                                                       26
29. $5.00 Pretzels                                                10.5
30. Team Schrock                                                 8

December 14th, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf

Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Rosebud, Lisa The Vegetarian

Categories: Apu, Finish the Lyrics

Winner: Superstars of the Cracker Factory

1. Superstars of the Cracker Factory 41.5 pts
2. Krusty Kinda Khristmas 41 pts
3. Nine hundred dollary-doos?! 38.5 pts
4. Simon Forever! Leonard never! 38 pts
5. Hungry hungry Chippos! 36.5 pts
6. Here comes Lee Marvin! Thank God! He's always drunk and violent 36 pts
7. The Mother Shabubus 34.5 pts
8. Top Hat Entertainment 30.5 pts
9. Chicks on the Bench 27 pts
10. Pick a bar 26.5 pts
11. Crisitunity! 25.5 pts
12. Gimmie five bees for a quarter 25.5 pts
13. Table Five 25 pts
14. The Chazzwozzers 25 pts
15. Gay for Moleman 23 pts
16. North Haverbrook 17.5 pts
17. A perfectly cromulent team name 16.5 pts
18. The irregular Oreos 15.5 pts
19. Hank Scorpios 4.5 pts