Wednesday, May 20, 2015

May 7, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Grampa; Books and Literature
Episodes: Mother Simpson, Three Men and a Comic Book, Viva Ned Flanders
Winner: Hello Dan, you are a stupid head

Final Standings:

1. Hello Dan, you are a stupid head, 48 pts
2. The team whose lust for filthy magazines kept Berry Park in business that first shaky year. By the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses, 45 pts 
3. If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing our team name, 43.5 pts
4. Dan, that's an odd name. I'da called them chazwozzers, 43 pts
5. Vacuous Ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends, 38 pts 
6. A team that can sustain verticality for three rounds, 37 pts 
7. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at trivia, 36.5 pts
8. The dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, 33 pts 
9. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 32.5 pts
10. Today's modern super animals like the flying squirrel and the electric eel, 30 pts
11. Bark Bark Bark Bark. Shh! Lisa the dog is barking, 29.5 pts
12. The Class 3 Killstorms, 29 pts 
13. Strap on your skates, Gordie, you're going in, 27 pts 
14. I heard that your team went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant, 25.5 pts 
15. Kruddler, 25pts
16. The Bear Accessories, 24 pts 
17. Das Butt, 21 pts 
18. Hank Scorpio Rising, 20 pts 
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 20 pts 
20. The Know Nothing Know It Alls, 20 pts 
21. Up Up and Buffet, 19.5 pts 
22. We're Talking Homer, Dan's Ozzi and Mulhall, 18.5 pts 
23. Heart Attacks: 3 0, 17 pts 
24. Cloves. Tom Collins Mix. Frozen Pie Crust, 14 pts 
25. Khav Khalash, 12.5pts 
26. Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 12 pts 
27. The "Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke." Team, 6.5 pts

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