November 18, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Edna Krabappel, Songs

Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, The PTA Disbands

Winner(s): Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks

Final Standings: 

1. Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks, 49 pts

2. No One in History Has Ever Thought of a Team Name This Clever, 48 pts

3. Please Help Yourselves to This Tripe, 46.5 pts

4. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45.5 pts

5. My team has a 1st name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.  My team has a 2nd name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 45 pts

6. This Team Shouldn't Have Eaten That Powdered Packet of Gravy We Found in the Parking Lot, 44.5 pts

7. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts

8. It's Not Really Us! We Used Stunt Butts!, 42 pts

9. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 37 pts

10. Little Rudiger, 36.5 pts

11. Wacky Shaaaack!, 36 pts

12. Armin's Copy of Swank, 34 pts

12. Hired Goons, 34 pts

12. Kippers for Breakfast, 34 pts

15. I've Been Calling Her Crandall!, 33.5 pts

16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 33 pts

17. Wiggum Forever, Barney Never, 32 pts

18. Nuke the Whales, 31.5 pts

19. Pray for Mojo, 30.5 pts

20. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 30 pts

21. Crappy Little Elves, 25 pts

22. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 23.5 pts

22. Loggins, Messina, Oates and Lisa, 23.5 pts

24. It's Groening Men, 22.5 pts

25. Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, 20 pts

26. The Ides of Marge, 19.5 pts

27. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse, 19 pts

27. Son of Sanford and Son, 19 pts

29. Are Poo and Ass Taken?, 16.5 pts

30. Disco Stu's Denim Jacket, 15 pts

30. Seeweed Sharks, 15 pts

32. L'il Bandits, 9 pts

November 12, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An F, Grade School Confidential, Bart The Lover
Categories: Edna Krebappel, Theatre
Winner: Loggins & Oates

Final Standings:
1. Loggins & Oates, 48 pts
2. The Team That Is Going To Hide Underneath Some Coats And Hope That Everything Is Alright, 45 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
4. Forget About The Trivia, When Do We Get The Freaking Guns?, 43 pts
5. Have We Played Simpsons Trivia? Yeah, Once, Probably In One of Our Drunken Stupors, 41.5 pts
6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
6. "Mayor Ford" Corruptus Extremis, 40.5 pts
8. The Nelsons + I'm Joe Namath, 40 pts
9. We Got Mono From Riding The Monorail, 39 pts
10. 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
11. Mendozaaaaaaa, 38 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermit, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoey, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Candle, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Loren, Q-Bert and Phil, 37 pts
13. Put It In H, 36 pts
13. We Sleep In A Racing Car, Do You?, 36 pts
13. Sexually Yours, 36 pts
16. Stupider Like A Fox, 35 pts
16. She-She Club, 35 pts
18. Go Banana!, 34.5 pts
18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team: Worker And Parasite, 34.5 pts
20. Truly Yours Is A Butt That Won't Quit - Woodrow, 33.5 pts
21. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit! Enjoy Your Deathtrap, Ladies, 33 pts
22. Okay Crew, Set Your Faces To Stunned, 32.5 pts
22. Our Feet Are Soaked but Our Cuffs Are Bone Dry, 32.5 pts
24. We're A Smart Team, But We Make Bad Choices, 31 pts
25. The Wildcats, 30.5 pts
26. The Hootie McBoobs, 29.5 pts
26. A Nudist Camp for Animals, 29.5 pts
28. Springfield's 9th Bearded Infantry, 28.5 pts
28. The Globex Corporation, 28.5 pts
28. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 28.5 pts
31. The Wheezy Windbags, 27 pts
31. We Can't Hear You Chris, We're Wearing Our Jacuzzi Suits, 27 pts
31. Thrillhou-, 27 pts
31. Also Named Bort, 27 pts
35. I Gotta Go, My Damn Weiner Kids Are Listening, 26.5 pts
36. Oh, I've Been Calling Her Crandall, 26 pts
37. Secret Lovers of Woodrow Wilson, 25.5 pts
38. Maaaaaattttloooock Expressway, 24.5 pts
38. The Zephyrs, 24.5 pts
40. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here!, 24 pts
41. The Contrabulous Fabtraption Of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 22 pts
42. Tipsy McStagger's Goodtime Drinking And Eating Emporium, 21.5 pts
42. Edna, I Must Leave You; Why, I Cannot Say; Where, You Cannot Know; How I Will Get There, I Haven't Decided Yet, 21.5 pts
44. We Had A Team Called The Cup And Ball Hogs, It Died, It Dies; Mom Said It Was Sleeping, She Lied, She Lied; Why Oh Why Is Our Team Dead? Couldn't That Chrysler Have Hit Us Instead?, 20.5 pts
44. Sexually Yours, Woodrow, 20.5 pts
46. I'm On My Way, 18.5 pts
47. We're Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 18 pts
47. The Thompsons, 18 pts
49. Worst...Team...Ever, 17.5 pts
50. Spittle County Raiders, "Birthplace Of The Loogie", 13 pts
51. Can't Win, Don't Try, 10 pts
52. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 9.5 pts
53. Elppabarc Ande, 8 pts
54. Simpson Scandal Update: Homer Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent Which He Believes Gives Him Sexual Powers, 7.5 pts
55. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S. 2, 4 pts
56. Did You Know Simpsons Trivia Has Gone Up In Popularity Each And Every Year? If These Trends Continue...Ayyyy, 1 pt

November 7, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Lover
Categories:
Winner: Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again

Final Standings:
1. Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again, 45.5 pts
2. Personally Offended By Broad Social Trends, 43.5 pts
2. As You Know, One Day Your Team Name Will Disqualify You From All Of The Hottest And Noisiest Jobs, 43.5 pts
4. The Team Where Nothing Could Possibl-Y Go Wrong, 42 pts
4. Mmm, This Sandwich Tastes So Young And Impudent, 42 pts
6. This Team's Faking It, 41.5 pts
6. Calling All Quakers, 41.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos, 41 pts
9. Pukahontas, 40.5 pts
9. Easy Targets For Every Smooth Talking Lothario With His Own Car And Tight Jeans, 40.5 pts
11. Semper Fudge, 40 pts
12. Can't. Stop. Doing The Monkey, 39 pts
12. Dans, You're The Closest Thing To A Man In My Life And That's So Depressing I'm Going To Cry, 39 pts
12. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 39 pts
15. The Drug Dealer Keeper-Awayers, 38.5 pts
15. This Team Both Sucks And Blows, 38.5 pts
17. Too Many Grandmas, 38 pts
18. This Is Simpsons Trivia, Not The Bloody Splish Splash Show, 37 pts
19. Meow Meow Meow, 36.5 pts
20. This Team Is Very Sad For It Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Regime, 36 pts
20. Klondike 5-3457, 36 pts
22. Woozle Wuzzle, 35.5 pts
23. The Denver Broncos???, 35 pts
24. Is That Gum? Is That Gum? Is That Gum?, 33.5 pts
24. Herman's Head Trauma, 33.5 pts
26. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, 32.5 pts
27. Forty Rods To The Hogshead, 32 pts
28. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 31.5 pts
28. Yeah Smingers Did It, Case Closed, 31.5 pts
30. This Team's Been Calling Her Crandall, 30 pts
30. Drink Up Judah Ben Hur. You Truly Are King Of Kings, 30 pts
30. Insulting The Boot Is A Bootable Offense, 30 pts
33. Pumping Gas For A Living, 29.5 pts
34. Hired Goons, 29 pts
35. Gummy Artisans That Work Exclusively In the Medium of Gummy, 28.5 pts
36. Thanks Benevenstanchiano!, 28 pts
37. Flowers By Irene, 27.5 pts
38. The Steamed Hams, 26.5 pts
39. Raggin' On Your Cord, 25 pts
40. You Don't Win Friends With Salad, 22.5 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 22 pts
41. Supernintendo Chalmers, 22 pts
43. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 21.5 pts
44. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics Of Mark Farner, The Bong-Rattling Bass Of Mel Schacher, And The Competent Drum Work Of Don Brewer, 21 pts
45. Bonerland, 20 pts
46. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 19.5 pts
47. Homersexuals, 18.5 pts
48. The Native Americans of Comedy Writing: They Used Everything (It's Not As Racist As It Seems), 5 pts
49. The Brooklyn Isotopes, 2.5 pts
50. Tiger & The Knife, 1 pt

October 21, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Lenny & Carl, US Presidents

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII

Winner(s): The Chubbiest Kickline in Town & The Black Smithers (tie)

Final Standings: 

1. The Black Smithers, 47.5 pts

1. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 47.5 pts

3. Vassar Bashers, 47 pts

3. alt.nerd.obsessive, 47 pts

3. Urge to Kill... Rising..., 47 pts

6. Do Not Touch Willie, 44.5 pts

7. Team is Hatless, Repeat: Hatless, 44 pts

8. The Sour Quince Logs, 42 pts

8. My Precious Antique Cans, 42 pts

10. The League of Uninformed Voters, 40.5 pts

11. Champions of Winning, Superb!, 39 pts

11. Whitey Whompers, 39 pts

13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 38.5 pts

14. The Al Ighty Ollar, 37.5 pts

14. Thrillhouse, 37.5 pts

16. Thrillho, 36.5 pts

17. Greasy Thugs, 35 pts

18. Krudler, 34.5 pts

18. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts

20. Nuke the Whales, 34 pts

21. Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster, 33 pts

21. The Free Range Children, 33 pts

21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts

24. Ham-A-Hoy!, 32.5 pts

25. Spin the Middle Side Topwise... Or Die, 29.5 pts

26. We Are From Zee Land of Chocolate, 26.5 pts

27. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 25.5 pts

28. Crazy Vaclav Auto Sales, 22.5 pts

28. Urge to Kill... Rising... Rising... Fading... Rising!, 22.5 pts

30. The Ny Mets, 18.5 pts

30. We Hate Diana for Being Late, 18.5 pts

32. The Seaweed Sharks, 16 pts

33. The Homersexuals, 9 pts

34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked, 5 pts

October 8, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror, VII, Treehouse of Horror III

Categories: Treehouse of Horror

Winner: The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!

Final Standings:

1. The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!, 43.5 pts

2. Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik, 40.5 pts

3. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts

4. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 36 pts

5. Alright, We Wrote Our Team Name. Now Can We Please Have Our Free Boat?, 35 pts

6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervisison Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts

7. Yup, Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Team To Evil, 32 pts

8. Cup And Ball Hogs, 30.5 pts

8. The Trivia Host's Name Is Brazeau? We've Been Calling Her Crandell! We Feel Like Idiots, 30.5 pts

10. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 30 pts

11. The California Cheeseburgers, 29 pts

12. This Trivia Team Carries A Terrible Curse. (Pause) But It Comes With A Free Frogurt, 28 pts

13. James Hell Brooks, 26.5 pts

14. Abortions For Some, 26 pts

15. Ooo, He Card Read Good, 24.5 pts

16. Put It In H, 23.5 pts

16. The Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 23.5 pts

18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, Worker And Parasite, 23 pts

18. Models In The Sears Catalogue, 23 pts

20. I Tell You, I Won't Play On A Trivia Team That Robs Men Of The Right To Marry Their Cousins, 22.5 pts

21. I Have Two Questions: Where's The Fife? And Give Me The Fife, 22 pts

21. Stoner's Pot Palace, 22 pts

21. The Team That Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward, Not Forward, And Always, twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 22 pts 

24. Christ Punchers, 21.5 pts

24. How To Cook Forty Humans, 21.5 pts

26. Boaking Accidents, 21 pts

26. Flancrest Enterprises, 21 pts

26. Nut And Gum: Together At Last!, 21 pts

29. In The Midst Of All The Killing And Skin Eating, Somehow We Forgot The Love, 20 pts

29. Stupider Like A Fox, 20 pts

29. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad, 20 pts

32. Ding Freedom. Dong Opportunity, 19.5 pts

32. Hello! Human Flies Here! C'mon, We Stayed Up All Night Dyeing Our Underpants, 19.5 pts

32. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food, 19.5 pts

32. You Gotta Sell Your Pumpkin Futures Before Hallowe'en. BEFORE!, 19.5 pts

36. Gentlemen…To Evil!, 19 pts

37. Get To The Workin' Overtime Part, 18.5 pts

37. Man Loses Pants, Life, 18.5 pts

37. Simpsons Trivia Rewards Knowledge. This Team Punishes Ignorance, 18.5 pts

40. The Team With The Case Of The 'Sposedas, 16 pts

41. I'm On My Way!, 15 pts

42. I'm Somewhere Where I Don't Know Where I Am, 13.5 pts

43. Yeah, You Heard Me Phil, Two Measly Stinkin' Grapes, 13 pts

44. Capital City Goofball, 12.5 pts

44. If We Lose, We're Out Of The Family, 12.5 pts

46. Moooooom! The Cup And Ball Hogs Are Smoking!, 12 pts

47. Donnie Don't, 11 pts

47. Szyzlin' Syzslaks, 11 pts

49. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 10 pts

50. No On 24, 8 pts

51. Fishbulb, 7.5 pts

53. They Came To Life. Good For Them, 7 pts

54. Biggie-Smalls, 3 pts

October 3, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Baseball & Softball
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Center for Re-Neducation

Final Standings:
1. The Center for Re-Neducation, 48 PTAs
2. The Fun Boys, 47 pts
3. Mooching War Widows, 46.5 pts
4. Hello, I Need The Largest Team Name You Have. No, That's Too Big, 45.5 pts
5. Not Now, We're Too Drunk, 44.5 pts
6. Let Me Have One Of Those Porno Magazine, A Large Box Of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper, A Couple Of Those Panty Shields, The Answer For Round 3, And One Of Those Disposable Enemas...Better Make It Two, 44 pts
7. Born To Runner-Up, 43.5 pts
7. Honk If You're Horny, 43.5 pts
9. Bart Gets To Ride In The Front Because He's A Good Guy At Trivia, 43 pts
10. You'll Go Where I Go, Defile What I Defile, Eat Who I Eat, 42 pts
10. Who Are Those Clowns In Congress Clowning? They Have No Business Being Clowns, They Should Leave The Clowning Business To All The Other Clowns In The Clowning Business, 42 pts
12. The Hammock District, 41.5 pts
13. The Stewed Prunes, 40.5 pts
14. Ya Used Me, Skinner! Ya Used Me!, 39.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say....Moe, 39.5 pts
14. The ReBigulators, 39.5 pts
17. Da Daaa Da Da Da HEY da da da da, 39 pts
18. Urge To Kill Rising, 38.5 pts
19. That's One Palindrome You Be Hearing For A While, 37 pts
20. In Rod We Trust, 36.5 pts
20. Where's The Any Key?, 36.5 pts
22. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
22. The Bear Patrol, 34 pts
24. Brain & Nerve Tonic, 33.5 pts
25. Beware This Team Carries A Terrible Curse, 32 pts
26. Paul McCartney's Really Rippin' Lentil Soups, 31 pts
26. On Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, 31 pts
28. Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin', 26.5 pts
29. Put It In H, 26 pts
30. The Team That Sleeps On A Pile Of Money With Many Beautiful Ladies, 24 pts
31. Goons. Hired Goons., 23.5 pts
31. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 23.5 pts
33. You Promised Me Dog Or Higher, 20.5 pts
34. A Joint Venture Of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 19.5 pts
35. Ay Las Naranjas en La Cabeza, 19 pts
36. Shelbyville Manhattan, 12.5 pts
37. The Duds, 11.5 pts
38. Unemployed Boehners, 2 pts

September 16, 2013 - Chicago (1st anniversary edition)

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Black Widower (bonus!), Cape Feare, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Categories: Flanders, Toys
Winner(s): Cat Hurricane Chow

1. Cat Hurricane Chow, 45 pts

2. Needs More Dog, 43 pts

3. The Popli Kids, 42.5 pts

3. We Don't Know if This Team Eats Crackers. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know, 42.5 pts

5. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40.5 pts

6. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts

7. Do Not Touch-Willie, 38.5 pts

8. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 36.5 pts

9. Too Many Grandmas, 35.5 pts

10. Simpsons Trivia Night, Neil Speaking. Hold On, Lemme Check. Hey Everybody, "I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt", 33.5 pts 
11. Look Neil, You Don't Know What It's Like.  We're the Team Out There Every Day Putting Their Ass on the Line.  And We're Not Out of Order.  You're Out of Order!  The Whole Freakin' System is Out of Order! You Want the Truth?!  You Can't HANDLE the Truth!  'Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand into a Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do!  Forget it, Neil, It's Chinatown!, 33 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 32 pts
13. Whacky Shack!, 31.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 31 pts
15. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez, 28.5 pts
16. The Ides of Marge, 28 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
18. Spin the Middle Side Top Wise, 25.5 pts
18. Dumb as a Mule and Twice as Ugly, 25.5 pts
20. Gersh Agency, 25 pts
21. So Long, Stinktown!, 22.5 pts
22. If Only I Didn't Already Have a Pair of Shoes, 22 pts
23. The Grade-A Morons, 18 pts
24. Stop Saying Hawaii in There, 16.5 pts
25. $20 Can Buy Many Peanuts, 13 pts