November 7, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Lover
Categories:
Winner: Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again

Final Standings:
1. Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again, 45.5 pts
2. Personally Offended By Broad Social Trends, 43.5 pts
2. As You Know, One Day Your Team Name Will Disqualify You From All Of The Hottest And Noisiest Jobs, 43.5 pts
4. The Team Where Nothing Could Possibl-Y Go Wrong, 42 pts
4. Mmm, This Sandwich Tastes So Young And Impudent, 42 pts
6. This Team's Faking It, 41.5 pts
6. Calling All Quakers, 41.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos, 41 pts
9. Pukahontas, 40.5 pts
9. Easy Targets For Every Smooth Talking Lothario With His Own Car And Tight Jeans, 40.5 pts
11. Semper Fudge, 40 pts
12. Can't. Stop. Doing The Monkey, 39 pts
12. Dans, You're The Closest Thing To A Man In My Life And That's So Depressing I'm Going To Cry, 39 pts
12. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 39 pts
15. The Drug Dealer Keeper-Awayers, 38.5 pts
15. This Team Both Sucks And Blows, 38.5 pts
17. Too Many Grandmas, 38 pts
18. This Is Simpsons Trivia, Not The Bloody Splish Splash Show, 37 pts
19. Meow Meow Meow, 36.5 pts
20. This Team Is Very Sad For It Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Regime, 36 pts
20. Klondike 5-3457, 36 pts
22. Woozle Wuzzle, 35.5 pts
23. The Denver Broncos???, 35 pts
24. Is That Gum? Is That Gum? Is That Gum?, 33.5 pts
24. Herman's Head Trauma, 33.5 pts
26. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, 32.5 pts
27. Forty Rods To The Hogshead, 32 pts
28. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 31.5 pts
28. Yeah Smingers Did It, Case Closed, 31.5 pts
30. This Team's Been Calling Her Crandall, 30 pts
30. Drink Up Judah Ben Hur. You Truly Are King Of Kings, 30 pts
30. Insulting The Boot Is A Bootable Offense, 30 pts
33. Pumping Gas For A Living, 29.5 pts
34. Hired Goons, 29 pts
35. Gummy Artisans That Work Exclusively In the Medium of Gummy, 28.5 pts
36. Thanks Benevenstanchiano!, 28 pts
37. Flowers By Irene, 27.5 pts
38. The Steamed Hams, 26.5 pts
39. Raggin' On Your Cord, 25 pts
40. You Don't Win Friends With Salad, 22.5 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 22 pts
41. Supernintendo Chalmers, 22 pts
43. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 21.5 pts
44. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics Of Mark Farner, The Bong-Rattling Bass Of Mel Schacher, And The Competent Drum Work Of Don Brewer, 21 pts
45. Bonerland, 20 pts
46. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 19.5 pts
47. Homersexuals, 18.5 pts
48. The Native Americans of Comedy Writing: They Used Everything (It's Not As Racist As It Seems), 5 pts
49. The Brooklyn Isotopes, 2.5 pts
50. Tiger & The Knife, 1 pt