WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - December Edition

 

LOCATION: The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Santa's Little Helper, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! (LYRICS FROM "YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH"

EPISODES : Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Mr. Plow

WINNERS : We Didn't Think It Was Physically Possible, But Our Team Both Sucks and Blows

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. We Didn't Think It Was Physically Possible, But Our Team Both Sucks and Blows - 47 pts

2. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp - 46 pts

3. This Team's Motto is Semper Fudge....Relax - 43 pts

4. I Owe Everything I Have to Chris' Watchful Eye....And Swift Hand. Oh, There's Chris Now. Watching Me. What's That, Chris? They Have A Right To Be Here. Its Simpsons Trivia. I.....Chris, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore! - 42.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas Featuring Meeeeeeendooooooozzzzzzaaaaa - 35.5 pts

6. The Moochin' War Widows - 26.5 pts

7. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 23 pts

8. The Many Stooges Ward - 19.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition

 

LOCATION: The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Jasper, Literature

EPISODES : The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show, The Springfield Files, Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson In The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : Batman & Magellan

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Batman & Magellan - 46.5 pts

2. Here Comes The Metric System! - 44.5 pts

3. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat HATLESS - 43.5 pts

4. Take THAT Dr Sally Waxler! - 43 pts

5. The D- Fault Duo - 42 pts

6. Chris, Would You Say It's Time For Us To Crack Each Other's Skulls Open and Feast On The Goo Inside??? - 40.5 pts

7. Maybe We ARE Wieners - 35.5 pts

8. The Neglectarinos- 35 pts

9. The Lovematic Grampas - 33.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 25 pts

11. The Two Stooges Ward - 19.5 pts

October 23, 2023 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror IX
Winner: An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!
Best Team Name: Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!

 

1. An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!, 47 pts
2. We Hope That's Shepherd's Pie in Our Knickers, 44.5 pts
3. We Now Return to "When Coffins Flop" on Non-Stop Corncob TV, 44 pts
3. Teams are Weary of Trivia That is Over Before They Even Have a Chance to Get Drunk! 5 Rounds, That's All I Ask, 44 pts
5. Neil, Do You Wanna See My New Chainsaw and Hockey Mask?!, 42 pts
6. Too Crazy for Boys Town, Too Much of a Boy for Crazy Town, 40 pts
6. There, There Trivia Scorers. All Those Years Caged Up at the Front Table. Why, You've Probably Never Even Seen Your Own Faces [drawing of Hibbert punching them through a door], 40 pts
8. We Changed Our Team Name to Homer Jr. The Kids Can Call Us Hoju, 39.5 pts

9. Horrible Freaks with Pink Skin, No Overbites and Five Fingers on Each Hand, 39 pts
9. Treehouse of Whores, 39 pts
11. Hey, Guys? Just So You Don't Hear Any Wild Rumors, Our Team is Being Indicted for Fraud in Australia, 38 pts
11. In the Midst of All the Killing & Pizza Eating, We Forgot the Trivia, 38 pts
13. The Mayor's Beer Swilling Brother Clovis, 37.5 pts
14. Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!, 36.5 pts
14. I Loved that Movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the Hell Out of Me, 36.5 pts
16. Little Timmy and the Shebangs, 36 pts
17. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table Five, 35.5 pts
18. I'm Not a Trivia Team *sob* I'm a Monster, 34 pts
19. Your Team's Just Mad Because There's No Clock in Your Hats, 33.5 pts
20. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 32.5 pts
21. I Can See that You Know Babies, 32 pts
21. Krudler, 32 pts

23. Toilet Time for Trivia Town, 31 pts

23. Hmm, 2 Bucks… And It Only Transports Matter?, 31 pts

25. Toilet Time for Tiny Town, 28 pts

26. Thrillhouse, 26.5 pts

27. Grade A Morons, 25.5 pts

28. That Board With a Nail in It May Have Defeated Us But The Humans Won't Stop There. They'll Make Bigger Boards and Bigger Nails and Soon, They Will Make a Board So Big It Will Destroy Them All!, 23.5 pts

29. Mike Scioscia's Trivial Illness, 22.5 pts

30. The White Wine Spritzer, Spritzer, Spritzers, 21.5 pts

31. Popcorn Suitcase, 19.5 pts

32. The Any Keys, 18.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Halloween Edition x 2

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Hallowe'en Ned, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(BOO!)

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror I

WINNERS : The Dreaded Rear Admirals

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals - 48 pts

2. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 47 pts

3. Chris, Don't Take This Personally, But This Team Has Obtained a Court Order to Prevent You From Planning This Wedding - 46.5 pts

4. Queens of the Harpies - 46 pts

5. One of Our Team Members Is a Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One, We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised - 45.5 pts

6. The Team Whose Idea of Wit is Nothing More Than an Incisive Observation Humourously Phrased and Delivered with Impeccable Timing - 43 pts

7. The Negligent Monsters - 41.5 pts

8. Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

9. This Team Is Evil I Tells You! Evil! EEEEEVVIIIIIIIIL! - 30.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Jimbo's Spook House - 29 pts

12. Chalk Faced Goons - 26.5 pts

13. Team Discovery Channel - 18.5 pts

14. Lizard Queens - 15 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition x 2

 

LOCATION:  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Teachers, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Lyrics to Green Day's Wake Me Up When September Ends

EPISODES : Grade School Confidential, The PTA Disbands, Lisa's Substitute

WINNERS : NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDS!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDS! - 45.5 PTS

2. Oh Chris, I'd Be Lying if I Said Our Team Wasn't Committing Crimes - 44 PTS

3. Angus Podgomy's Caber Toss - 38.5 PTS

4. Old Man Shakes Fist at Cloud - 37.5 PTS

4. And With That, A Mighty Cheer Went Up From The Heroes of the PC Party. They Had Banished The Awful Greenbelt Deal Forever Because It Was Haunted - 37.5 PTS

6. Lovematic Grampas - 36 PTS

7. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Ideas - 35 PTS

8. Moochin' War Widows - 34 PTS

9. Local Trivia Team Ruins Everything - 32.5 PTS

10. Oh Come On! We All Know This Team Has No Future! - 31 PTS

11. Porch Pals - 29.5 PTS

11. We're The Hells Satan's Out of Bakersfield! - 29.5 PTS

13. Dinner With Friends... XXX... Dinner Alone... XXX... Playing Simpsons Trivia Alone, Alright! - 21 PTS

14. Thrillo Derriere - 20.5 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia 13th Anniversary Show - August Toronto 2023

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Supernintendo Chalmers, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Previous Trivia Venues)

EPISODES : Lisa's Rival, Bart After Dark, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

WINNERS : Compadres, It Is Imperative We Crush The Freedom Fighters Before The Start Of The Rainy Season. And Remember, A Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me The Head of Matt Smith AND Kwik E Mart Gougers: Chris Has Worked With Some Marvelous Second Bananas Over The Years, But None More Memorable Than Sideshow Matt Smith (Tie Breaker Winners)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Chris Has Worked With Some Marvelous Second Bananas Over The Years, But None More Memorable Than Sideshow Matt Smith - 48 pts

1. Compadres, It Is Imperative We Crush The Freedom Fighters Before The Start Of The Rainy Season. And Remember, A Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me The Head of Matt Smith - 48 pts

3. The Team With the Head Of a Rabbit and The Body....Of A Rabbit - 40.5 pts

4. The Team That Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent (Which We Believe Gives Us Sexual Powers!) - 40 pts

5. Well This Team Doesn't Deserve To Win - 38 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts

7. W-Wait A Minute! J-J-Just A Second Here! I Don't Have Your Taylor Swift Eras Tickets Here! Its In Bill's House A-A-And Fred's House - 35.5 pts

7. We Warned Ye! Didn't We Warn Ye!? This Trivia Team Was Forged By Lucifer Himself! - 35.5 pts

9. The Trivia Game Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos - 31.5 pts

10. The Mary Worth Phone Whose Stern But Sensible Face Will Remind Chris and Matt Never To Do Anything So Stupid Again

August 7, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kent Brockman, Books
Episodes: My Sister, My Sitter, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, 'Round Springfield
Winner: The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?
Best Team Name: Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On

 

1. The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?, 47.5 pts
2. The Story of Simpsons Trivia Begins in 1872. Perhaps We Should Let Neil Arsenty Tell the Tale, 46 pts
3. This is a Trivia team That Gets Bizzay Consistently and Thoroughly, 42.5 pts
4. Can I Borrow a Co-Host?, 39.5 pts
5. The League of Dateless Wonders Presents Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia and Might I Remind You that Even Though We're Coming to You Live from Pizzeria Serio, There is No Need for Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering, 38 pts
6. If I had the Money, I'd Fix the Wildfire Smoke. I think it's Causing Our Low Trivia Scores, 37.5 pts
6. Another Simpsons Trivia, Another Box of Stolen Pens, 37.5 pts
8. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 32.5 pts
8. America's Favorite 8 and a Half-Incher, 32.5 pts
10. Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On, 31 pts
11. A Name That's Witty at First, But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 29.5 pts
12. What Kind of Trivia Team Wears Armour Hot Dogs?, 29 pts
12. Simpsons Trivia Comes with Bottomless Pizza (That's Good!) The Pizza is also Cursed (That's Bad.) But You Get Your Choice of Topping (That's Good!) The Toppings Contain Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad. Can I Go Now?, 29 pts
14. Vibes Only, 28.5 pts
15. That's Willie's Time!, 25 pts
16. The Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
17. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 23 pts
18. Not Quite a Mop, Not Quite a Puppet, 18.5 pts
19. Uncle Homer's Day Care Center, 17 pts
20. Flowers By Irene, 16.5 pts
21. Billy is Dead! They Slit his Throat from Ear to Ear. Hey, I'm Trying to Eat Pizza Here, 14.5 pts
22. Bless this Rocket House, 10 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - July Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Children of Springfield Elementary, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Pixar Movies

EPISODES : Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two        AND     It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1.Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two - 46.5 PTS

1. It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia - 46.5 PTS

3. Chris, You’ve Stood In Our Way Long Enough! This Trivia Team Is Going To Clown College - 45.5 PTS

4. History's Greatest Monsters - 44.5 PTS

5. The Greased Up Willies - 41 PTS

6. The Negligent Monsters - 36.5 PTS

7. The Trivia Game Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos - 36 PTS

8. In 2023, Greta Gerwig Had A Design and A Dream. The Design? Malibu Stacy. The Dream To Mass Market a Movie About A Fashion Doll That Will Infuriate Ben Shaprio - 34.5 PTS

9. Aren't We That Team Everybody Hates? - 33.5 PTS

10. Moochin' War Widows - 32.5 PTS

11. Oh Look At Us! We're Making People Happy! We're The Magical Team, From Happy Land, In A Gumdrop House on Lollipop Lane!......In Case You Couldn't Tell, We Are Being Sarcastic! - 32 PTS

12. 10 More Iroquois Twists - 31 PTS

13. The Lovematic Grampas - 29.5 PTS

14. Queasy, Sleazy and Remorseful - 23 PTS

15. Ugh... Ahh... You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 20.5 PTS

16. CD Quality - 11 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Sea Captain, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Footwear/Shoes

EPISODES : Homer Defined, Homer's Phobia, The Last Temptation of Homer

WINNERS : If We Had Money We'd Fix The Wildfire Smoke. We Think It's Causing The Low Trivia Scores

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. If We Had Money We'd Fix The Wildfire Smoke. We Think It's Causing The Low Trivia Scores - 47 pts

2. Kwik E Mart Gougers - 46 pts

3. This Team Name Is Written On A Cocktail Napkin...And It Still Says Guilty! And Guilty Is Spelled Wrong! - 44.5 pts

4. The Results Are In! Olivia Chow 100% Mark Saunders 1% We Remind You That There Is a 1% Margin of Error - 40 pts

5. You Know What This Trivia Night Needs? A Little Comic Strip Called Love Is...It's About Two Naked 8 Year Olds Who Are Married - 39.5 pts

6. No Chris! I Will Not Pay You $500 For Trivia! - 37 pts

7. Brittany, I Like Your Hustle. That's Why Its Was So Hard To Cut You - 33.5 pts

8. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit - 33 pts

9. Goodnight Springton, There Will Be No Encore - 32.5 pts

10. Sloppy Jimbo's - 30 pts

May 22, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kirk van Houten, Smells
Episodes: Marge in Chains, 22 Short Films About Springfield
Winner: The Gangster Octopuses
Best Team Name: Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia

1. The Gangster Octopuses, 48.5 pts
2. Goodbye Aaron! We'll Send You Those Civil Defense Plans You Wanted!, 47.5 pts
3. What's This? High Volatile Trivia? Well I Don't Need Safety Gloves, Because I'm AARON LAW-*ZZZAAPPP*, 45 pts
4. We Wrote the Answers on Our Hands Including All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 44 pts
5. Brain Dead Slobs, 42.5 pts
6. See You Around, Aaron. Don't Worry, All the Chicago Trivia Teams Will Make It to St. Louis Someday. (Sure We Will Chicago, Sure We Will), 41.5 pts
7. The Fingers You Have Used to Write Are Too Greasy. To Obtain a Special Trivia Wand, Please Mash Neil with Your Palm, 41 pts
8. To the Beemobile, or the Dogs with Beemobiles in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Beemobiles at You, 40.5 pts
9. Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead, 39 pts
9. Neil Arsenty's Non-Union Mexican Equivalent, 39 pts
9. Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts
12. Aaron: Then They Gave Me Back All My Pens and Kicked Me Out of Simpsons Trivia. / Aaron's Wife: Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Back Up a Bit Now... When is the Pizza Coming in the Mail?, 38.5 pts
13. Steve Sax Quartet, 38 pts
14. Whenever the Wind Whistles Through the Leaves, This Team Will Think, "Lawson, Lawson...", 37.5 pts
15. The Benevenstancianos Feat. Blue Shirt Bart, 35.5 pts
15. Why Would They Come to Trivia Just to Boo Us?, 35.5 pts
17. All We Have to Do is Go Down to the Pound and Get a New Co-Host, 35 pts
18. Discovery Channel, 34.5 pts
19. Can I Borrow a Teammate?, 34 pts
20. Christ Punchers, 33.5 pts
21. Neil, That Crazy Lady That Lives Inside Pizzeria Serio Attacked Me Again / That's Not the Way She Tells It., 32.5 pts
22. The King Biscuit Flour Hour, 30 pts
23. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College: Seriously Baby, We Can Prescribe Anything We Want, 29 pts
24. Malaise Forever, 28 pts
25. Stop Remembering TV, and Get Back to Trivia, 28 pts
26. Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, 23.5 pts
27. This Trivia Team Name's Wasted on An Idiot Like You, 23 pts
28. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 22 pts
28. Are "Poo" and "Ass" Taken?, 22 pts
28. Dental Plan!, 22 pts
31. Saxamaphones, 19.5 pts
32. The Sex Cauldrons, 18.5 pts
33. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 18 pts
34. Amanda Huggenkiss, 17 pts
35. Flancrest Enterprises, 16.5 pts
36. Up Yours, Children!, 13.5 pts
37. No Homers Club, 9.5 pts
38. Enjoy the Ferris Wheel or Whatever This Is,    7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Lenny, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Homophones

EPISODES : Mayored to The Mob, Marge on the Lam, Homer the Smithers

WINNERS : Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena - 45.5 pts

2. The Team That'll Be Spending Their Summer Vacation in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport - 41 pts

3. We Have a Better Game, It's Called Whipping Cupcakes - 39.5 pts

4. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - 38 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37 pts

6. The Faaalaaaaming Moes - 36 pts

7. The Citizens Commitee On Moral Hygiene - 32.5 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

9. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Adrian's Revenge - 10.5 pts

11. Eat My Krusty Shorts - 2 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - April Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Sideshow Bob, Comic Strips

EPISODES : So Its Come To This, A Simpsons Clip Show Another Simpsons Clip Show , All Singing, All Dancing

WINNERS : Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte - 42.5 pts

2. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Win is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends...and I have an Inquisitive Temperament! - 42 pts

3. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 40.5 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts

5. Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6.Alright Listen Up You Little FREAKS! The Fun Stops Here, You're Gonna Shut Your Stinkin' Traps and Behave DAMMIT. This Is One Substitute Trivia Host You're Not Gonna SCREW With! AMY BOWMAN! - 30 pts

7. Dogs That Were Mistakenly Issued Major Credit Cards and Others Who Weren't So Lucky - 25.5 pts

8. Don't You Hate Pants?!? - 22 pts

9. Oh No You Don't! That Trivia Is MINE! - 18.5 pts

10. Jess & Friends - 13 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Lousy Smarch Edition x 2 2023

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Barney Gumble, Holidays!

EPISODES : Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment, Treehouse of Horror VI

WINNERS : Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers - 46.5 pts

2. A Good Average Trivia Team With No Particular Hopes or Dream - 45 pts

3. Ladies & Gentlemen, What You Are Seeing From This Team Is A Total Disrespect For What Simpsons Trivia Stands For. All This Drinking, Violence, Destruction of Property...Are These The Things We Think of When We Think of The Dive Shop? - 41.5 pts

3. Trivia?! SHAZAM!! - 41.5 pts

3. Tis A Fine Trivia Team But Tis No Pool, English - 41.5 pts

6. President Francois Mitterand's Table - 38.5 pts

7. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 37 pts

7. Soon We'll Be Queens of Summertime! - 37 pts

10.. Several Fine Young Men Who I'm Sure Are Gonna Go Far - 36 pts

11. Let The Alcohol Pay the Alcohol Tax, I Pay The Homer Tax! - 31.5 pts

12. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 25 pts

13. Team Bonerland - 18.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Valentine's Edition x 2 2023

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Patty Bouvier, Homer & Marge Romantic Moments

EPISODES : I'm With Cupid, I Love Lisa, A Milhouse Divided 

WINNERS: Conformco Brain Deprogrammers 

(tied for 1st however they showed up in a snow storm so they're the new champions

 based on the 2 sweetest words in the English language)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 47.5 pts

1. Alright Ladies, This Team Describes Themselves As a Big Thirsty Teddy Bear. Say Hello To The Kwik E Mart Gougers - 47.5 pts

3. Ah Sweet Pity. Where Would Our Team's Love Life be Without It? - 45.5 pts

4. We Need A New Team Name, Something Like Kwik E Mart Gougers, But Not So Lame - 45 pts

5. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 44 pts

6. According to the Gaaaaaschromatigraph, The Secret to Winning Simpsons Trivia is...Love?? Alright, Who's Been Screwing With This Thing? - 39.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 38 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 36 pts

9. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 22.5 pts

10. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and My Butt Smells aaaaaand I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 18 pts

February 13, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Barney Gumble, Movies
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!
Best Team Name: A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment

1. (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!, 48.5 pts
2. Kissing This Team Would Be Like Kissing Some Divine Ashtray, 45.5 pts
3. Tonight on Eye on Chicago, The World's First Two-Story Simpsons Trivia ("Oh God, Stop!"), 44 pts
4. More Trivia Means More Iron, 43.5 pts
5. (Read in a High Voice) We're Sir Lose a Lot, The Team that Loves to Lose, 43 pts
6. Lousy Smarch Weather, 42.5 pts
7. A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment, 42 pts
7. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Groin-Grabbingly Transcendent, 39.5 pts
10. Damn Wiener Kids, 39 pts
10. If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Pizza at Trivia, He Would Have Made Gluttony a Sin, 39 pts
12. Gambletron 2000, 38.5 pts
13. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Serio, But You Got a Pizza That Won't Quit. They Got This Simpsons Trivia Hereaeoinoeanofiaon… $5?! Get Outta Here, 37 pts
14. Why Would We Want to Marry Our Cousins? Cuz They're So Attractive, 35.5 pts
15. Attractive Cousins, 34.5 pts
16. Sega Genesis Chalmers, 33.5 pts
17. Bagged Me a Homer Tonight, 31 pts
18. That's One Fine Looking Trivia Team. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That?, 29 pts
19. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 28.5 pts
20. My Mom Thinks My Trivia Team is Cool, 27.5 pts
21. Oh My Lord, Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 24 pts
21. Two Grapes, 24 pts
23. Arnie Pie in the Chi, 16.5 pts
24. Free Pizza? No, Money Down!, 15 pts
25. This Trivia Team Has Been Selected to Represent the School at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheridan Hotel in Canada, 4 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Squeaky Voiced Teen, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Cakes)

EPISODES : 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Gets Famous, Marge Vs The Monorail

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTAND ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus - 48 pts

2. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless - 46.5 pts

3. A Large Matt Smith-Like Animal, Most Likely Matt Smith, Has Wandered Down From the Hills in Search of Cocktails or Perhaps Employment - 45.5 pts

4. Remember That Time We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? - 40 pts

4. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, Chris! It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheaval! - 40 pts

6. The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia - 37 pts

7. Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 33.5 pts

8. These Trivia Nights Are Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until We Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 27 pts

9. The Dogs With the Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You - 21.5 pts

10. Can We Borrow a Feeling - 3 pts

10. The Fickle A-Holes - 3 pts

12. The Scorpios - NIL