May 22, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kirk van Houten, Smells
Episodes: Marge in Chains, 22 Short Films About Springfield
Winner: The Gangster Octopuses
Best Team Name: Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia

1. The Gangster Octopuses, 48.5 pts
2. Goodbye Aaron! We'll Send You Those Civil Defense Plans You Wanted!, 47.5 pts
3. What's This? High Volatile Trivia? Well I Don't Need Safety Gloves, Because I'm AARON LAW-*ZZZAAPPP*, 45 pts
4. We Wrote the Answers on Our Hands Including All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 44 pts
5. Brain Dead Slobs, 42.5 pts
6. See You Around, Aaron. Don't Worry, All the Chicago Trivia Teams Will Make It to St. Louis Someday. (Sure We Will Chicago, Sure We Will), 41.5 pts
7. The Fingers You Have Used to Write Are Too Greasy. To Obtain a Special Trivia Wand, Please Mash Neil with Your Palm, 41 pts
8. To the Beemobile, or the Dogs with Beemobiles in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Beemobiles at You, 40.5 pts
9. Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead, 39 pts
9. Neil Arsenty's Non-Union Mexican Equivalent, 39 pts
9. Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts
12. Aaron: Then They Gave Me Back All My Pens and Kicked Me Out of Simpsons Trivia. / Aaron's Wife: Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Back Up a Bit Now... When is the Pizza Coming in the Mail?, 38.5 pts
13. Steve Sax Quartet, 38 pts
14. Whenever the Wind Whistles Through the Leaves, This Team Will Think, "Lawson, Lawson...", 37.5 pts
15. The Benevenstancianos Feat. Blue Shirt Bart, 35.5 pts
15. Why Would They Come to Trivia Just to Boo Us?, 35.5 pts
17. All We Have to Do is Go Down to the Pound and Get a New Co-Host, 35 pts
18. Discovery Channel, 34.5 pts
19. Can I Borrow a Teammate?, 34 pts
20. Christ Punchers, 33.5 pts
21. Neil, That Crazy Lady That Lives Inside Pizzeria Serio Attacked Me Again / That's Not the Way She Tells It., 32.5 pts
22. The King Biscuit Flour Hour, 30 pts
23. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College: Seriously Baby, We Can Prescribe Anything We Want, 29 pts
24. Malaise Forever, 28 pts
25. Stop Remembering TV, and Get Back to Trivia, 28 pts
26. Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, 23.5 pts
27. This Trivia Team Name's Wasted on An Idiot Like You, 23 pts
28. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 22 pts
28. Are "Poo" and "Ass" Taken?, 22 pts
28. Dental Plan!, 22 pts
31. Saxamaphones, 19.5 pts
32. The Sex Cauldrons, 18.5 pts
33. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 18 pts
34. Amanda Huggenkiss, 17 pts
35. Flancrest Enterprises, 16.5 pts
36. Up Yours, Children!, 13.5 pts
37. No Homers Club, 9.5 pts
38. Enjoy the Ferris Wheel or Whatever This Is,    7 pts