February 13, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Barney Gumble, Movies
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!
Best Team Name: A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment

1. (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!, 48.5 pts
2. Kissing This Team Would Be Like Kissing Some Divine Ashtray, 45.5 pts
3. Tonight on Eye on Chicago, The World's First Two-Story Simpsons Trivia ("Oh God, Stop!"), 44 pts
4. More Trivia Means More Iron, 43.5 pts
5. (Read in a High Voice) We're Sir Lose a Lot, The Team that Loves to Lose, 43 pts
6. Lousy Smarch Weather, 42.5 pts
7. A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment, 42 pts
7. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Groin-Grabbingly Transcendent, 39.5 pts
10. Damn Wiener Kids, 39 pts
10. If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Pizza at Trivia, He Would Have Made Gluttony a Sin, 39 pts
12. Gambletron 2000, 38.5 pts
13. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Serio, But You Got a Pizza That Won't Quit. They Got This Simpsons Trivia Hereaeoinoeanofiaon… $5?! Get Outta Here, 37 pts
14. Why Would We Want to Marry Our Cousins? Cuz They're So Attractive, 35.5 pts
15. Attractive Cousins, 34.5 pts
16. Sega Genesis Chalmers, 33.5 pts
17. Bagged Me a Homer Tonight, 31 pts
18. That's One Fine Looking Trivia Team. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That?, 29 pts
19. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 28.5 pts
20. My Mom Thinks My Trivia Team is Cool, 27.5 pts
21. Oh My Lord, Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 24 pts
21. Two Grapes, 24 pts
23. Arnie Pie in the Chi, 16.5 pts
24. Free Pizza? No, Money Down!, 15 pts
25. This Trivia Team Has Been Selected to Represent the School at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheridan Hotel in Canada, 4 pts