July 9th, 2019 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : McBain, Oh Canada!
Episodes : Your Only Move Twice, Bart the Murderer, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted.

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1. Sex Cauldron - 46.5 pts
2. Well, Better Make it Quick, Chris, In 5 Minutes This Place is Becoming a Starbucks - 46 pts
3. School's Out! Up Yours, Chris Brazeau!! - 45.5 pts
4. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Team That Closed the Cadillac Lounge - 44 pts
4. The Nelsons and All the Other Puppets - 44 pts
6. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 42.5 pts
7. Those Egg Council Creeps - 40.5 pts
8. The Moochin' War Widows - 39 pts
9. We Ain't Going Nowhere. We've Been at Table Purt'Near 7 Years and We Ain't Leaving Now. "They're Dead Now!" - 39 pts
10. Hey Look, Somebody's Attractive Cousin! - 38 pts
10. So Long, Stink Lounge! - 38 pts
12. Haha, nooo, We're Not Worried. Our Patrons Visit the Cadillac For Its Robust Beers, Not Its Simpsons Content. I Predict Our New, Trivia-Free "Tuesday Zero" Will Attract Even More Guests Than Our Previous Brand! - 37.5 pts
13. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 36 pts
14. And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted. - 35.5 pts
14. Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forebearance - 35.5 pts
16. Big Fat Dynamos - 35 pts
16. Max Power! We're the Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch! Our Name Sounds Good in Your Ear! But When You Hear It You Mustn't Fear! Cuz His Name Can Be Said By Anyone! - 35 pts
18. Chris, Matt, Everything's Going to be Fine. Now Go Upstairs and Pack Your Trivia Bags. We're Going to Start a New Life... Under the Sea! - 34.5 pts
18. You Will Find Happiness With a New Venue - 34.5 pts
20. Impy and Chimpy - 33.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts
21. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 32 pts
23. Went By the Name of Homer. Seven Feet Tall He Was, With Arms Like Tree Trunks. His Eyes Were Like Steel: Cold, Hard. Had a Shock of Hair, Red, Like the Fires of Hell - 31 pts
24. The Ol' Crayola Oblongata(s) - 29.5 pts
25. The Damn Wiener Kids - 29 pts
25. There is No Simpsons Trivia at the Cadillac Lounge, and There Never Was! - 29 pts
27. Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team - 25 pts
27. The Team That's Going to Marry a Carrot - 25 pts
29. Moonpie, What a Time to Be Alive! - 24.5 pts
30. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen - 24 pts
31. A Trivia Team in Ape Masks is Still a Trivia Team - 23 pts
31. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up a Corpse? - 23 pts
33. Klondike Five - 21.5 pts
33. Queens of the Harpies - 21.5pts
33. We Demand More Asbestos! - 21.5pts
36. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo - 21 pts
37. I'm On A Roll A Gay! - 20 pts
38. PRAY FOR MOJO - 18.5 pts
38. The Investorettes - 18.5 pts
40. Soon WE'LL Be Queens of Summertime! - 18 pts
41. Otto Fellatio - 17.5 pts
42. I Was Saying Italy Was My Least Favorite Country - 17 pts
43. My Raisin Roundies! - 16.5 pts
44. Watch Out Itchy! He's Irish! - 15 pts
45. Five Bad Neighbors - 12 pts