March 6, 2019 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: I don't get it, everybody loves the Gerry Hall, but nobody wants to drink the Gerry Hall milk
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Our team would perfer you kept your marriage a secret.  You see, Gerry Hall's going to want to have sex with you, and we want him to think that he can.

1. I don't get it, everybody loves the Gerry Hall, but nobody 
wants to drink the Gerry Hall milk                                             44.5       

2. Attention Honest Lawyer patrons.  The bar is closed.  
Root beer is still available.  The cost is now $6.50.  If the 
patrons will look to their right, they will see a sad trivia host.   43.5

3. Drain-clogging, last cookie-eating, collect call-getting 
sponges                                                                                     43

4. Our team would perfer you kept your marriage a secret.  
You see, Gerry Hall's going to want to have sex with you, 
and we want him to think that he can.                                       42.5

5. He swore, he charged an entry fee, he was rude to the 
contestants...still, there goes the best dam host a triviea 
team ever had.                                                                                     39

6. The Bridal Feast of Chadruharazzeb                                      38.5

7. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked                 38

8. We found missing February trivia scores in your reactor 

core                                                                                                   37

9. People who called you aweirdo in high school get to see 
what a successful freak you've become.                                   29.5

10. I don't understand it, James Coco went mad after 15
minutes                                                                                      26
11. Go ahead first place team...enjoy your donuts.  Little do 
you know, you're getting closer and closer to the poison donut 23.5
12. A Star Is Burns                                                                     23
13. Balls to Men  (literally a dodge-ball team that decided to 
play)                                                                                            9