March 25, 2019 (and more) - Detroit

 

 

Location: Tipsy McStagger's

Categories: TV & Movies within the show, Kent Brockman

Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, Radio Bart, Homer vs the 18th Amendment

Winner: Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

 

1. Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 43.50

2. Jeremy's Iron - 41

3. Michelangelo's Dave - 40

4. I Got It Off a Hair Dryer - 39

5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37

 

Past Events:

2/25/19

Categories: Religion, Sea Captain

Episodes: Blood Feud, My Sister, My Sister, Homer Badman

Winner: Pageant of the Transmundane

 

1. Pageant of the Transmundane - 41

2. Gudger College Dropouts - 39.50

3. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders - 37

 

 

1/28/19 - Cancelled due to smarch weather :(

12/18/18

Categories: Cold Weather, Agnes Skinner

Episodes: Bart's Dog Gets an F, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer the Great

Winner: Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell

 

1. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell - 42

2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39

3.Annual Gift Man - 38.67

4. Pin Pals - 33.67

5. Brownzky - 26.50

6. Lisa - 19

 

11/26/18

Categories: Food, Maggie

Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Bart Star, New Kid on the Block

Winner: 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country!

 

1. 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country! - 41.50

2. Kwyjibo - 40

3. Gudger College Dropouts - 39

4. The Pointy Kitty - 19

 

March 23, 2019 - Calgary

March 23, 2019 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Categories: Hank Scorpio, Homer for hire

Episodes: The Homer they fall, Lisas Wedding, Duffless

Winner: The Moody Blues

1. The Moody Blues 48

2. Hark to the tale of teammates and the game they loved so dear they remained the best of teams for years and years and years! 45.5

3. People! You have to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all trivia hosts will go berserk and turn on their audience in an orgy of blood and violence! 45

4. The I didn't do it dancers 43.5

5. Ayatollah Rasmara and his cadre of fanatics 42.5

6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 41

7. Thanks for coming! And don't forget to purchase some sprinklebrau for the long walk home! 40.5

8. Oh no we came to trivia during spring break! 40.5

9. Election in April, Election in April. What?!? Again? This stupid province! 38.5

10. My teammates are stupid morons with ugly faces and big butts and their butts smell and they like to kiss their own butts 37

11. Ruddager 33.5

12. Lets do it, lets call room service! 31.5

March 20, 2019 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar

Categories: It's Spring(field) Again, School is Cool

Episodes: Homer Defined, Homer's Enemy

Winner: Inanimate Carbon Rods

1. Inanimate Carbon Rods - 51

2. Damn Ass Hell Kings - 49

3. Nanananananana Leaders - 42

4. Team Discovery Channel - 33
5. Fat Tony's Hired Goons - 22
6. Kwik-E-Smrts - 16
7. Revenge of Maude Flanders Part III - 14

8. Santos L Halper - 11
9. Bovine University Alumni Association - 8

10. Fat Tony's Irish Mafia - 7

March 18, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Mayor Quimby, Banned Episodes
Episodes: Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Winner: It was the most we ever threw up and it changed where Simpsons Trivia was allowed to take place forever
Best Team Name: "I want to co-host with you, Neil Arsenty?" Jeez, Aaron, even your dreams are square

1. It was the most we ever threw up and it changed where Simpsons Trivia was allowed to take place forever. - 46.5 pts
2. Good question, Neil and Aaron. Simpsons Trivia is not what we really do, OK? We play keyboards. - 45.5 pts
3. If there are any questions I don't like, you are going to hear about it. And if you really tick me off, I'm going to run Neil down with my car. - 38 pts
4. Simpsons trivia brings out so many emotions in this team: Joy, excitement, looking. - 37 pts
4. Oh this is the worst party ever! I don't know. Remember that Simpsons trivia at Replay Lincoln Park? They didn't even have tables. - 37 pts
6."I want to co-host with you, Neil Arsenty?" Jeez, Aaron, even your dreams are square. - 36.5 pts
7. Mr Arsenty, how do you respond to the charge that pizza related mishaps are down 80% while heavy sock beatings in Lincoln Park are up a shocking 100%. - 31.5 pts
7.We'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about whats to be done with this quiz team. - 31.5 pts
9. They'll never stop the trivia, have no fears we've got venues for years, like Aaron reserves a gazebo, maybe Neil gets a Brownstone, Does anyone own a bar? - 29 pts
10. The key to Simpsons trivia has always been Neil. The Greeks knew it, the Carthegineans knew it, and now you know it. - 28.5 pts
11. I'm cold and there are wolves after me. - 26 pts
12. The Wildcats - 21.5 pts
13. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 16.5 pts
13. No pizza and no pitchers of beer make this team something something. - 16.5 pts
15. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 15.5 pts
16. If we win trivia, our first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn Replay to cinders. - 14.5 pts
17. The Boo-urns - 12 pts
18. Nacho Man - 6.5 pts
19. Mr. Plow - 1.5 pts

March 13, 2019 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  The snow has melted, we can go to trivia again!  Eh, I don't like the looks of that trivia host...
Winner Best Team Name: The Handsome Homer Simpsons +3

1. The snow has melted, we can go to trivia again!  Eh, I don't 

like the looks of that trivia host...                                                    44

2. The Spelled Their Team Name With a 6                                    38

3. The Chadwozzer                                                                        36.5

4. The Handsome Homer Simpsons +3                                                36

5. Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!                                                            34

6. Santas Little Helpers                                                                           18.5

March 12th, 2019 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Cletus, Tourist Attractions
Episodes : Last Exit to Springfield, Cape Feare, Krusty Gets Cancelled
Winners : Good News, Everyone! You Don't Have To Eat Donuts. We Made Enough Gaspatcho For All!
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Tri Means Three and Via Means Via. And That Concludes Our Three Week Intensive Course.

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1. Good News, Everyone! You Don't Have To Eat Donuts. We Made Enough Gaspatcho For All! - 46.5pts
2. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Non-Union Mexican Equivalents - 46 pts
3. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 44.5 pts
3. Silence! And Why is Matt Smith Posing as a Scorekeepr? - 44.5 pts
5. (Dignity Drawing) Formerly Known as The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 43 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
7. Chicken Necks? - 38 pts
7. The Nelsons ft. Ariaga II - 38 pts
9. A Flavourless Team We Call Rootmarm - 35 pts
10.Guff-Speaking Work Slackers - 34.5 pts
11. Bam! The Old Fork in the Eye! - 33.5 pts
11. Hip Pop - 33.5 pts
13. The Gay Robots From Star Wars - 32 pts
14. Billy and the Clonasaurus - 31.5 pts
15. I Can't Say I'll Try, But I'll Try to Try - 30 pts
16. "Hello, My Name is Mr. Burns. I Think You Have Some Trivia For Us." "Ok, Mr. Burns, What is Your Team Name?" "We Don't Know." - 28.5 pts
17. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 27.5 pts
18. "I Hear We're Going to the Cadillac Lounge, To Capture a Giant Cadillac." "I Wish We Were Going to Simpsons Trivia Lounge." "Simpsons Trivia Lounge? What Do They Have There?" "Cadillacs. But They're Not So Big." - 27 pts
18. Left-Handed Nunchuks - 27 pts
20. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 26.5 pts
21. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners - 25.5 pts
21. I've Just Eaten a Whole Lamb, But I Reckon I Could Still Play Simpsons Trivia - 25.5 pts
23. Ayn Rand School For Tots - 23.5 pts
24. The Speedholes - 21 pts
24. Tri Means Three and Via Means Via. And That Concludes Our Three Week Intensive Course. - 21 pts
26. The D Flats - 20.5 pts
27. The Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni - 20 pts
28. Principal Kohoutek, Him and That Little "Boy" of His - 17.5 pts
29. See You in Hell, Candy Boys! - 17 pts
29. Sir, You're Making a Scene - 17 pts
31. Go Banana! - 16.5 pts
32. The Neon Claws of Gamblor - 16 pts
32. You Said There'd Be Girls Here - 16 pts
34. SOM - 13 pts
35. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad - 12.5 pts
36. First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women - 11 pts
37. Rex Banner & The Trivia Baron - 9 pts
37. Team "It's Still Good" - 9 pts

March 6, 2019 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: I don't get it, everybody loves the Gerry Hall, but nobody wants to drink the Gerry Hall milk
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Our team would perfer you kept your marriage a secret.  You see, Gerry Hall's going to want to have sex with you, and we want him to think that he can.

1. I don't get it, everybody loves the Gerry Hall, but nobody 
wants to drink the Gerry Hall milk                                             44.5       

2. Attention Honest Lawyer patrons.  The bar is closed.  
Root beer is still available.  The cost is now $6.50.  If the 
patrons will look to their right, they will see a sad trivia host.   43.5

3. Drain-clogging, last cookie-eating, collect call-getting 
sponges                                                                                     43

4. Our team would perfer you kept your marriage a secret.  
You see, Gerry Hall's going to want to have sex with you, 
and we want him to think that he can.                                       42.5

5. He swore, he charged an entry fee, he was rude to the 
contestants...still, there goes the best dam host a triviea 
team ever had.                                                                                     39

6. The Bridal Feast of Chadruharazzeb                                      38.5

7. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked                 38

8. We found missing February trivia scores in your reactor 

core                                                                                                   37

9. People who called you aweirdo in high school get to see 
what a successful freak you've become.                                   29.5

10. I don't understand it, James Coco went mad after 15
minutes                                                                                      26
11. Go ahead first place team...enjoy your donuts.  Little do 
you know, you're getting closer and closer to the poison donut 23.5
12. A Star Is Burns                                                                     23
13. Balls to Men  (literally a dodge-ball team that decided to 
play)                                                                                            9

March 7, 2019 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : Chainsaw
Categories : Grampa, Marriage and Weddings
Episodes : Burns Baby Burns, Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Winners : Homer, Portrait of an Ass-grabber
Best Team Name : America's Favourite 8 and a half inches

1. America's Favourite 8 and a half inches (tiebreaker) - 46 pts
2. Lousy Smarch Weather - 46 pts
3. The Conversation Hats - 44 pts
4. Homer, Portrait of an Ass0grabber - 38.5 pts
5. The Wildcats - 33 pts
6. Flying Hellfish - 32.5 pts
6. Cram it with Walnuts ugly! - 32.5
8. The Moe Szyzlak Connection - 31 pts
9. Someone's Attractive Cousin - 27.5 pts
10. Ask Johnny Tightlips - 23 pts
11. Mr. X - 8.5 pts
12. Team Awesome - 8 pts