February 19th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Lenny, Presidents

Episodes: I Love Lisa, Two Bad Neighbors, New Kid On the Block

Winner:  I Hate It When The Pizza Slices Stick Together. Sticking Together Is What Good Pizza Slices Do!

Best Team Name: GILTY (written on a cocktail napkin)

1.  I Hate It When The Pizza Slices Stick Together. Sticking Together Is What Good Pizza Slices Do! - 47 pts

2. Kiss Us And  Make Us Boogie - 45.5 pts

3. The Verdict Was Trivia Fraud  38.5 pts

4. Aww, Nothing Gets Pizza Out. See? - 37.5 pts

5. (Rappin Ronnie Reagan Voice) Well, Well, Well, W-W-W-W-Well, Well! - 37 pts

6. Loneliness and Trivia Are A Dangerous Mix - 35 pts

7. The Moon. For Several Years, She Has Fascinated Many. But Will Man Ever Walk On Her Fertile Surface? Democratic Hopeful Adlai Stevenson Says So. - 34.5 pts

8. Your Trivia Host Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read or Talk to Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations As Years of Trivia Participation Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless. - 34 pts

8.  Our Team Name Needs To Be Louder, Angrier and Have Access To A Time Machine - 34 pts

10. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat and Mouse Team, Worker and Parasite - 32 pts

11. Ooh, I Want To Name Our Team the Krünk. Mmmm, You Don’t Want A Name That Overshadows The Trivia. How About Pöpli? Guysino! Everyone at Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia Picks On The Pöpli Kids, Even I Do… I Just Hate Them So Much - 31.5 pts

12. Mr. and Mrs…. Superman. (Oh don't mind my husband… he's just an idiot.) - 30.5 pts

13.  And The Best Team Name Is *Clears Throat* Best Team's In The Rump* What? This Is A Travesty! Everyone Knows We’re The Best Team Name At This Ridiculous Trivia Night. Someone's Gotten To You, You Deceitful Cow! - 29.5 pts

14. GILTY (written on a cocktail napkin) - 28.5 pts

15. We Are The Mediocre Trivia Team. You Won't Find Us In First Place, Even In a Dream -28 pts

16. I Want To Help You, George Washington? Pfft, Even Your Team Name Is Square. - 23.5 pts

17. B-Sharps - 21.5 pts

18. Yo Mama Eats Chalk - 16.5 pts