September 18th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Ralph, School
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Hurricane Neddy, Lisa's First Word
Winner: Legend of the Dog-Faced Team
Best Team Name: Chicago Has Moved Up to Number 299 of America's Most Tolerable Simpsons Trivia. Take That, Brooklyn!

FLIM Festival Winner: Rock Bottom entry

1. Legend of the Dog-Faced Team - 46 pts

2. We Don't Like to Toot Our Own Horn, But We're The Only Trivia Team In Town That's Not Currently Under Investigation By the State - 45.5 pts

3. I Want to Register to Run For Trivia Host and Tell the Fat Cats Upstairs That Things Are Going to Change In This Town "Okay, But This Is Where You Register As A Sex Offender." - 42 pts

4. ♪The Hurricaaaaane!♪ - 41.5 pts

5. Chicago Has Moved Up to Number 299 of America's Most Tolerable Simpsons Trivia. Take That, Brooklyn! - 41 pts

6. We Want to Be John Elway - 39.5 pts

7. You Know the Dream Where You're In Bed Drinking Crab Juice and the Klav Kalash Comes Flying Through the Window? - 38.5 pts

8. Two Bad Hosts - 37 pts

9. Simpsons Trivia is the Biggest Farce I Ever Saw (What About the Emmys?) I Stand Corrected. - 35.5 pts

10. T is For This Tooth-Filled Team - 34 pts

10. Don Mattingly's Sideburns - 34 pts

12. Chicago Simpsons Trivia Night is Second Only to Brooklyn…Toronto, Detroit, Vancouver, well most of North America. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Calgary! - 33 pts

12. With All the Craziness and Confusion and Mishegoss of Picking a Team Name… We Forgot to Pick a Team Name! - 33 pts

14. Mike Glennon Getting Hit By Football - 32.5 pts

14. Dead Wife 32.5 pts

16. The Gruesome Twosome - 32 pts

17. Two Naked Eight-Year Olds Who Are Married - 30.5 pts

18. Trivia 5 + Trivia 2 = Trivia 7: Adrian's Revenge - 29 pts

18. The Garbage Man Can - 29 pts

18. Pin Pals - 29 pts

18. Let the Bears Pay the Bear Tax, We Pay the Homer Tax - 29 pts

September 19, 2017 - Kitchener- Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Bart, School and Education
Episodes : Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2, The PTA Disbands, Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Winners : Banana
Best Team Name : Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy

1. Banana - 38.5 pts
2. A groin-grabbingly good team - 36.5 pts
3. Just Once We'd Like to be Called "Sirs" Without Patrick and Jon Adding "You're Making a Scene" - 36 pts
4. The Grade A Morons - 34 pts
T5. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 32 pts
T5. Table 5 - 32 pts
7. A Team of Less Discriminatin' Tastes - 30.5 pts
8. A Whale of A Wife - 29.5 pts
T9. Have the Rolling Stones Killed - 29 pts
T9. Trab Pu Kcip - 29 pts
T11. Hey everyone! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. - 28.5 pts
T11. The team that lives above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley - 28.5 pts
13. Joey Joe-Joe Shabadoo - 27.5 pts
14. Sector 7G - 26 pts
T15. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy - 25.5 pts
T15. Tied for Sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit - 25.5 pts
17. The All Ighty Ollars - 24.5 pts
18. Düff - 23.5 pts

T19. Business Hammocks by Swing-Lo Sweet Chariot - 21.5 pts
T19. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 21.5 pts
21. Local Team Ruins Everything - 21 pts
22. The Meat Council - 19.5 pts
23. Love in the time of scurvy - 17 pts

September 16, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Grade School Confidential, The Canine Mutiny, The Old Man and the Lisa

Categories: Kent Brockman, Roasting the new guy

Winner: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau.

1.  And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau. 43.5
2.  We at Simpsons Trivia Night want a team with attitude. They're edgy, they're in your face. You've heard the expression "Let's get busy?" well this is a team that gets "biz-zay." Consistently and thoroughly. 40.5
3.  How do you keep Simpsons Trivia fresh and funny after 2 long years? Well here's what's on tap for year 3: All multiple choice rounds! Host after host after host! And did someone say "Exploding keg?" So join Calgary's favorite trivia hosts, and a tiny green space alien named Ezra that only Adam can see, in Dickens this fall! It'll be out of this world, right Ezra? 38
4.  So "if" first place in Simpsons trivia is "deadlocked" we'll be "sequestered" at Dickens pub where we'll get a free room, free sprinklebrau, free HBO, food oooh, free Willy! 38
5.  Occupation Please note trivia host isn't allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it. 37.5
6.  Grace C'mere! There's a sinister looking Trivia Host I want you to see! 35.5
7.  Have you noticed any change in Adam? New co-host? No, he looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old co-host. 34
8.  Unmistakable cone of ignorance. 30.5
9.  Which popular Simpsons trivia host has retired in the past month? If you said Ezra, you are wrong. He was never popular. 30
10.  Utit Choomuang. 30
11.  The gay robots from Star Wars. 25.5
12.  Sex Cauldron. 23
13.  Our team name dates back to 19-dickety 2. 22
14.  Adding a new trivia host is often a desperate attempt to boost low turnout. 21
15.  Jizzwhizzles!! 11

September 11th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nelson Muntz, Singers and Songs
Episodes : A Star Is Burns, Hurrican Neddy, The PTA Has Disbanded!
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Eat Pant

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
2. Our Entire Team is Dead. Or Sick, We Don't Know, We Can't Remember. - 44.5 pts
3. "Have You Ever Seen a Group Throw a Trivia Game?" "Yes, Once..." - 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 41.5 pts
5. "Who Was Your Last Employer?" Lord And Lady Huffington of Sussex "Hey, Do We Know Them?" No.."Come On, Isn't She The Girl That Runs Simpsons Trivia? The Blonde Girl." That's Chris "Oh Yeah! So, Your Worked For Chris, Eh?" - 41 pts
5. This Team's Gonna Be Big. Gabby Hayes Big! - 41 pts
7. Every Time You Get a Point, We'll Send You $40! (Cheques Will Not Be Honored) - 39 pts
7. Vaseline on Toast - 39 pts
9. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians (Local 643) - 37.5 pts
10. Slow Down! The Cadillac Lounge is For Regular Trivia. Not For Fancy Trivia! - 37 pts
11. Burkina Faso?! Disputed Zone?! What Team Called All These Weird Places? - 35 pts
12. Look Question Lady, Trivia is Not What We Really Do. We Play Keyboards. - 34 pts
13. The Team That Killed the Original Alfalfa - 32.5 pts
14. My Damn Weiner Kids - 32 pts
15. Simpsons Trivia: Good For Keeping Down the Urges - 31 pts
16. Facts are Meaningless. They Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 28.5 pts
16. Vincent Price's Egg Magic - 28.5 pts
18. We're Going to Get Worse Before We Get Better - 28 pts
19. Our Team Sleeps in a Racecar, Does Yours? - 25.5 pts
20. Steve Bennett & Lois Sandborne - 21 pts
21. Osaka Seafood Concern - 19 pts
22. Eat Pant - 16.5 pts
23. Pyle? Shazam! - 12 pts
24. A Fridge Too Far - 8.5 pts

August 28, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's

Categories: One Hit Wonders and Vices/Addictions

Episodes: Colonel Homer, The Joy of Sect, Bart the Mother

Winner: Beer Beer Beer Bed Bed Bed!

1. Beer Beer Beer Bed Bed Bed! - 44

2. Yeah, Well I Eat Froot Loops for Breakfast - 43.5

3. Lousy Beatnicks - 42.5

4. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 36

5. Gudger College Dropouts - 35.5

6. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield - 29.5

7. Wiggle Puppy - 27.5

8. Worst Team Name Ever - 15.5