July 8, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Homer vs. Patty and Selma, Lisa's Wedding
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Canada
Winner: So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer.

1. So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer., 47
2. I can't believe it! I'm seeing double! FOUR SPAGHETTI DINNERS in one day!, 46.5
3. Adam and Ezra are disengenuous mountabanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!, 46
4. Fellow trivia players, prepare to be dazzled! The name of the trivia I played was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia. It was about these people…people with yellow skin, overbites, and liver spots on their heads. Did I mention this trivia was written by two guys named Adam and Ezra? And hosted by the good people at Dickens Pub. So, in conclusion, on the Holmes scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest, and 5 being average, I give this trivia a 9. Any questions? No? Then I'll just sit down., 44
4. A team with a good name is kind of like the mule with the spinning wheel. He doesn't know how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!, 44
6. There's no Sprinklebrau…an escaped mental patient tampered with the keg., 43
7. And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who were great shots, and spent money freely., 41
7. Dear Adam and Ezra, I am disgusted with the way trivia contestants are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when Simpsons Trivia was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words that I never want to hear at Simpsons Trivia again: 1. Wrong answer. 2. Last Place. 3. Family jewels., 41
9. If you don't cut it as trivia hosts, you can always fall back on your degree in…COMMUNICATIONS?!, 39
10. Born to Runner Up, 37
10. Seymour Butts, 37
12. Stupid teams need the most attention!, 36
13. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 35
14. A team embiggened by its cromulence, 34
15. Team Üter, 27