July 17, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Fat Tony and his Gang, Vacations
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Homer's Triple Bypass, Lisa's Date with Density
Winner: You see in this case, instead of writing out their team name, this team has stamped the name of their cayman islands holding corporation on the... Hmmm. Excuse me for a minute. 
Best Team Name: You have 30 seconds to turn in your sheets. You have 10 seconds. Your sheets have been impounded. Your sheets have be crushed into a cube. You have 30 seconds to turn in your cube.

1. You see in this case, instead of writing out their team name, this team has stamped the name of their cayman islands holding corporation on the... Hmmm. Excuse me for a minute. (46.5 points)
2. The highly unpopular 75 cent team. (46 points)
3. Tibor and the Immigrants (42.5 points)
4. Pukahontas (41.5 points)
5. The best team is in the rump! (39 points)
6. Aaron, we engaged in trivia with your spouse or significant other. Now THAT'S hosting! (38.5 points)
7. Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week (38 points)
8. Everyone's saying "Game of Thrones" this and "Game of Thrones" that, but no one is saying "Simpsons" this, and "trivia night" that! (37 points)
9. Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that team name. (35.5 points)
10. Hey there, teamy boys, flying through the sky so fancy free. (34.5 points)
11. PBR Tall Boys and dessert pizza for dinner, Aunt Helga? Is it trivia night already? Tis, replied Aunt Helga! (33.5 points)

12. A Couple of Rory Calhouns (32.5 points)

13. I've got a gut feeling Neil's around here somewhere. (31 points)

14. Hank Scorpio's Hammock Appreciation Society (29 points)

14. Tonight's Simpson's Trivia was, without a doubt, the worst trivia ever. Rest assured that I will be on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. (29 points)

16. You have 30 seconds to turn in your sheets. You have 10 seconds. Your sheets have been impounded. Your sheets have be crushed into a cube. You have 30 seconds to turn in your cube. (28.5 points)

17. Grammar Rodeo (27.5 points)

17. Dead White Male Bashing PC Thugs (27.5 points)

19. Moe's Car Hole (23.5 points)

20. Paint Team Name Here Tomorrow 7/17/95 (15.5 points)

21. We met at Simpsons karaoke and fell in love. (12 points)

22. Sure we'll be a sham team, but we'll the envy of every other sham team in town! (10 points) [joined another team]