March 11, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Homer's Enemy, The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase
Categories: Dr. Julius Hibbert, YOINK!
Winner: Local Couple Ruins Everything

1. Local Couple Ruins Everything, 48
2. Stupid Idiot Crappy Club For Jerks, 47.5
3. HoJu & The No Homers Club, 47
4. Springfield Bear Patrol, 46.5
5. The Delicious Doorstops, 46
5. I used to be an alcoholic with nothing to do on Saturdays until I met Adam and Ezra, who gave me this trivia sheet and a pint of Sprinklebräu. Sheet liquor eases the pain., 46
7. A Reading of Bad Simpsons Fanfic, 44
8. My team is also named Bort, 42.5
8. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 42.5
10. The Mediocre President, 41
10. Oh I’ve had it. I have had it with this trivia game! The low quiz scores and table after table of ugly, ugly players., 41
12. Pelé is king of trivia night, but to be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield wax paper., 39
13. Captain Bart and the Tequila Mockingbirds, 38.5
14. Lousy Smarch Weather, 38
15. The Rumpy Dopplegängers, 37.5
15. Why should the race always be to the swift? Or the Jumble to the quick witted? Or the trivia to the nerdy? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts god gave them? Well, I say using Frinkiac in the bathroom is the gift man gives himself!, 37.5
17. So I said, “listen Adam and Ezra, your car was flipped over when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!”, 36
18. If only we’d listened to that trivia host, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven., 35.5
19. The Thompson, 35
20. Just eat the damn oranges!!!, 34.5
21. Call 1-800-DOCTORB (The extra “B” is for “Trivia”), 34
22. The Rory Calhouns, 32
23. The Moe Quizlak Experience, 29.5
24. The Pre-Whacked Snakes, 28
25. Polly Wolly Crapper, 26
26. Donuts? I told you I don’t like ethnic foods!, 24.5
27. The Pöpli Kids, 22.5
28. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 18.5
29. Oliver Klozoff, 17.5
29. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you., 17.5
29. Zephyrs, 17.5