January 16 - Chicago, IL

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, The Future
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, Homerpalooza
Winners: Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags

1. Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags - 44.5 points 
2. This team's foolish capering destroyed more young minds that syphilis and pinball combined -44 points
3. Aaron and Warren's Quick Trivia PizzaBot Hour- 37.5 points
4. Gentleman, you've both worked very hard. And in a way, you're both our trivia hosts. But, in another, more accurate way, Neil is our host - 35.5 points
4. Excess spending and interracial homoeroticism - 35.5 points
6. Armin Tamzarian's copy of swank - 35 points
7. Aaron and Warren, with Inauguration Day on Friday, would you say it's time for the trivia teams to crack each other's heels     open and feast on the goo inside? - 32 points
8. Cesspool on the Potomac - 30.5 points
8. This one's for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in company D. Year, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn, Bob and Reggie, yeah even Reggie, he ain't so bad once you get to ___! - 30.5 points
10. "Mom, you're always suggesting long trivia team names. What is it with  "I just think they're neat" - 30 points
11. Well, McGarenagle, Neil Arsenty is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear. Hey! I'm eating lunch here - 29 points
12. Dear Mr. President, there are too many trivia teams nowadays. Please eliminate three. I'm not a crack pot! - 28.5 points
13. Young, Rich and Full of Sugar - 28 points
13. We stole this team name from that borgnine guy - 28 points
15. Brown & Water - 27 points
16. Concerned prudes with a lot of time on their hands - 25.5 points
16. Thanks, president-elect Trump - because of you, we're all taking Golden Showers. - 25.5 points
17. Um…let me have one of those porno magazines,  large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable trivia hosts. No, make it two - 23 points
18. Team Discovery Channel - 22 points
19. Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about….sunshine and lollipops and rainbows ev…oh, sorry, Aaron and Warren, Wrong tape. - 21.5 points
20. Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may remember me from such social gatherings as trivia night. The no nothing know it alls! - 18.5 points
21. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? - 6 points

January 17, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location: The Jazz Room
Episodes: King-Size Homer, The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase, Bart Star
Categories: Principal Skinner, Springfield Businesses
Winner: The dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you

1. The dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you - 42

2. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 41.5

3. Table 5 - 38.5

4. The Cranberry Silo Watchmen - 38.5

5. Y6le - 35.5

6. The Kids Call Me Hoju - 33

T7. Eat Up Martha - 32

T7. People Who Look Like Things - 32

9. Company L (We smell) - 31.5

10. Netflix and Thrillho - 31

11. Drawing of Dignity - 26.5

12. Trab Pu Kcip - 25.5

13. Banana - 24

T14. Joey Joe Joe Shabba Doo's - 23

T14. Lord Palmerston - 23

16. Thrillho - 21.5

17. Alt.Nerd.Obsessive - 20

18. Amanda Hug-and-Quiz - 17

19. Five Dollars? Get outta here! - 15.5

20. Someone Else's Undeprivileged Son - 14

T21. Don Mattingly's Sideburns - 10

T21. The Flaming Homers - 10

January 14, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Bart the Murderer, Like Father, Like Clown
Categories: Jasper, Tomatoes & Ketchup
Winner: Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent]

1. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent], 49
2. Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 47.5
3. Trivia is not a frivolous thing, Adam and Ezra. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote., 46.5
4. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205], 45.5
5. Guilty of mayhem, indecent exposure, freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent, drinking and driving, narcotic possession, and that’s just page 1 of our 10 page confession., 44
6. This Simpsons trivia team has been replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, little girl., 43.5
7. Alcoholics: the unemployable, angry loners, 43
8. Alumni of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 42
8. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Couch Table], 42
10. Me fail Simpsons trivia? That’s unpossible!, 40
11. Bart, these look real… check the authenticator spot. This is an authentic Simpsons trivia team name. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bars, and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Josten’s., 38
11. Max Power, 38
13. We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!, 37.5
14. Captain Bring-Down and the Buzz-Killers, 37
15. Honour Roller/K-W-Y-J-I-B-O!!! 22 pts. plus triple word score, plus 50 pts. for using all my letters… (games over I’m outta here), 36.5
15. Those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House, 36.5
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 36.5
15. The Windy Apple Goofballs, 36.5
19. Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the country, this time of year, this time of day, located entirely within Dickens?, 34.5
19. If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock., 34.5
21. This trivia night is a part of us all. A part of us all! A part of us all!, 32
22. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get., 31.5
23. The Be Sharps, 30.5
24. The Stars of the Big Book of British Smiles, 27.5
25. Premium Dude!, 24
25. Put it in H!, 24
27. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 21.5
28. I voted for Kodos, 20.5
29. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 16
29. You don’t make friends with salad, 16

January 10, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, A Streetcar Named Marge, Homer The Heretic

Round Theme:  Bart Simposon
Winner: They Taste Like Burning

1. They Taste Like Burning                                                 48

2. Pig a Bar                                                                       46

3. The Trivia Team Known as 7 7 X 4 2                                44

4. I Insist We Cheat                                                           40.5

5. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                                         37.5

6. The Mount Carlmore Paddlers                                         30.5

7. The Capital City Goofballs                                              24.5

8. Mr. Plow                                                                        20

9. Team Canyonero                                                            16.5

January 10th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Rod and Todd, Food
Episodes : Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment, Three Men and A Comic Book, Homer the Heretic
Winners : The Nelsons feat. The Noodle Armed Choir Boys
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : We Got a Great Trivia For You Tonight. Actually, the Last Half Hour is a Real Garbage Dump

1. The Nelsons feat. The Noodle Armed Choir Boys - 46 pts
2. Minus Ten Points for Chris! - 45.5 pts
3. Flim Springfield - 45 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 44 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 44 pts
6. You Know, That Team That's Always Standing & Walking - 43.5 pts
7. I Told You This Team Was Soft on Full Frontal Nudity - 42 pts
7. Martin Sheen's Teen Scene - 42 pts
7. We're Okay Today! Our Moms Bought Us Deodorant! - 42 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 41 pts
10. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blames - 41 pts
12. We'll Win at Trivia One Day... No You Woooon't... Yes We Will... Wooon't - 40.5 pts
13. That Team That's Always Standing and Talking - 39.5 pts
13. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 39.5 pts
15. Shelbyville Manhattan and His Attractive Cousins - 38.5 pts
15. Worker & Parasite - 38.5 pts
17. No Team Name! Stick! Stick! - 38 pts
18. Team Discovery Channel - 36 pts
18. We Got a Great Trivia For You Tonight. Actually, the Last Half Hour is a Real Garbage Dump - 36 pts
20. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel (The Lesser) - 34.5 pts
21. This is Great, and All We've Done is Enter Our Team Names - 34 pts
22. Turkey Behind the Bed - 33.5 pts
23. The Lovematic Grandpas - 33 pts
24. They Were the Best of Teams, They Were the Blurst of Teams - 32 pts
25. The Bang Bang Barts - 31 pts
26. The Denver Broncos - 30.5 pts
27. Super Villain Seizes East Coast - 30 pts
28. The Steamed Hams - 27 pts
29. I Think They Were Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down" - 26.5 pts
30. Don't Cry For Us, We Already Lost - 25.5 pts
31. Compuglobalhypermeganet - 25 pts
32. We're Not Wearing Ties at All - 24 pts
33. The Embiggeners - 21.5 pts
34. Patty, Selma & JubJub - 19 pts
35. Funky See, Funky Do - 15.5 pts
36. Jimmy from Regina - 11.5 pts

January 3, 2017 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer The Great, And Maggie Makes Three, Bart's Comet

Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: People Who Look Like Things

1. People Who Look Like Things?                         43.5

2. The Be Sharps                                                41.5

3. Dr. Mr. Hall, There are Too Many Trivia Teams

Nowadays. Please Eliminate 3.  P.S. We Are Not

Crackpots                                                           40

4. The Trivia Team Forged By Lucifer Himself        39

5. The Three Duffs                                              38.5

5. Snack Related Mishap                                     38.5

7. Chair Moisteners from Sector 7G                      37.5

8. You'll Have To Speak Up I'm Wearing A Towel    36.5

9. Bigger Than Jesus                                           34

10. Is It About My Cube                                       33.5

10. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any

More Bears                                                         33.5

12. Bonerland Medical Association                        30

12. The Christ Punchers                                       30

14. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever 

Sucked                                                                26.5

15. One...Where's The Fife?  Two...Gimme The 

Fife                                                                     24

16. Lord Palmerson and Pitt The Elder                   23.5

17. This Is A Girl Scout Meeting                            20.5

18. The Team That Can Tell The Difference 

Between Butter And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter   15

19. White Wine Spritzer                                         12.5

                                                   

January 5, 2017 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall 
Categories: Lisa Simpson; Parenting   
Episodes: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming; In Marge We Trust; Homer Defined  
Winner: So we've ruined our lives...

1. So we've ruined our lives..., 48 pts
2. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 47.5 pts
3. Uncle Dan's Family Feedbag, 47 pts
4. What are you cackling at Dan? Too much pie, that's your problem, 44.5 pts
5. History's Greatest Monster, 44 pts
6. Doing Simpsons Trivia is so horribly repetitive. I've said "Worst Episode Ever" so many times the words have lost all meaning!, 43 pts
6. Professor Andrew Ennals of the University of Toronto writes "I think Dan gets stupider every trivia", 43 pts
8. Nutty Cuckoo Super King Beer Hall, 39.5 pts
8. Dans, nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent!, 39.5 pts
8. Don't worry class, these trivia questions will have no effect on your grade. They merely determine your future social status, 39.5 pts
11. A mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician, 38 pts
11. We're a trivia team made up of white males aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to our answers, no matter how dumb they are!, 38 pts
13. I assure you our trivia teams low school is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem, 32.5 pts
14. That'll make your bull run..., 32 pts
15. Save the Termites, 29.5 pts
16. Trivia Contestants can be so cruel. (We can?!), 29 pts
16. [A Drawing of Dignity], 29 pts
18. Bonestorm IV, 28 pts
19. Butter that Bacon, 27.5 pts
20. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 26 pts
20. Dr. Nick Trivieria, 26 pts
20. School of Hard Knockers, 26 pts
23. Wow! A blue car!, 20 pts
24. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, 16 pts
25. Sadgasm Third/Marge's Sister's Lovers, 13.5 pts
26. Standing with Rory Calhoun, 12.5 pts
27. The Thigh Jazz Band, 10.5 pts
28. Official Poochie Fan Club, 9 pts
29. Yikes, 7 pts

30. Larry Leadfoot, 3.5 pts