May 19, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart After Dark, Homer the Great, Marge vs. the Monorail
Categories: Barney Gumble, Restaurants

Winner: Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless

Final Standings:
1. Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 46 pts
2. California Cheeseburger, 44.5 pts

3. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts

4. Snrub, 42.5 pts

5. Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen, 42 pts

5. We've Kissed More Boys than Gore Vidal, 42 pts

7. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 41.5 pts
7. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 41.5 pts
9. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 41 pts
10. A Pretty Big Deal Down at the Cracker Factory, 38.5 pts
11. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 37.5 pts
12. Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds on the Sides, 37 pts

13. I Think Our Team Name is Mother Shabooboo Now, 36 pts
14. Lois Sandborn, Steve Bennett, 34.5 pts
14. Bzzzzap!, 34.5 pts
14. A Bee Bit My Bottom, Now My Bottom's Big!, 34.5 pts
17. The All Ighty Ollar, 34 pts
18. Also Named Bort, 33.5 pts
18. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 33.5 pts
20. Hell's Satans, 33 pts
21. All Known Lathanides and Actinides, 31 pts
22. Steve Allen's Pogs, 29 pts
23. Sex Cauldron!?!, 27.5 pts

23. Black Smithers, 27.5 pts

25. Radio Bart, 27 pts

26. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 26 pts

26. Our Team is Also Named Bort, 26 pts

28. Buenos Ding Dong Dilly Dias, 22 pts

29. Apes-A-Poppin', 21.5 pts

30. Glass of Turnip Juice, 19 pts

31. Le Grille, 18 pts

32. Pray for Mojo, 15.5 pts

33. Bang Bang Bart, 13 pts

34. Pin Pals, 6 pts