May 26, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: Simply Delicious Restaurant
Episodes: Bart's Comet, Homer At The Bat, Lisa's First Word

Themes: Ned Flanders, Sports
Winner: The Team Who Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents

Final Standings:

1. The Team Who Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents, 47.5 pts

2. Gorilla's Choice, 39.5 pts

2. The "I Didn't Do It" Dancers, 39.5 pts

4. Krusterrific, 39 pts

4. The Senile Bucktoothed Old Mummies With Bony Girl Arms Who Smell Like An Elephant's Butt, 39 pts

6. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 38 pts

7. The Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One, 36.5 pts

8. Chazzwozzers, 32.5 pts

8. Heads Made Outta Lettuce, 32.5 pts

10. Capital City Goofballs, 32 pts

11. Genuine Class, 31 pts

12. I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm, 28.5 pts

13. The Wildcats, 25 pts

14. The Party Posse, 23 pts

15. History's Greatest Monster, 21 pts

15. A Fine Mahoc To You All, 21 pts

17. Team Discovery Channel, 15.5 pts

18. We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas, 14.5 pts

19. Springton, 14 pts

20. Damn Weiner Kids, 13.5 pts

21. Manjula's Revenge, 12 pts

22. No Soup For You, 7 pts

23. No Homers Club, 5 pts

May 19, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart After Dark, Homer the Great, Marge vs. the Monorail
Categories: Barney Gumble, Restaurants

Winner: Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless

Final Standings:
1. Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 46 pts
2. California Cheeseburger, 44.5 pts

3. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts

4. Snrub, 42.5 pts

5. Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen, 42 pts

5. We've Kissed More Boys than Gore Vidal, 42 pts

7. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 41.5 pts
7. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 41.5 pts
9. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 41 pts
10. A Pretty Big Deal Down at the Cracker Factory, 38.5 pts
11. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 37.5 pts
12. Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds on the Sides, 37 pts

13. I Think Our Team Name is Mother Shabooboo Now, 36 pts
14. Lois Sandborn, Steve Bennett, 34.5 pts
14. Bzzzzap!, 34.5 pts
14. A Bee Bit My Bottom, Now My Bottom's Big!, 34.5 pts
17. The All Ighty Ollar, 34 pts
18. Also Named Bort, 33.5 pts
18. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 33.5 pts
20. Hell's Satans, 33 pts
21. All Known Lathanides and Actinides, 31 pts
22. Steve Allen's Pogs, 29 pts
23. Sex Cauldron!?!, 27.5 pts

23. Black Smithers, 27.5 pts

25. Radio Bart, 27 pts

26. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 26 pts

26. Our Team is Also Named Bort, 26 pts

28. Buenos Ding Dong Dilly Dias, 22 pts

29. Apes-A-Poppin', 21.5 pts

30. Glass of Turnip Juice, 19 pts

31. Le Grille, 18 pts

32. Pray for Mojo, 15.5 pts

33. Bang Bang Bart, 13 pts

34. Pin Pals, 6 pts

May 13, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Mother Simpson, Bart's Inner Child, Home Sweet Homediddly-dum-doodly
Categories: Principal Skinner, Museums
Winner: Born To Runner-Up

Final Standings:
1. Born To Runner-Up, 44 pts
2. It's Not Batman!, 40 pts
2. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 40 pts
4. Old Team Yells At Cloud, 39.5 pts
5. Another Trivia Night, Another Box Of Stolen Pens, 39 pts
5. The Investorettes, The Newest Member Of The Fleet-A-Pita Franchise! Maude! Helen! Agnes! Luann! Edna! Bart!, 39 pts
7. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts
8. The Team That's Only Here To Get Directions On How To Get Away From Here, 37.5 pts
9. The Nelsons feat. Oh, Come On Now Edna, We All Know This Team Has No Future, 37 pts
10. Let Me Get This Straight: You Bet AGAINST The Harlem Globetrotters?, 35.5 pts
10. Our Team Is Hatless! I Repeat, Hatless!, 35.5 pts
10. The Drawing Of Dignity, 35.5 pts
10. The Lizard Queens, 35.5 pts
14. Previous Instances In Which I Professed To Like You Were Fraudulent, 34.5 pts
15. Jesus Did Not Have Wheels, 34 pts
15. We Can't Live The Button Down Life Like You, 34 pts
17. The Great Thing About This Table Is That The Team Gets In The Hammock With You, 33.5 pts
18. Big Chief Crazy Cone, 32.5 pts
19. P.C. Thugs, 31.5 pts
20. Package of Plant Profit Projection For Pete Porter In Pasadena. Priority? Precisely, 31 pts
20. The Wallet Inspectors, 31 pts
20. The Wiener Patrol, 31 pts
23. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 30.5 pts
24. A One-Man Conga Line, 30 pts
24. Attn: Trivia Nerds. This Is Mother Goose. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 30 pts
26. Gudger College Dropouts, 29.5 pts
27. Press Any Team...There Doesn't Seem To Be Any Any Team!, 29 pts
28. On This Team, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics, 28 pts
28. The Team That Lives Above A Bowling Alley And Below Another Bowling Alley, 28 pts
30. Your Team Is Named Milhouse Too? So This Is What It's Like When Doves Cry, 27 pts
31. Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry), 26.5 pts
32. Compared To Mr. Burns, This Team Is Judge Freakin' Reinhold, 26 pts
32. The Good Thing About The Cadillac Lounge Is That Chris Gets In The Hammock With You, 26 pts
34. Worker And Parasite, 25 pts
34. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 25 pts
36. My Team's A Box! Damn You! A Box!, 23.5 pts
37. The Chesty LaRues, 23 pts
38. Smiling Politely, 22 pts
38. The Hootie McBoobs, 22 pts
40. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 20.5 pts
41. We've Come A Long Way From The Team You Knew Nothing About In High School, 20 pts
42. The Know-Nothing Know-It-Alls, 19 pts
42. No Lisa, But I Sure Don't Want To Eat This Crappy Bar Food, 19 pts
44. Here At The Globex Corporation, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat, 18.5 pts
44. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 18.5 pts
46. Dr. Hibbert's Flat-Top, 17.5 pts
47. I Think I Swallowed A Toothpick, 17 pts
48. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention, 16 pts
49. They Called Me Kid Gorgeous. Later On It Was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And Then Finally Kid Moe, 15 pts
50. Bent Wookies, 14.5 pts
50. Hey Poochie, You Look Like You Have Something To Say. Do You?, 14.5 pts
52. I Assure You Our Low Score Is Due To An Unrelated Alcohol Problem, 14 pts
53. Grimey, 11 pts
54. Moleman, 9.5 pts
54. The Lousy Blintzes, 9.5 pts
56. And Now A Special Award For The Team That Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents, 8.5 pts

May 6, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: The Anchor Bar
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt. 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt. 2, Screaming Yellow HonkersWinner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:1. Steamed Hams, 48 pts2. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 43.5 pts3. Woozle Wazzle, 40 pts3. Jub Jub, 40 pts5. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 38 pts5. Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, 38 pts7. Lenny = White, Carl = Black, 37 pts8. Pray For Hoju, 34.5 pts9. Badge Patrol...Police Cops, 34 pts
10. Sheri, But Not Teri, 33.5 pts
11. B Sharps, 27.5 pts
11. The Christ Punchers, 27.5 pts
13. Krudler, 24.5 pts
14. Look Who's Oinking, 23.5 pts
15. Uh Oh, Spaghettios, 19 pts
16. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 12 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 7 pts

May 1, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Otto, Armed Forces
Episodes: Radio Bart, Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Homer And Apu
Winner: Kill, Dan

Final Standings:
1. Kill, Dan, 47.5 pts
2. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 45.5 pts
3. Allied Biscuit, 44 pts
4. I've Argued In Front Of Every Team Trivia Judge In The State, Often As A Lawyer, 41.5 pts
4. The Erotic Americans, 41.5 pts
4. The Team That Left Their Shoes In The Den And May God Have Mercy On Us All, 41.5 pts
7. Manic Depressive Mouse And The Bluebird Of Unhappiness, 41 pts
8. Zagra Verdons Latik Diev, 40.5 pts
9. Paul Anka's Guarantee, 38.5 pts
10. Daaaaaaan, Daaaaaaan, Daaaaaaaaaan, 37.5 pts
11. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 36.5 pts
11. Ol' Painty Can Ned, 36.5 pts
13. We're Okay, You're Too Fat, 36 pts
13. Bonus Eruptus, 36 pts
15. Jerry Rude & The Bathroom Bunch, 35 pts
16. Lobsters Stuffed With Tacos, 33.5 pts
17. Kill Dan, 30.5 pts
18. Dead Beat Dads Beat Dead, 30 pts
19. Dewey Cheatem, Howe & Weissman, 29.5 pts
20. Discovery Channel, 28.5 pts
21. Don Mattingly's Sideburns, 25 pts
22. We Were Saying Boourns, 24 pts
23. Webster's Dictionary Defines A Wedding As "The Process Of Removing Weeds From One's Garden", 22.5 pts
24. Get Confident, Stupid, 22 pts
25. A Couple Of Rory Calhouns, 21 pts
26. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 17.5 pts
27. The Trivia Team Disbands!, 16.5 pts
28. This Sidewalk's For Regular Walkin', Not Your Fancy Walkin', 16 pts
29. Tastes Like Burning, 13 pts
30. Thrillho, 11 pts
31. Mr. Snrub, 9 pts
32. The Little Weiners Who've Always Got Their Hands In Their Pockets, 8.5 pts
33. The Nigh Mets, 8 pts
34. The Manger Babies, 3.5 pts
35. Nuke The Whales, 1 pt

April 27, 2014 - Thunder Bay

Location: The Sovereign Room
Episodes: Marge Vs. The Monorail, A Milhouse Divided
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Canada
Winner: Dignity 

Final Standings: 
1. Dignity, 40 pts 
2. Globex Corp, 38 pts 
3. The Worst Team Ever, 37 pts 
3. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 37 pts 
5. The Thompsons, 34.5 pts 
6. Christ Punchers, 33.5 pts 
7. Lard Lads, 33 pts 
8. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 28.5 pts 
9. The Radiation Kings, 24 pts 
10. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 20.5 pts 
10. Florida: America’s Wang, 20.5 pts 
12. Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum-Based Beverages, 20 pts 
13. The Lizard Queens, 17 pts 
14. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 16 pts