June 11, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homer's Phobia, Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Categories: Barney, Advertising
Winner: Who Controls The Trivia Crown...

Final Standings:
1. Who Controls The Trivia Crown
    Who Holds The Also-Ran Teams Down?
    WE DO! WE DO!
    Who Has Giant Donut Stacks?
    Who Gives Chris Panic Attacks?
    WE DO! WE DO!

    Who Holds The Table By The Front Door?
    Who Makes Perfection Their Score?
    WE DO! WE DO!

    Who Makes Team Names Too Damn Long?
    Who Ruins Beloved Songs?
    WE DO! WE DOOOOOOOOOO!, 47 pts
2. Retrospecticus, 42.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
4. Some Say The Ducks Went To Canada, Others Say Toronto, 40.5 pts
4. Arr, First Place Team, We Got Nothing Against Ye! We Just Heard There Was Gold In Yer Belly, 40.5 pts
6. I Do Believe We're Naked, 40 pts
7. Cup And Ball Hogs, 38 pts
8. Mendozaaaaa!, 37.5 pts
9. Our Team Lives In A Single Room Above A Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley, 37 pts
10. Where'd You Get Five Bucks? We Want Five Bucks, 36 pts
10. This Team Would Like To Add A $30 Million Rider In Support Of The Perverted Arts, 36 pts
12. The Nelsons, 35.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 34.5 pts
14. Remember When I Took That Home Wine-Making Course And Forgot How To Answer Trivia Questions?, 33 pts
14. Put It In H!, 33 pts
16. Remember When This Team Got Caught Stealing All Those Watches From Sears? Well, That's Nothing, Because YOU Have A Gambling Problem!, 32.5 pts
17. Stupider Like A Fox, 32 pts
17. Searching For A Cure For 17 Stab Wounds In The Back, 32 pts
17. 50 Bathtubs For $3000, 32 pts
20. Y…Y…Y.Y.Y, 31 pts
20. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 31 pts
22. The Northern Reticulated Team...Yes, We Are So Reticulated!, 30 pts
23. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
24. Imitation Of A Baby Ox, 29 pts
24. ...Batman's A Scientist, 29 pts
26. The Popes of Chilitown, 27.5 pts
26. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 27.5 pts
28. The Helper Monkeys, 27 pts
28. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 27 pts
28. The Team That Used To Be With It...But Then They Changed What "It" Was, 27 pts
31. Puke-a-hontas, 26 pts
32. We're The Magical Team From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 25.5 pts
33. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 25 pts
34. Hooty McBoob, 24 pts
35. Neglecterinos, 23 pts
36. The Standard Grampa Drill, 22.5 pts
37. Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!, 20.5 pts
38. We Shall Be Called "Cosmos", 19.5 pts
39. This Team Is My Exact Double! That Dog Has A Puffy Tail! Here Puff! Here Puff!, 19 pts
40. MacArthur Park On The Tabla, 18 pts
41. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 17.5 pts
42. The Rory Calhouns, 16 pts
43. Vapour Lock, 14 pts
44. Let's Arby's Worry About It, 11 pts
45. Team S-M-R-T, 7.5 pts
46. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table 5, Table 5, 5 pts