June 17, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Awards
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44.5 pts
2. The Pageant of the Trans Mundane, 44 pts
3. Yellow Trash, 43 pts
4. The Crazy Old Man Dancers, 41 pts
4. Oh... Let's Say... Moe, 41 pts
4. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 41 pts
4. The International Drainage Commission, 41 pts
8. This Leash Demeans Us Both, 40.5 pts
9. The Blurst of Times, 39.5 pts
10. Countries That Don't Have Swimming Pools, 37 pts
11.Team Family Guy... The Real Popes of Chili Town, 34.5 pts
12. WO__D_ F_IR, 33.5 pts
13. America Balls, 31.5 pts
13. Mein Team has a first Name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein Team has a Second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 31.5 pts
15. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 31 pts
15. Do These Seem Like The Actions of a Team That Has Had All They Could Eat?, 31 pts
17. The Thompsons, 27.5 pts
18. Off in that Direction, 21 pts
19. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?, 19 pts
20. Baby Stink Breath, 14.5 pts
21. RDRR, 12.5 pts
22. Phalanges, 9.5 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9 pts
24. Stratawhovius, 5 pts
24. Hodor, 5 pts

June 11, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homer's Phobia, Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Categories: Barney, Advertising
Winner: Who Controls The Trivia Crown...

Final Standings:
1. Who Controls The Trivia Crown
    Who Holds The Also-Ran Teams Down?
    WE DO! WE DO!
    Who Has Giant Donut Stacks?
    Who Gives Chris Panic Attacks?
    WE DO! WE DO!

    Who Holds The Table By The Front Door?
    Who Makes Perfection Their Score?
    WE DO! WE DO!

    Who Makes Team Names Too Damn Long?
    Who Ruins Beloved Songs?
    WE DO! WE DOOOOOOOOOO!, 47 pts
2. Retrospecticus, 42.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
4. Some Say The Ducks Went To Canada, Others Say Toronto, 40.5 pts
4. Arr, First Place Team, We Got Nothing Against Ye! We Just Heard There Was Gold In Yer Belly, 40.5 pts
6. I Do Believe We're Naked, 40 pts
7. Cup And Ball Hogs, 38 pts
8. Mendozaaaaa!, 37.5 pts
9. Our Team Lives In A Single Room Above A Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley, 37 pts
10. Where'd You Get Five Bucks? We Want Five Bucks, 36 pts
10. This Team Would Like To Add A $30 Million Rider In Support Of The Perverted Arts, 36 pts
12. The Nelsons, 35.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 34.5 pts
14. Remember When I Took That Home Wine-Making Course And Forgot How To Answer Trivia Questions?, 33 pts
14. Put It In H!, 33 pts
16. Remember When This Team Got Caught Stealing All Those Watches From Sears? Well, That's Nothing, Because YOU Have A Gambling Problem!, 32.5 pts
17. Stupider Like A Fox, 32 pts
17. Searching For A Cure For 17 Stab Wounds In The Back, 32 pts
17. 50 Bathtubs For $3000, 32 pts
20. Y…Y…Y.Y.Y, 31 pts
20. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 31 pts
22. The Northern Reticulated Team...Yes, We Are So Reticulated!, 30 pts
23. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
24. Imitation Of A Baby Ox, 29 pts
24. ...Batman's A Scientist, 29 pts
26. The Popes of Chilitown, 27.5 pts
26. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 27.5 pts
28. The Helper Monkeys, 27 pts
28. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 27 pts
28. The Team That Used To Be With It...But Then They Changed What "It" Was, 27 pts
31. Puke-a-hontas, 26 pts
32. We're The Magical Team From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 25.5 pts
33. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 25 pts
34. Hooty McBoob, 24 pts
35. Neglecterinos, 23 pts
36. The Standard Grampa Drill, 22.5 pts
37. Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!, 20.5 pts
38. We Shall Be Called "Cosmos", 19.5 pts
39. This Team Is My Exact Double! That Dog Has A Puffy Tail! Here Puff! Here Puff!, 19 pts
40. MacArthur Park On The Tabla, 18 pts
41. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 17.5 pts
42. The Rory Calhouns, 16 pts
43. Vapour Lock, 14 pts
44. Let's Arby's Worry About It, 11 pts
45. Team S-M-R-T, 7.5 pts
46. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table 5, Table 5, 5 pts

June 6, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart's Friend Falls In Love, Bart After Dark, Stark Raving Dad
Categories: Fat Tony, Nicknames
Winner: The Team That's Doing Quite Well In Home Ec

Final Standings:
1. The Team That's Doing Quite Well In Home Ec, 47 pts
2. The Pimps and The C.H.U.D.S., 44.5 pts
3. The Alight Eam, 43.5 pts
3. It's A Bob Mackie, 43.5 pts
5. Senor Ding Dong's Door Bell Fiesta, 43 pts
6. The Congealed Group, 42.5 pts
7. Dickety, Highly Dubious, 41 pts
8. Flavor Bar And The Marzipan Joy-Joys, 40.5 pts
8. We Made Enough Gazpacho For All!, 40.5 pts
8. I'm Not Wearing A Tie At All, 40.5 pts
8. I Want You To Play With My Ding-A-Ling, 40.5 pts
12. Raisin Roundies, 40 pts
12. The Other Babies, 40 pts
14. Yvan Eht Nioj, 38 pts
14. A Team That Gets Bizzay, Consistently and Thoroughly, 38 pts
16. Annual Gift Man Lives On The Moon, 37.5 pts
17. The Team That's Not Only Not Learning, But Forgetting Stuff They Used To Know, 36.5 pts
18. A Group of Oil Tycoons Who Make Foolish Purchases, 36 pts
19. It's Not Really A Floor, More Of A Steel Grating That Allows Trivia To Sluice Through, 35.5 pts
19. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson and The Boy He Loves So Dear, They Remained The Best of Friends For Years And Years And Years, 35.5 pts
19. Holy Smokes, This Team Needs Booze, 35.5 pts
22. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
23. Disparaging The Boot Is  A Bootable Offense, 32.5 pts
23. But Moe, The Dank, The Dank!, 32.5 pts
25. Mrs. Krebappel And Principal Skinner Were In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And Then The Baby Looked At Me, 31.5 pts
26. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 30 pts
27. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 28.5 pts
28. Pepsi Presents Addition And Subtraction, 28 pts
29. Milpool, 27 pts
30. With Sexy Results!, 26 pts
30. The Damn Weiner Kids, 26 pts
32. This Team Isn't Popular Enough To Be Different, 25.5 pts
33. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention, 25 pts
34. The Big Book of British Smiles, 24 pts
35. I'll Be Gus, The Lovable Chimney Sweep: Clean As A Whistle, Sharp As A Thistle, Best In All Westminster, Yeah, 22.5 pts
36. The Leader Beans, 21 pts
37. Purple Fruit, 20 pts
38. Needs More Dog, 19.5 pts
39. Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge, 18 pts
39. Mattel & Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour, 18 pts
41. If You're Reading This, You Have No Life, 17.5 pts
42. We Need More Bort License Plates, I Repeat, We Are Sold Out Of Bort License Plates, 9 pts
43. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 8 pts
44. The Popes of Chilitown, 7 pts