November 5, 2015 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Maggie Simpson, Writing
Episodes: Marge in Chains, Bart's Inner Child, Lisa's First Word
Winner: We're used to teams finishing ahead of us at trivia. Will's team. Dan's team. Tibor.

1. We're used to teams finishing ahead of us at Trivia. Will's team, Dan's team, Tibor., 49 pts
2. Dearest Dans, I must leave you. Why? I cannot say. Where? You cannot know. How will I get there? Eh, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you. Any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name.... Dan. With a love that will echo through the ages, Dan H..... PS I am Gay, 46.5 pts
3. Hopper had a piece of food stuck on his face for three days! And it wasn't little either,it was a chicken wing!, 45.5 pts
4. Those aren't the real Dans. Well what do you think? We slapped two blazers on some winos?, 43.5 pts
5. You ugly hate filled Dans, 42.5 pts
6. Yo check this out. Black Dans drive a car like this. Doot doot... Yeah But white Dans, they drive a car like this. Deedee dee..., 41.5 pts
7. Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't home and I'm not allowed to use the stove, 40 pts
7. Two minutes younger, skin like a china doll, and bosoms til Tuesday, 40 pts
9. John and Gloria!, 39 pts
9. Let's take a relaxed attitude towards baseball and watch the trivia match, 39 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, 38.5 pts
12. Good Time Slim Uncle Dooby and the Great Frisco Freakout, 38 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 38 pts
12. Oh Diablo Dan 2. Why can't you be more like Diablo Dan 1!, 38 pts
15. Paul Anka's Guarantee, 37.5 pts
16. Look out Itchy! He's Irish!, 37 pts
16. The blurst of times, 37 pts
18. The Go-Go 90s, 35.5 pts
19. Stop stop! He's already dead!, 34.5 pts
20. We're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression too, 33.5 pts
21. Forty billion dollary doos, 32 pts
22. Snot party, 31.5 pts
23. Lowenstein... Lowenstein..., 31 pts
23. Stupid dans need the most attention, 31 pts
25. Hey Dan, That jacket makes you look like a homosexual. Maybe you all are homosexuals too!, 29 pts
26. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked, 28.5 pts
27. We can't come up with a team name, man. That's discipline man! That'd be like telling Dan Mulhall not to go boom boom bap!, 27 pts
28. Let's Save Tony Orlando's House!, 26.5 pts
29. Caramel Cod, 26 pts
30. Stoner's Pot Palace, 24.5 pts
31. Bovine University, 21 pts
32. My children need wine!, 20.5 pts
33. Itchy was framed, 18.5 pts
34. The Ironing is Delicious, 15 pts
35. Four guys named Bort, 13.5 pts

October 26, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror II, Colonel Homer, Treehouse of Horror V

Categories: The Many Jobs of Homer, Villians

Winner: Someone set this team to 'evil'

1. Someone set this team to 'evil' 40 pts
2. The team that's free from these male-imposed shackles (fwoosh) 38 pts
3. Ooooh, erotic cakes 38 pts
4. My fellow trivia teams, as a young child we dreamed of being a baseball. BUT TONIGHT, we say we must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING toward freedom! 34 pts
5. Dr. Marvin Monroe, child monster pshychologist and member of the Bonerland Medical Association 30 pts
6. This team contains potassium benzoate 30 pts
7. This team has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before 29 pts
8. The joy of cooking Milhouse 27 pts
9. The Killing Team. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy, it's not a real team 27 pts
10. The erotic cakes 24 pts
11. The Sloppy Jimbos purple monkey dishwasher 24 pts
12. No TV and no beer make this team something something 23.5 pts
13. Team Discovery Channel 23 pts
14. The classic Glenn Fors film '200 Miles to Oregon' 23 pts
15. This team likes its beer cold, TV loud, and homosexuals flaming 21.5 pts
16. Üterbraten 21.5 pts
17. Hired goons 21 pts
18. I Do Believe We're Naked by Funky See Funky Do 21 pts
19. Trojan, Ramsey, Durex, Sheik 20 pts
20. NEEEEEEERDS 18.5 pts
21. Krusty's Komedy Klowns 17 pts
22. Jub Jub 16 pts
23. Flancrest Enterprises 15 pts
24. compuglobalhypermeganet 11 pts
25. The Wallflowers 8 pts
26. Forty Humans 4 pts
27. The Boo-urns 3 pts

October 22nd, 2015 - Detroit

Location: One-Eyed Betty's

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror II

Categories: Kang & Kodos, King Homer

Winner: Outta My Way Jerkass

1. Outta My Way Jerkass, 45
2. How to Cook for Forty Humans, 44.5
3. Viceroy Fizzlebottom, a Hearty Cherub of a Team, 42
4. In the Midst of All the Killing and the Skin Eating We Somehow Forgot the Trivia, 36.5
5. Party Posse, 35.5
6. Gudger College Alumni: Class of '92, 34
7. Sloppy Jimbos, 33.5
8. Syzlackers, 31.5
9. Team Discovery Channel, 29.5
10. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29
11. Shelbyvillains, 27
12. Holy Rollers, 27
13. Don't Blame me I Voted for Kang, 23
14. Amanda Hugnkiss, 17.5
15. Beer Barons, 10.5
16. Sassy Four, 5

October 24, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror V

Categories: Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Tricks and Treats

Winner: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, Plus 5

1. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, Plus 5, 46.5 pts
2. We Were Born Snakehandlers and We’ll Die Snakehandlers, 44.5 pts
3. Nazi Supermen are our Superiors, 44 pts
4. Abortions for All, 43.5 pts
=5. Flying Hellfish, 43 pts
=5. Handsome Homer + 7, 43 pts
=5. Lionel Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc, 43 pts
=5. Tide, Cheer, Bold, Fizz, Fab, All, Gain, Wisk… I Believe Today I’ll Go With… Bold, 43 pts
9. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 42.5 pts
=10. A Couple of Stewed Prunes, 42 pts
=10. Lionel Hutz, Esq. Work on Contingency? No, Money Down!, 42 pts
12. The Sloppy Jimbos, 41.5 pts
13. Twirling Twirling Twirling Towards Freedom, 41 pts
=14. Poochie & Ray: TO THE EXTREME + “Matt”, 40 pts
=14. Trap Pu Kcip, 40 pts
16. Jiko Kanri: the Japanese Art of Self-Management (Team Itchy), 39.5 pts
17. You Might Even Say, I Hate the Post Office. That, and My Parents, Lousy Beatniks!, 39.5 pts
18. That’s a Paddlin’!, 37 pts
19. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate. (That’s Bad.), 36 pts
20. School Bus Gremlins, 35.5 pts
=21. The Steamed Hams, 34.5 pts
=21. Get Confident, Stupid!, 34.5 pts
=23. The Christ Punchers [The one that didn’t miss the first round], 29 pts
=23. THRILLHO [The one with the baseball doodle], 29 pts
25. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
26. THRILLHO [The one with the “I am Evil Homer” doodle], 24 pts
=27. Pin Pals, 23 pts
=27. Sexy Idaho, 23 pts
29. The Christ Punchers [The one that missed the first round], 17.5 pts

October 19, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Uter, Money
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winners: No Matter How Many Questions Neil Asks Us, We Don’t Do Nothing. We Don’t Want to Get Dragged into a Trivia Night, Here (tie-breaker winner)

1. No Matter How Many Questions Neil Asks Us, We Don’t Do Nothing. We Don’t Want to Get Dragged into a Trivia Night, Here, 49.5 pts (tie-breaker winner)
1. Our Feet Hurt. All This Trivia is Making Our Hair Move and We Don’t Know How Much Longer We Can Complain, 49.5 pts
3. The Caramel Cods, 49 pts
4. Have You Noticed Any Change in Neil? / New Co-Host? / No, He Looks Like Something Might Be Disturbing Him. / Probably Misses His Old Co-Host, 47 pts
5. New York is a Hell Hole and You Know How I Feel About Hell Holes, 46.5 pts
6. This Team is Moving In with Two Sexy Ladies, 46 pts
6. Dad, You Killed the Zombie Neil! / He Was A Zombie?, 46 pts
6. Hey Everybody! I’m a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Team and a Big Butt and My Team Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Team, 46 pts
9. P.C. Thugs, 45.5 pts
10. Hey Neil… Wing Me Another One of Them, uh… Pizzas, Would Ya? Can’t Seem to… Stand Up Under My Own Power Anymore, 44.5 pts
11. This Team Constructed a Board with a Nail in It, But They Won’t Stop There.  This Team Will Construct Bigger Boards with Bigger Nails, and Then They'll Construct a Board with Nails in It So Big, It Will Destroy Them All, 43.5 pts
11. And That Little Boy Who Nobody Liked Grew Up to Be… Neil Arsenty, 43.5 pts
13. Well, We're Going to Stand Around for 3 Hours or So and Then We'll Close With the Ethnic Comedy of Arsenty and Dirschwitz, 42 pts
14. What’s a Team Conway? / About 500 pounds!, 41.5 pts
15. Wacky Shack, 40.5 pts
15. Some Stupid Aussie Drongos, 40.5 pts
17. Mr Arsenty, You Can Take Your Trivia and… Run It. And One More Thing: This Team Never Once Washed Our Hands. That's Your Policy -- Not Ours!, 40 pts
18. Neil Arsenty: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover, 39.5 pts
19. Oh, You Americans with Your Simpsons Trivia and Fair Trials! This is Always So Much Easier in Mexico, 39 pts
19. Can We Get a Pool, Neil? Can We Get a Pool, Neil? Can We Get a Pool, Neil?, 39 pts
21. Senor Ding Dong’s Doorbell Fiesta, 38.5 pts
22. I'm a Big Four-Eyed Lame-o and I Wear the Same Stupid Sweater Every Day!, 36.5 pts
23. The Team That Has That Chewing Gum Walk (Very Wrigley!), 35 pts
23. The (Sigh) Wife, 35 pts
23. Yeah, Neil, the Bears Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked! I’ve Seen Teams Suck Before But They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 35 pts
23. The Popes of Chili Town, 35 pts
27. Worker and Parasite, 34 pts
28. We’re the First Non-Brazilian Team to Travel Backwards Through Time, 32.5 pts
29. Boo-urns, 28.5 pts
29. We’ve Got Paul Anka’s Guarantee, 28.5 pts
31. The Creators of Hi and Lois, 25 pts
32. Don’t Blame Canada - They Voted for Kodos, 24 pts
33. Millipede and the Whitey Whackers, 22.5 pts
34. Katherine Hepburn’s “Me”, 21 pts
35. We Prefer Freaks or Monsters, 19.5 pts
36. Mouthbreathers of Sector 7G, 9.5 pts

October 1, 2015 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Trick and Treats
Episodes: The Springfield Files, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VIII
Winner: Marge, Are We Jewish? 

And here's photos of our annual costume contest!

1. Marge, are we Jewish?, 48.5 points
2. Welcome to a wonderful evening of trivia and picking up after yourself, 48 points
3. The first non brazillian team to travel back in time, 46 points
4. we wash ourselves with a rag on a stick (applause), 45.5 points
5. Dan, I've always admired your ability to be personally offended by broad social trends... Hah!, 43 points
6. History's greatest monsters, 39.5 points
6. iron helps us play, 39.5 points
8. Too many grandmas, 38 points
9. The 1976 philedelphia flyers, 37.5 points
10. The springfield police has told me that 91% of all incorrect trivia answers come from you six guys, 37 points
11. Yeah we know it's time for trivia, but we don't care, we won't play until we get our danish, 35 points
12. My team name is also named bort, 33 points
12. It's team Curie! We must flee!, 33 points
14. Dan, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it., 32.5 points
14. Oh okay i'll get along with the dans. then i will hug some snakes. i will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes, 32.5 points
14. You might even say we're a trivia team and we're answering questions right now!, 32.5 points
17. Dear Mr. President, there are too many trivia teams nowadays. please eliminate 3. ps. i am not a crack pot, 32 points
18. abortions for all, 31.5 points
19. Two crazy for team town, too much of a team for crazy town, 31 points
20, The team that obviously had no help from their parents, 30.5 points
21. Something something burt ward, 30 points
22. The hello missus cumberdale kids, 27.5 points
23. Leader beans, 25.5 points
23. I don't care what I said, this family has had it's differences and we've squabbled but we've never had knife fights before, and i blame the dans, 25.5 points
25. the dreaded rear admirals, 24.5 points
26. Gigantic Asses, 24 points
27. The Dale Gribble Blue grass experience, 23.5 points
28. The sweet kind reverends daughter and the devil's cabana boy, 21 points
29. Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense, 18.5 points
30. The first finest dish stuffed with the second finest dish, 16 points
31. I've had it with this school skinner, low test scores, class after class of ugly ugly children, 14.5 points
32. The team that can't like own a potato man, 13 points

October 13, 2015 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Treehouses of Horror II, V, VII
Round Theme: Comic Book Guy
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

1. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               45.5
2. Here Come The Pretzels                                   45
3. The Blurst of Teams                                         45
4. Steamed Hams                                                43.5
5. The Negative Nellies in Sector 2                        42.5
6. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel   42.5
7. the Hammock District                                       42
8. This Trivia Team Is Trying To Kill Me and The    41.5
    Toaster's Been Lauging At Me
9. Citizen Kangs                                                  40.5
10. A Canadian Team Who Say Theyare Deathly    38
     Afraid of Scorpions
11. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                  37.5
12. Vera Said the Frogurt Is Also Cursed                37
     (a Simpsons Trivia Team-Up)
13. The Christ Punchers                                        36
14. The Candy of 1000 Uses                                  35
15. In Order To Pronounce It Correctly I Would 
     Have To Cut Out Your Tongues                        35
16. The Quantum Presbyterians Featuring Hank
     Scorpio                                                           34
17. Bonerland Medical Association                        32
18. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever 
      Sucked                                                          31
19. There's a Little Uter in All Of Us                       27.5
20. Lenny And The Jets                                        27
21. The Fantabulous Faptraption Of Professor
     Horatio Huffnaegel                                           27
22. Moe Syzslak and Apu Nahassa...Passa...
      Moe, Just Moe                                               21.5
23. Dr. Nick Triviera                                             14.5