December 26, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, The Homer They Fall, Grift of the Magi

Categories: Krusty the Clown, Presents
Winners: The Damn Hell Ass Kings

Press Clippings: 

RedEye

Show off your knowledge of The Simpsons' first 11 seasons by competing for prizes in the Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago Boxing Day Spectacular. The bar will help refresh your love of the show by screening three Christmas- and boxing-themed episodes.

Final Standings:

 1. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 48 pts

2. Hello Mr. Thompson, 47.5 pts

3. The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down, 47 pts

4. We’re Macy’s, You’re Gimbels, 46.5 pts

5. Remember That Time We Were Team Family Guy (pause for flashback), 46 pts

6. Prune Tracy, 45.5 pts

7. Nitsy, 44 pts

8. Team Discovery Channel, 43.5 pts

9. Perfectly Cromulent, 39.5 pts

10. D’ohmination, 33.5 pts

11. Team of Maximum Occupancy, 31.5 pts

12. I Demand to Speak to My Paleontologist, 27.5 pts

13. Stonecutters, 15 pts

14. Powell Motors, 10.5 pts

December 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Nelson Muntz, Presents
Winners: It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job.

Final Standings:
1. It's Our Job To Repeat As Champions. Our Job. Repeating Is Our Job, 46.5 pts
2. Matthew 21:17. Yeah. Think About It, 46 pts
3. Our Team Goes Over 300 Hectares On A Single Quart of Kerosene, 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
5. Canada's Answer To ELP, 43.5 pts
6. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 42.5 pts
6. This Team Started A Fire This Morning That They Really Should Keep An Eye On, 42.5 pts
8. Three Prawns Are Hardly A Galaxy, 42 pts
8. Feast Of Maximum Occupancy, 42 pts
10. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson, And The Boy He Loved So Dear, 41.5 pts
10. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
12. MENDOZAAAAA!, 41 pts
13. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. Loud Mouth, The Jerky Team For Jerks, 38.5 pts
13. Stupider Like A Fox, 38.5 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change The Way We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 38.5 pts
13. Those White Flags Are No Match For Our Muskets, 38.5 pts
18. Attila The Fun, 38 pts
19. The Nelsons, 37.5 pts
20. The Sour Quince Logs, 36.5 pts
20. Speedway Squad! In Color!, 36.5 pts
22. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
22. Lester & Eliza, 35.5 pts
24. Return Of The Thompsons, 35 pts
25. Benevan Stanchianos, 34.5 pts
25. Iroquois Twists, 34.5 pts
25. Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax, 34.5 pts
28. Annual Gift Man (Who Lives On The Moon), 33.5 pts
28. The Carpenter Ant, The Nurse Shark & The Lawyer Bird, 33.5 pts
28. Put It In H, 33.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Worry About It, 32.5 pts
32. We're Thill Finithing Our Thithelth, 31.5 pts
33. Stern Lecture Plumbing (We Told You Not To Flush That), 30 pts
33. Tramapoline! Trimpopoline!, 30 pts
35. Here Comes The Metric System, 29.5 pts
35. Moe Is Their Leader, 29.5 pts
35. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery, 29.5 pts
38. But Your Ad Says "No Money Down". No, Money Down!, 28.5 pts
38. To Simpsons Trivia: The Cause Of, and Solution To, All Of Life's Problems, 28.5 pts
40. Thrillhouse, 28 pts
41. Bart's People, 27 pts
41. Sector 7Gs, 27 pts
43. The Simpsons, 24.5 pts
44. Woozle Wozzle. Is That What Passes For A Team Name?, 24 pts
45. Sex Appeal & A Catchy Name: Mark Yovorsky's Trivia Team, 23 pts
46. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabado, 22.5 pts
47. Globex Corporation, 20 pts
48. The Usurpers, 19.5 pts
49. Melvin & The Squirrels, 15.5 pts
50. Chocobots, 14 pts

December 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Homer The Heretic, Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyedgrunt)cious
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Presents
Winner: The Wendy Windbags

Final Standings:
1. The Wendy Windbags, 48.5 pts (tiebreak winner)
2. How Come I Can't Get No Tang Round Here, 48.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels Down At The Cracker Factory, 47 pts
4. Silly Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie, 46.5 pts
5. Teamy & The Cloneasaurus, 45 pts
6. School of Hard Knockers, 43.5 pts
7. My Son's Name Is Also Bort, 43 pts
7. Geriatric Profanity Disorder, 43 pts
9. The Mathemagicians, 41 pts
10. The Load-Bearing Posters, 40 pts
10. The Albany Steamed Hams, 40 pts
10. In Japan, They Call Him 'Annual Gift Man' And He Lives On The Moon, 40 pts
10. What Have I Done To Deserve This Flat, Flavorless Manhattan?, 40 pts
14. Go To Hell! Go To Hell!, 39 pts
14. The Blurst of Teams, 39 pts
14. The Strong Must Protect The Sweet, 39 pts
17. Mad About Shoe, 38.5 pts
17. Hats Off To Hannukah, 38.5 pts
19. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tekwar Sooner Or Later, 37 pts
19. Union Rule 26: Every Patron Must Win Trivia At Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, Or Rank Odor, 37 pts
21. The Scienticians, 35.5 pts
21. Just What Gil Needs, Another Shark In The Tank, 35.5 pts
23. You're Right, It DOES Taste Like Grandma, 35 pts
24. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondance College of Tampa, 34.5 pts
25. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 34 pts
26. Team Homer Simpsons Bowles Commission, 33.5 pts
27. Fight Fight Fight! Bark Bark Bark!, 29 pts
28. You Know Those Guitars That Are, Like, Double Guitars?, 27 pts
29. Syzlak, 26 pts
29. Those Who Made Steve Guttenberg A Star, 26 pts
31. Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is The End. This Is The End of Dog Racing, 25.5 pts
32. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield, 24.5 pts
33. Three Men, No Ducks, 23.5 pts
34. A Pain I Know All Too Well, 15 pts
35. Team Self-Discovery Channel, 12 pts
36. Gas Brake Honk, Gas Brake Honk, Honk Honk Punch, Gas Gas Gas, 0 pts

November 28, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Homer the Smithers, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Sports
Winner: Secretaries of Partying Down

1. Secretaries of Partying Down, 45.5 pts
2. Point of Odor, 44.5 pts
3. Family Guy, 39.5 pts
3. The Commie Nazis, 39.5 pts
5. The Steamed Hams, 35.5 pts
6. Perfectly Cromulent, 32 pts
7. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 29.5 pts
8. Globex Industries, 27 pts
9. KBBL is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid, 20.5 pts
10. The Disco Studs, 18.5 pts
11. A Flock of (Steven) Segals, 16.5 pts
12. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 12.5 pts
13. It Was The Blurst of Times, 11 pts

November 13, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, Simpson Tide, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "Curse of the Flyish Hellfish"
Categories: Krusty The Klown, Army Matters
Winner: Champions of Winning Superb

Final Standings:
1. Champions of Winning Superb, 48 pts
2. Not A Quarter! Chris'll Be Dancing For Hours, 46 pts
3. I Don't Know Who You Are, But I'm Sure You're A Jerk, 44.5 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 44.5 pts
5. It Was A Gummi Bear, 44 pts
5. The Sickos At Modern Bride Magazine, 44 pts
7. Champions Of Winning Superb II, 43.5 pts
8. Trivia?! I'd Rather Be Watching A Connie Chung Christmas, 43 pts
9. Graduates of Bovine University, 42.5 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
11. The Nelsons, 41 pts
12. Stupid Like A FOX!!, 40.5 pts
13. Melvin & The Squirrels, 40 pts
13. The Team That's Gonna Change How We Think About Getting Hit By Pies, 40 pts
15. The Benevan Stanchianos, 38 pts
16. MENDOZAAAA!, 37.5 pts
17. Put It In H, 37 pts
17. 'Tis No Team; 'Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine, 37 pts
19. The Following Answers Are Lies, But They're Entertaining Lies, And Isn't That The Real Truth? The Answer Is No, 36.5 pts
20. Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of The Year, 36 pts
20. This Little Team Writes Mysteries Under The Name J.D. MacGregor, 36 pts
22. Nuts & Gum: Together At Last, 34 pts
22. The Bake Sale To Raise Money For The Car Wash Has Been Cancelled Due To Confusion, 34 pts
24. The Team That Doesn't Wear Puffy Director's Pants, 33.5 pts
24. The Team That Swaggers About In Garish New Hats As If To Say "Look At Us, Rex Banner! We Have New Hats!", 33.5 pts
26. Let Arby's Worry About It, 33 pts
27. Bent Wookies, 32.5 pts
27. No One's Gay For Moleman, 32.5 pts
29. "This Team Name Is Just Between You And Me, Smashed Hat", 31 pts
29. Why Do You Think I Took You To All Those "Police Academy" Movies? For Fun? Well, I Didn't Hear Anybody Laughing, Did You? Except At That Guy Who Made Sound Effects. Where Was I? Oh Yeah: Stay Out Of My Booze!, 31 pts
31. Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test, 30 pts
31. Go Banana!, 30 pts
31. Pray 4 Mojo, 30 pts
34. The Ghost of Don Mattingly's Sideburns, 29 pts
35. Look! Lisa's Hanging Out With Some Cool Kids. And She Looks Like Blossom!, 28.5 pts
36. Flim Springfield Presents Pukahontas, 27.5 pts
37. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 27 pts
38. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 26 pts
39. El Borto, 25 pts
40. Kwik-E-Smarts, 24.5 pts
41. Billy & The Cloneasaurus, 23 pts
42. The Spittle County Raiders: "Birthplace of the Loogie", 18 pts
43. The Team That Can Take A 6 Megaton Question, No More, No Less, 17.5 pts
44. Engine Block Eggs, 12.5 pts
45. "Be Like The Boy" - Gals, 5.5 pts

October 31, 2012 - Chicago

Location: Atlantic Bar & Grill

Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations and Getaways

Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII, A Milhouse Divided (bonus!)

Winner: Boo-urns I

 

Final Standings:

1. Boo-urns I, 41.5 pts

2. Team Poochie the Rockin' Dog, 41 pts

3. Tromboners, 39.5 pts

4. The Spruce Moose, 39 pts

5. Board With A Nail In It, 37 pts

6. Family Guy, 36.5 pts

7. I'm On-A-Rolla Gay, 35.5 pts

8. Perfectly Cromulent, 35 pts

9. Puke-a-hontas, 31 pts

10. They All Say "D'oh", 27 pts

11. The Wildcats, 24.5 pts

12. Jasper's Paddle, 24 pts

12. Barry Duffman, 24 pts

14. Abraham Lincoln, Sailor Man, 21.5 pts

15. Lock the Back Door, 18.5 pts

16. Jeremy's Iron, 17.5 pts

17. Hoju, 16.5 pts

18. Fake Eyelashes, Real Boobs, 12 pts

19. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 11 pts

20. Boo-urns II, 10.5 pts.

20. Shut Up, Flanders, 10.5 pts

October 9, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Costumes
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems

Final Standings:
1. The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems, 44.5 pts
2. The Homewreckers, 44 pts
3. Bonjourrrrrr Ya Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate...That's Bad, 43 pts
6. Beer Barons, 42.5 pts
7. If You Kids Can`t Keep Your Hands To Yourselves…, 40.5 pts
7. The Undersecretaries For International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division, 40.5 pts
9. We Think Our Team and Seamen Don't Mix, 40 pts
10. Two Bucks Eh? And It Only Transports Matter?, 39 pts
11. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 36.5 pts
11. We Didn't Like the Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Dinners In One Day, 36.5 pts
13. Ayatollah Assaholahs, 35.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 34 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
16. The Half-Inflated Dark Lords, 32.5 pts
16. To Pronounce It Properly I Would Have To Pull Out Your Tongue, 32.5 pts
18. Pin Pals, 31 pts
18. The Juicy Chess Club Brains, 31 pts
18. This Team Is Merely Exchanging Long Protein Strings, 31 pts
21. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence, 30 pts
21. Wang Computers, 30 pts
23. Put It In H!, 29.5 pts
23. That's Right, We Did The Iggy, 29.5 pts
25. Free Range Children, 29 pts
25. Team Atlas, 29 pts
27. Is This The End of Zombie Shakespeare?, 28.5 pts
27. The Don Homers, 28.5 pts
29. Archduke Chocula, 27 pts
29. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians, 27 pts
31. Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!, 26.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Deal With It, 26.5 pts
33. Breakfast Cereal For People with Syphillis, 26 pts
33. Stoner's Pot Palace, 26 pts
35. Slideshow Mel, 25.5 pts
35. These Are Speed Holes, They Make The Team Go Faster, 25.5 pts
37. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 25 pts
38. Bonerland, 24.5 pts
39. Abortions for Some, Minature American Flags for Others, 24 pts
40. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 23 pts
41. The Serpent of Reheboam? The Well of Zohassadar?, 22.5 pts
42. We Work Hard, We Play Hard, 20 pts
43. Hurl A Brick-E-Mart, 19 pts
44. We Dedicate This Team Name To…The Lost Season of the All Girls Volleyball Team Due To Having Only One Ball, 18.5 pts
45. Caramel Cods, 17.5 pts
46. From The Desk of Springfield Republican Headquarters, 16.5 pts
47. Good Moleman To You, 14 pts
48. Germs of Endearment, 11 pts
49. The Christ Punchers, 9 pts
50. The Legitimate Businessman's Club, 8 pts
51. Bombardment, 4 pts