August 7, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kent Brockman, Books
Episodes: My Sister, My Sitter, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, 'Round Springfield
Winner: The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?
Best Team Name: Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On

 

1. The Team That Can't Go 5 Seconds Without Humiliating Themselves *Booooiiiinng* How Long was That?, 47.5 pts
2. The Story of Simpsons Trivia Begins in 1872. Perhaps We Should Let Neil Arsenty Tell the Tale, 46 pts
3. This is a Trivia team That Gets Bizzay Consistently and Thoroughly, 42.5 pts
4. Can I Borrow a Co-Host?, 39.5 pts
5. The League of Dateless Wonders Presents Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia and Might I Remind You that Even Though We're Coming to You Live from Pizzeria Serio, There is No Need for Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering, 38 pts
6. If I had the Money, I'd Fix the Wildfire Smoke. I think it's Causing Our Low Trivia Scores, 37.5 pts
6. Another Simpsons Trivia, Another Box of Stolen Pens, 37.5 pts
8. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 32.5 pts
8. America's Favorite 8 and a Half-Incher, 32.5 pts
10. Hello, Quizmaster. You're Quite Good at Turning Us On, 31 pts
11. A Name That's Witty at First, But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 29.5 pts
12. What Kind of Trivia Team Wears Armour Hot Dogs?, 29 pts
12. Simpsons Trivia Comes with Bottomless Pizza (That's Good!) The Pizza is also Cursed (That's Bad.) But You Get Your Choice of Topping (That's Good!) The Toppings Contain Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad. Can I Go Now?, 29 pts
14. Vibes Only, 28.5 pts
15. That's Willie's Time!, 25 pts
16. The Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
17. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 23 pts
18. Not Quite a Mop, Not Quite a Puppet, 18.5 pts
19. Uncle Homer's Day Care Center, 17 pts
20. Flowers By Irene, 16.5 pts
21. Billy is Dead! They Slit his Throat from Ear to Ear. Hey, I'm Trying to Eat Pizza Here, 14.5 pts
22. Bless this Rocket House, 10 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - July Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Children of Springfield Elementary, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Pixar Movies

EPISODES : Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two        AND     It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1.Yeah, Um, Give Us One of Those Porno Magazines, A Large Box of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper's, A Box of Panty Shields... andonewoohoosimpsonstriviascorecard... and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Um, Make It Two - 46.5 PTS

1. It's Your Birthday? Yeah, You Don't Remember, Its The Same Day As Simpsons Trivia - 46.5 PTS

3. Chris, You’ve Stood In Our Way Long Enough! This Trivia Team Is Going To Clown College - 45.5 PTS

4. History's Greatest Monsters - 44.5 PTS

5. The Greased Up Willies - 41 PTS

6. The Negligent Monsters - 36.5 PTS

7. The Trivia Game Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos - 36 PTS

8. In 2023, Greta Gerwig Had A Design and A Dream. The Design? Malibu Stacy. The Dream To Mass Market a Movie About A Fashion Doll That Will Infuriate Ben Shaprio - 34.5 PTS

9. Aren't We That Team Everybody Hates? - 33.5 PTS

10. Moochin' War Widows - 32.5 PTS

11. Oh Look At Us! We're Making People Happy! We're The Magical Team, From Happy Land, In A Gumdrop House on Lollipop Lane!......In Case You Couldn't Tell, We Are Being Sarcastic! - 32 PTS

12. 10 More Iroquois Twists - 31 PTS

13. The Lovematic Grampas - 29.5 PTS

14. Queasy, Sleazy and Remorseful - 23 PTS

15. Ugh... Ahh... You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 20.5 PTS

16. CD Quality - 11 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Sea Captain, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Footwear/Shoes

EPISODES : Homer Defined, Homer's Phobia, The Last Temptation of Homer

WINNERS : If We Had Money We'd Fix The Wildfire Smoke. We Think It's Causing The Low Trivia Scores

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. If We Had Money We'd Fix The Wildfire Smoke. We Think It's Causing The Low Trivia Scores - 47 pts

2. Kwik E Mart Gougers - 46 pts

3. This Team Name Is Written On A Cocktail Napkin...And It Still Says Guilty! And Guilty Is Spelled Wrong! - 44.5 pts

4. The Results Are In! Olivia Chow 100% Mark Saunders 1% We Remind You That There Is a 1% Margin of Error - 40 pts

5. You Know What This Trivia Night Needs? A Little Comic Strip Called Love Is...It's About Two Naked 8 Year Olds Who Are Married - 39.5 pts

6. No Chris! I Will Not Pay You $500 For Trivia! - 37 pts

7. Brittany, I Like Your Hustle. That's Why Its Was So Hard To Cut You - 33.5 pts

8. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit - 33 pts

9. Goodnight Springton, There Will Be No Encore - 32.5 pts

10. Sloppy Jimbo's - 30 pts

May 22, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kirk van Houten, Smells
Episodes: Marge in Chains, 22 Short Films About Springfield
Winner: The Gangster Octopuses
Best Team Name: Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia

1. The Gangster Octopuses, 48.5 pts
2. Goodbye Aaron! We'll Send You Those Civil Defense Plans You Wanted!, 47.5 pts
3. What's This? High Volatile Trivia? Well I Don't Need Safety Gloves, Because I'm AARON LAW-*ZZZAAPPP*, 45 pts
4. We Wrote the Answers on Our Hands Including All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 44 pts
5. Brain Dead Slobs, 42.5 pts
6. See You Around, Aaron. Don't Worry, All the Chicago Trivia Teams Will Make It to St. Louis Someday. (Sure We Will Chicago, Sure We Will), 41.5 pts
7. The Fingers You Have Used to Write Are Too Greasy. To Obtain a Special Trivia Wand, Please Mash Neil with Your Palm, 41 pts
8. To the Beemobile, or the Dogs with Beemobiles in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Beemobiles at You, 40.5 pts
9. Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead, 39 pts
9. Neil Arsenty's Non-Union Mexican Equivalent, 39 pts
9. Delicious Malort, Bitterest of the Bitter Liquors. So Tempting. What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts
12. Aaron: Then They Gave Me Back All My Pens and Kicked Me Out of Simpsons Trivia. / Aaron's Wife: Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Back Up a Bit Now... When is the Pizza Coming in the Mail?, 38.5 pts
13. Steve Sax Quartet, 38 pts
14. Whenever the Wind Whistles Through the Leaves, This Team Will Think, "Lawson, Lawson...", 37.5 pts
15. The Benevenstancianos Feat. Blue Shirt Bart, 35.5 pts
15. Why Would They Come to Trivia Just to Boo Us?, 35.5 pts
17. All We Have to Do is Go Down to the Pound and Get a New Co-Host, 35 pts
18. Discovery Channel, 34.5 pts
19. Can I Borrow a Teammate?, 34 pts
20. Christ Punchers, 33.5 pts
21. Neil, That Crazy Lady That Lives Inside Pizzeria Serio Attacked Me Again / That's Not the Way She Tells It., 32.5 pts
22. The King Biscuit Flour Hour, 30 pts
23. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College: Seriously Baby, We Can Prescribe Anything We Want, 29 pts
24. Malaise Forever, 28 pts
25. Stop Remembering TV, and Get Back to Trivia, 28 pts
26. Non-Threatening Boys Magazine, 23.5 pts
27. This Trivia Team Name's Wasted on An Idiot Like You, 23 pts
28. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 22 pts
28. Are "Poo" and "Ass" Taken?, 22 pts
28. Dental Plan!, 22 pts
31. Saxamaphones, 19.5 pts
32. The Sex Cauldrons, 18.5 pts
33. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 18 pts
34. Amanda Huggenkiss, 17 pts
35. Flancrest Enterprises, 16.5 pts
36. Up Yours, Children!, 13.5 pts
37. No Homers Club, 9.5 pts
38. Enjoy the Ferris Wheel or Whatever This Is,    7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Lenny, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Homophones

EPISODES : Mayored to The Mob, Marge on the Lam, Homer the Smithers

WINNERS : Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena - 45.5 pts

2. The Team That'll Be Spending Their Summer Vacation in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport - 41 pts

3. We Have a Better Game, It's Called Whipping Cupcakes - 39.5 pts

4. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - 38 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37 pts

6. The Faaalaaaaming Moes - 36 pts

7. The Citizens Commitee On Moral Hygiene - 32.5 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

9. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Adrian's Revenge - 10.5 pts

11. Eat My Krusty Shorts - 2 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - April Edition x 2!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Sideshow Bob, Comic Strips

EPISODES : So Its Come To This, A Simpsons Clip Show Another Simpsons Clip Show , All Singing, All Dancing

WINNERS : Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte - 42.5 pts

2. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Win is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends...and I have an Inquisitive Temperament! - 42 pts

3. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 40.5 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts

5. Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6.Alright Listen Up You Little FREAKS! The Fun Stops Here, You're Gonna Shut Your Stinkin' Traps and Behave DAMMIT. This Is One Substitute Trivia Host You're Not Gonna SCREW With! AMY BOWMAN! - 30 pts

7. Dogs That Were Mistakenly Issued Major Credit Cards and Others Who Weren't So Lucky - 25.5 pts

8. Don't You Hate Pants?!? - 22 pts

9. Oh No You Don't! That Trivia Is MINE! - 18.5 pts

10. Jess & Friends - 13 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Lousy Smarch Edition x 2 2023

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Barney Gumble, Holidays!

EPISODES : Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment, Treehouse of Horror VI

WINNERS : Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers - 46.5 pts

2. A Good Average Trivia Team With No Particular Hopes or Dream - 45 pts

3. Ladies & Gentlemen, What You Are Seeing From This Team Is A Total Disrespect For What Simpsons Trivia Stands For. All This Drinking, Violence, Destruction of Property...Are These The Things We Think of When We Think of The Dive Shop? - 41.5 pts

3. Trivia?! SHAZAM!! - 41.5 pts

3. Tis A Fine Trivia Team But Tis No Pool, English - 41.5 pts

6. President Francois Mitterand's Table - 38.5 pts

7. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 37 pts

7. Soon We'll Be Queens of Summertime! - 37 pts

10.. Several Fine Young Men Who I'm Sure Are Gonna Go Far - 36 pts

11. Let The Alcohol Pay the Alcohol Tax, I Pay The Homer Tax! - 31.5 pts

12. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 25 pts

13. Team Bonerland - 18.5 pts