Thursday, May 25, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition x 2!

 




LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Lenny, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Homophones

EPISODES : Mayored to The Mob, Marge on the Lam, Homer the Smithers

WINNERS : Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Porters of Profoundly Pressing Packages of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasedena - 45.5 pts

2. The Team That'll Be Spending Their Summer Vacation in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport - 41 pts

3. We Have a Better Game, It's Called Whipping Cupcakes - 39.5 pts

4. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - 38 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37 pts

6. The Faaalaaaaming Moes - 36 pts

7. The Citizens Commitee On Moral Hygiene - 32.5 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

9. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Adrian's Revenge - 10.5 pts

11. Eat My Krusty Shorts - 2 pts

Thursday, April 27, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - April Edition x 2!

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Sideshow Bob, Comic Strips

EPISODES : So Its Come To This, A Simpsons Clip Show Another Simpsons Clip Show , All Singing, All Dancing

WINNERS : Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte


**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Phil's A Whiz With Cold Drinks, Aren't You Phil? Our Team's Never Really Understood Lemonade; Not Our Forte - 42.5 pts

2. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Win is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends...and I have an Inquisitive Temperament! - 42 pts

3. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 40.5 pts

4. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts

5. Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6.Alright Listen Up You Little FREAKS! The Fun Stops Here, You're Gonna Shut Your Stinkin' Traps and Behave DAMMIT. This Is One Substitute Trivia Host You're Not Gonna SCREW With! AMY BOWMAN! - 30 pts

7. Dogs That Were Mistakenly Issued Major Credit Cards and Others Who Weren't So Lucky - 25.5 pts

8. Don't You Hate Pants?!? - 22 pts

9. Oh No You Don't! That Trivia Is MINE! - 18.5 pts

10. Jess & Friends - 13 pts

Thursday, March 23, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Lousy Smarch Edition x 2 2023

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Barney Gumble, Holidays!

EPISODES : Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment, Treehouse of Horror VI

WINNERS : Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Hey Aren't You That Team Everyone Hates? Oh My NO! We're the Kwik E Mart Gougers - 46.5 pts

2. A Good Average Trivia Team With No Particular Hopes or Dream - 45 pts

3. Ladies & Gentlemen, What You Are Seeing From This Team Is A Total Disrespect For What Simpsons Trivia Stands For. All This Drinking, Violence, Destruction of Property...Are These The Things We Think of When We Think of The Dive Shop? - 41.5 pts

3. Trivia?! SHAZAM!! - 41.5 pts

3. Tis A Fine Trivia Team But Tis No Pool, English - 41.5 pts

6. President Francois Mitterand's Table - 38.5 pts

7. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 37 pts

7. Soon We'll Be Queens of Summertime! - 37 pts

10.. Several Fine Young Men Who I'm Sure Are Gonna Go Far - 36 pts

11. Let The Alcohol Pay the Alcohol Tax, I Pay The Homer Tax! - 31.5 pts

12. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 25 pts

13. Team Bonerland - 18.5 pts













Thursday, February 23, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Valentine's Edition x 2 2023

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Patty Bouvier, Homer & Marge Romantic Moments

EPISODES : I'm With Cupid, I Love Lisa, A Milhouse Divided 

WINNERS: Conformco Brain Deprogrammers 

(tied for 1st however they showed up in a snow storm so they're the new champions

 based on the 2 sweetest words in the English language)


**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 47.5 pts

1. Alright Ladies, This Team Describes Themselves As a Big Thirsty Teddy Bear. Say Hello To The Kwik E Mart Gougers - 47.5 pts

3. Ah Sweet Pity. Where Would Our Team's Love Life be Without It? - 45.5 pts

4. We Need A New Team Name, Something Like Kwik E Mart Gougers, But Not So Lame - 45 pts

5. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 44 pts

6. According to the Gaaaaaschromatigraph, The Secret to Winning Simpsons Trivia is...Love?? Alright, Who's Been Screwing With This Thing? - 39.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 38 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 36 pts

9. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 22.5 pts

10. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and My Butt Smells aaaaaand I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 18 pts

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

February 13, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Barney Gumble, Movies
Episodes:
Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!
Best Team Name: A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment

1. (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!, 48.5 pts
2. Kissing This Team Would Be Like Kissing Some Divine Ashtray, 45.5 pts
3. Tonight on Eye on Chicago, The World's First Two-Story Simpsons Trivia ("Oh God, Stop!"), 44 pts
4. More Trivia Means More Iron, 43.5 pts
5. (Read in a High Voice) We're Sir Lose a Lot, The Team that Loves to Lose, 43 pts
6. Lousy Smarch Weather, 42.5 pts
7.
A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment, 42 pts
7. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Groin-Grabbingly Transcendent, 39.5 pts
10. Damn Wiener Kids, 39 pts
10. If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Pizza at Trivia, He Would Have Made Gluttony a Sin, 39 pts
12. Gambletron 2000, 38.5 pts
13. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Serio, But You Got a Pizza That Won't Quit. They Got This Simpsons Trivia Hereaeoinoeanofiaon… $5?! Get Outta Here, 37 pts
14. Why Would We Want to Marry Our Cousins? Cuz They're So Attractive, 35.5 pts
15. Attractive Cousins, 34.5 pts
16. Sega Genesis Chalmers, 33.5 pts
17. Bagged Me a Homer Tonight, 31 pts
18. That's One Fine Looking Trivia Team. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That?, 29 pts
19. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 28.5 pts
20. My Mom Thinks My Trivia Team is Cool, 27.5 pts
21. Oh My Lord, Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 24 pts
21. Two Grapes, 24 pts
23. Arnie Pie in the Chi, 16.5 pts
24. Free Pizza? No, Money Down!, 15 pts
25. This Trivia Team Has Been Selected to Represent the School at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheridan Hotel in Canada, 4 pts

Thursday, January 26, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Squeaky Voiced Teen, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Cakes)

EPISODES : 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Gets Famous, Marge Vs The Monorail

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTAND ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus - 48 pts

2. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless - 46.5 pts

3. A Large Matt Smith-Like Animal, Most Likely Matt Smith, Has Wandered Down From the Hills in Search of Cocktails or Perhaps Employment - 45.5 pts

4. Remember That Time We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? - 40 pts

4. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, Chris! It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheaval! - 40 pts

6. The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia - 37 pts

7. Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 33.5 pts

8. These Trivia Nights Are Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until We Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 27 pts

9. The Dogs With the Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You - 21.5 pts

10. Can We Borrow a Feeling - 3 pts

10. The Fickle A-Holes - 3 pts

12. The Scorpios - NIL

Thursday, December 15, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 




LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Marge's Cooking, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lyrics

EPISODES :  Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, In Marge We Trust

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1.  Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia - 48 pts

2. Eastern Europe's Favourite Simpson's Trivia Team-Worker and Parasite! - 43 pts

3. Well, Reverend Brazeau, We Were Talked into Doing an Event Called The Simpsons Trivia. But Our Hips Slipped and Our… Team’s Buttocks Came Into Contact With the Buttocks of Another Young Team! - 40 pts

4. Comet....Cupid....Donna Dixon? - 39 pts

5. Christmas Trees for Matt Smith and Bloody Spearheads for Chris - 38.5 pts

6. My trivia team's name is also Bort - 35 pts

7. Hey! Dive Shop! Time for Chili! - 34.5 pts

8. The B Sharps - 28.5 pts

9. I Don't Want to Name My *Damn* Trivia Team - 27 pts