July 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz N The Hood, Bart Carny
Categories: Martin Prince, Movies
Winner: Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys
Press Clippings:

Global TV News, Toronto
http://www.globaltoronto.com/video/the+simpsons+bomb+shelter/video.html?v=2254948554&p=1&s=dd#video

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys, 49 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
3. 'Tis A Fine Team, But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English, 47 pts
3. One Team REALLY Seems to Love The Speedo Guy, 47 pts
5. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
6. We'll Show YOU Inanimate!, 45.5 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43.5 pts
8. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Backwards Through Time, 43.5 pts
10. Remember When Your Dog Ate My Goldfish, And You Lied And Said I Didn't Have Any Goldfish? Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 43 pts
11. People Who Look Like Things, 42 pts
11. Fork & Spoon Operators, 42 pts
11. Some Guys From MIT Who Think Captain Picard Is Better Than Captain Kirk, 42 pts
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 41.5 pts
15. Night Boat: You Don't Have To Yell, He's All Around You, 41 pts
15. Saint Sebastian's Schol For Wicked Girls, 41 pts
17. The Itchy Lot, 40.5 pts
17. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without, 40.5 pts
17. This Year, Give Her English Muffins, 40.5 pts
20. Stupider Like A Fox, 40 pts
20. The Bad Neighbors, 40 pts
22. Hail Ants: Martin Prince, 39 pts
22. Never Try, 39 pts
22. Put Some Ardor In Your Larder with Our Energizing, Moisturizing, Tantalizing, Romanticizing, Surprising, Her-prizing, Revitalizing Teeeaam Naaame, 39 pts
25. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
26. (Dignity), 38 pts
26. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 38 pts
28. The Menthol Mooses, 37.5 pts
28. The Queens of Summertime...We Mean Kings! Kings!, 37.5 pts
28. Go Banana!, 37.5 pts
31. I Don't Know What Kind Of Trivia You Have Planned For Tonight, But Count Me Out, 36.5 pts
32. Truck-A-Saurus, featuring Marlon Brando as John Truckasaurus, 36 pts
33. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 35.5 pts
33. This Team Gets 40 Rods To The Hog's Head, And That's The Way We Likes It, 35.5 pts
33. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 35.5 pts
36. Don't You Hate Pants?, 34 pts
37. Space Coyotes, 33.5 pts
38. Thrillho, 33 pts
39. Two Minus Three Equal Negative Fun, 32.5 pts
39. Springfield's Young Hip Power Couples Like Me And Debbie Pinson, 32.5 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 32 pts
42. Salad Friend Winners, 31.5 pts
42. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31.5 pts
44. Ajax Steel Mill, 28 pts
44. The Close Talkers, 28 pts
46. Can Superman Outrun The Flash?, 26 pts
47. The Goggles Do Nothing, 25.5 pts
48. The Up And At Thems, 25 pts
49. It's A Door: Use It!, 22.5 pts
49. The Ruddigers, 22.5 pts
50. Prince Skipper Skipple, or Primnipple Skimster, 19 pts51. Flaming Moe's, 18.5 pts
51. The Squirrel-Squashing Deer-Smackers, 18.5 pts
53. Kwik-E-Smarts, 15 pts
53. The Winners of the Milhouse 500, 15 pts
55. Missing Simpsons Trivia: That's A Paddling, 11.5 pts
56. No One Must Know We Dropped Our Glasses In The Toilet. Not Us, The Team That Drafted The Paris Peace Accord, 9.5 pts
56. Your Bra Bomb Better Work, Nerdlinger, 9.5 pts

June 12, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, Bart's Comet
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations & Getaways
Winner: The Dreaded Rear Admirals
Press Clippings:

Toronto Standard
Feature: A Perfectly Cromulent Trivia Night
http://www.torontostandard.com/culture/a-perfectly-cromulent-trivia-night

Final Standings:
1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
2. We Are Not All Vibrant, Fun-Loving Sex Maniacs. Many of Us Are Bitter, Resentful Individuals Who Remember the Good Old Days When Pub Trivia Was Bland and Inoffensive, 45 pts
4. The Gay Robots from Stars Wars, 44.5 pts
5. This Team Is Part of Us All. A Part of Us All. A Part of Us All! Sorry To Repeat Ourselves But It’ll Help You Remember, 42.5 pts
5. Up Yours, Children, 42.5 pts
5. A Fridge Too Far, 42. 5 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
10. What Time and How Burnt?, 40.5 pts
11. The Itchy Lot, 40 pts
11. The Wee Turtles, 40 pts
13. Robert Goulet Destroyers, 39 pts
14. Ayn Rand School for Tots Class of ’89, 38.5 pts
14. Krusty Brand Imitation Team Name, 38.5 pts
14. The Cast from the 1971 Film “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and great ‘Frisco Freakout’’, starring Troy McClure, 38.5 pts
17. Shroud of Turin Beach Towels, 38 pts
18. Mad About Shoe, 37.5 pts
18. We’re So Smart, They Hooked Us Up to a Big Computer, To Try To Teach It Some Things, but We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded and Then It Got Really Hot and Caught On Fire, 37.5 pts
20. Grown Up Nerds Like Gore Vidal, 36 pts
21. Naming Your Team: That's A Paddling, 35 pts
21. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (That's Bad), 35 pts
23. Hepped Up On Goofballs, 34.5 pts
23. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos!, 34.5 pts
25. Never Try, 34 pts
26. Milpool, 33.5 pts
27. Here Comes The Metric System, 33 pts
27. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
29. Johnny Deformed, 32 pts
29. Young Women Are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them To Think They Can, 32 pts
31. No Fires!, 31.5 pts
31. The Düffs, from Sweden, 31.5 pts
33. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 31 pts
34. Excuse Me, Our Team Is Also Named Bort, 30.5 pts
35. Armin's Copy of Swank, 27.5 pts
36. Our Team’s Parents Were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon, 24 pts
36. Ku Klux Klam, 24 pts
38. So, This Team Heard You Don't Like The Old-Time Bikes, 22 pts
39. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 17.5 pts
40. The Walking Clocks, 15.5 pts
40. You Mean There Really Is A Bart?, 15.5 pts
42. Bort, 14.5 pts
42. This Team Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun...Now, 14.5 pts
44. Bullfrogs? That’s A Funny Name. I’d Have Called 'Em Chazzwazzers!, 9.5 pts
44. Ugly Doris, 9.5 pts

June 7, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Barney, Vehicles
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents
Press Clippings:


Time Out New York
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/new-york-citys-best-trivia-nights


Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 44 pts
2. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 43.5 pts
2. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 43.5 pts
4. I Think That We're Called 'The Team That Couldn't Slow Down', 42 pts
5. Brad Storch, 37.5 pts
5. Rowdy Roddy Peeper, 37.5 pts
5. The Greatest Team Ever Hula-ed, 37.5 pts
8. Krudler, 37 pts
9. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 36.5 pts
10. Mrs. Pommelhorse, 35.5 pts
11. Some Kind Of Non-Giving-Up Guys, 32 pts
12. Dialing Wands, 30.5 pts
13. Captain Wacky (Later Renamed Homer), 30 pts
13. Precious Cans, 30 pts
15. Pin Pals, 29.5 pts
15. The Magical Men From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 29.5 pts
17. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
18. Hortense The Mull-Faced Doll, 28 pts
18. You Mean Serberus?, 28 pts
20. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad, 27 pts
21. Nevin R. Johnson, 25 pts
22. Scouse Colonials, 24.5 pts
23. Foolish Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie!, 24 pts
24. Nuke The Whales, 22.5 pts
25. Team Dangerous Emissions Supervisor, 19 pts
26. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 18.5 pts
27. Fartacus, 13 pts
28. The Be Sharps, 12.5 pts
29. Winners 4 Superman, 11.5 pts
30. The Kitten Whisperers aka Young Garnier Fructis, 4 pts
30. Yvan Eht Nioj, 4 pts
32. We Need The Kwik-E-Mart, 3 pts

May 8, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge

Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, The Springfield Connection, Mother Simpson

Categories: Mayor Quimby, Toys & Games
Winner: The Beer Barons

Final Standings:

1. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
2. Cue Ball, Eight Ball, Twelve Ball and Cue Ball, 45.5 pts
2. If The Ayatollah Can't Have It, NO ONE CAN, 45.5 pts
2. The Piano Tuners Local 412, 45.5 pts
2. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Ability To Win Graciously, 45.5 pts
2. Think Of This Team When You're Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 45.5 pts
7. I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea - ME!, 45 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
9. Sticking Together Is What Good Teams Do, 41.5 pts
9. We've Tried Ten Team Names And We're All Out Of Ideas, 41.5 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
11. There Are Too Many Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three, 41 pts
13. Up Yours, Children!, 40.5 pts
14. Naming Your Team? That's A Paddling, 39.5 pts

15. Team Discovery Channel, 38.5 pts
15. Leaders Of The Wiener Patrol, Boning Up On Their Nerd Lessons, 38.5 pts
17. Iron Helps Us Play, 36.5 pts
17. This Team Took A Home Winemaking Course And Forgot How To Drive, 36.5 pts
19. La, Ce, Pr, Nd, Pm, Sm, Eu, Gd, Td, Dy, Ho, Er, Tm, Yb, Lu, Am, Cm, Bk, Cf, Es, Fm, Md, No, Lr, Ac, Th, Pa, U, Np, Pu (All Known Lathinides And Actinides), 36 pts
19. The Flying Hellfish, 36 pts
19. The Team That Barely Touched Their Banana Kabooms, 36 pts
22. Stupider Like A Fox, 35.5 pts
22. The Pockets Of The Pocket Fox, 35.5 pts
24. Bonerland Medical Association, 35 pts
24. Here Comes The Metric System, 35 pts
24. Nobody Likes Milhouse, 35 pts
24. The Butthead Memorial Team, 35 pts
28. 3 Little Rory Calhouns, 34 pts
28. Five Bees For A Quarter, 34 pts
30. The Dogs Who Can't Predict Anything, 31.5 pts
31. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31 pts
31. You'll Have To Speak Louder, I'm Wearing A Towel, 31 pts
33. Melvin & The Squirrels, 30.5 pts
34. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team Name, 30 pts
34. Bonerland (The Triumphant Return Of), 30 pts
36. That's Like Telling Gene Krupa Not To Go Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam, 29 pts
37. Eat Up Martha, 28.5 pts
38. Team Fritz Schnackenprefferhausen, 26.5 pts
38. Woozle Wuzzle?, 26.5 pts
40. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, 25 pts
41. Strap In And Feel The Gs, 24.5 pts
42. Pray For Mojo, 23.5 pts
43. Bruce and Lance and Julian, 22.5 pts
43. Uncle Jim's Country Fillin', "Just Squeeze and Swallow", 22.5 pts
45. Ay Carumbas, 20.5 pts
46. Looks Like Good News For Homer Simpsoy, 20 pts
47. Ajax Steel Mill, 19.5 pts
48. Yum Yum Meow Mix B Shape, 15.5 pts
49. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit, 14.5 pts
50. I Am Evil Homer, 14 pts
51. What's That: You Want Me To Drink You? But I'm In The Middle of A Trial, 8.5 pts

May 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Whacking Day, Radioactive Man, Mother Simpson
Categories: Edna Krebappel, Medicine
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 43 pts (Tiebreak winners)
2. Two Wentin and Jollywert *Fart Noise*, 43 pts
3. Yabba Dabba Do! I Like Talking To You, 42.5 pts
4. It's Krusterrific, Johnny Unitas? But Is My Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This? Probably, 41.5 pts
5. Hurricane Chow, 40.5 pts
6. Seniors In The Back, 40 pts
7. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 38.5 pts
8. Half Back Passes To Center, 38 pts
9. Thrillho, 36 pts
9. We Come From Canada And They Think We're Slow, Eh?, 36 pts
11. Do YOU Come With Car, 35.5 pts
12. Bovine University, 33 pts
13. I Voted For Kodos, 29 pts
14. Guarantee Void In Tennessee, 26 pts
15. Sherri But Not Terri, 25.5 pts
16. 1. Where's The Fife. 2. Gimme The Fife, 25 pts
17. c:/dos c:dos/run run/dos/run, 21 pts
18. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 20.5 pts
19. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel, 20 pts
20. Couch Gag, 17 pts
21. Funky See, Funky Do, 15 pts
22. Kippers For Breakfast? Is It St. Swivens' Day Already? 'tis, Said Aunt Helga, 12 pts
23. Pork Patties, 7.5 pts
24. Plow Kings, 5.5 pts

April 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, A Fish Called Selma, Marge In Chains
Categories: Kent Brockman, Rivals
Winner: That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name
Press Clippings:

Huffpost Living Canada

Viral Social Trends: The Latest Must-Try Experiences
Do you know your Shelbyville from your Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook? How about beautiful mutant Leela's family name? As much fun as they are, well-rounded Jeopardy-style trivia nights mixing sports, history, geography and science are so passé. The time has come for niche trivia nights, where the unapologetically nerdy and pop-cultured among us can gather together and geek out over favourite TV shows...and maybe win prizes! Certain niche trivia nights that have garnered a bit of media buzz include Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia and You Guessed It! You Can't Unguess It! Futurama Trivia, both happening regularly in Toronto. Is your city without a niche trivia night? Why not start your own?


Final Standings:

1. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name, 46.5 pts (won tiebreaker)

1. Think Of This Team When You’re Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 46.5 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
3. Flim Springfield, 44.5 pts
4. The FBI Light Opera Society Singing The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 44 pts
4. We Never Realized How Boring This Game Is, 44 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
7. We’re The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
8. That Pier 1 By Pier 17, 39.5 pts
9. Here Comes The Metric System!, 39 pts
9. Up Yours, Children!, 39 pts
11. Eat All Of Our Shirts, 38 pts
11. Melvin & The Squirrels, 38 pts
11. Naming A Team: That’s A Paddling, 38 pts
14. Don’t Call Me Mr. Scorpion, It’s Mr. Scorpio, But Don’t Call Me That Either, 37.5 pts
15. The Team That Barely Touched Its Banana Kabooms, 36.5 pts

16. Bees Are On The What Now?, 36 pts

17. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 35 pts

18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
19. Behold! We Are King Talky Tiki, We Are Your God Now!, 34 pts
19. Daaaaryl….Daaaaaaryl, 34 pts
21. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
22. We Bought This Name At Pink Floyd’s Yard Sale, 32.5 pts
23. Stupid Like A Fox, 32 pts
24. Call Me Mr. Devereaux, 31.5 pts
24. Low Income Nobodies, 31.5 pts

26. Never Try, 31 pts

26. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 31 pts
28. Time To Go Home To My Mansion And Eat My Lobster, 30.5 pts

29. 5 Little Rory Calhouns, 30 pts

30. An All-Star Team of Freelance Terrorists, 28.5 pts
30. Apes A-Poppin’, 28.5 pts

32. I’m Dick Tracy, Now I’m Prune Face, Now I’m Prune Tracy, Now I’m --, 27.5 pts

33. Puke-a-hontas, 27 pts

34. Abortions For All, 26.5 pts

34. Lobsters Stuffed With Tacos, 26.5 pts

36. The Infinite Passion Of Ganisha, 26 pts

37. The Hammock Complex on Third, 25.5 pts

38. General (sic) Klink, 25 pts

39. Mr. Sparkle-o aka The Fishbulbs, 16.5 pts

40. The Gwailo!, 16 pts

41. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 13 pts

42. The D’oh Nuts!!, 12 pts

43. Eye of The Tiger, 8 pts

44. Minecraft, 5 pts

45. Team Anchtuins, 3.5 pts

April 5, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart Gets Famous, Homer The Great, Lisa The Vegetarian
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Literature
Winner: The Whitey Whackers

Final Standings:
1. The Whitey Whackers, 46.5 pts
2. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 45 pts
3. My Geode Must Be Acknowledged, 44.5 pts
3. We're Idaho, 44.5 pts
5. The Jittery Eskimo Firefighters, 44 pts
6. Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, 43 pts
7. The Roy Cohns, 42 pts
8. The Load-Bearing Posters, 41.5 pts
8. Dogs Who Were Mistakenly Issued Credit Cards, 41.5 pts
10. Juggler's Despair, 41 pts
10. First I'll Reach In And Pull My Legs Out With My Arms, Then I'll Pull My Arms Out With My Face, 41 pts
10. Perfectly Cromulent, 41 pts
13. I've Gotta Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors *sound effect*, 40.5 pts
14. Sideshow Raheem, 34 pts
14. The News On Parade Corporation Presents News On Parade Corporation News, 34 pts
14. Endless Possiblyties, 34 pts
17. This Just In: Go To Hell, 33 pts
17. Aagh! My Groin!, 33 pts
19. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
20. Hans Moleman, 27.5 pts
21. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, 27 pts
22. Very Tall Men, 23 pts
23. Kang And My Sister Kodos, 22 pts
23. The Red Things Connected To My Wristwatch, 22 pts
23. Rich Uncle Skeleton, 22 pts
26. The Ruiners (My Sister Likes You), 21.5 pts
27. Capt. Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, 19.5 pts
28. The Stinger, 17.5 pts
29. Misuta Supakoru, 15.5 pts
30. Homer's My Second Dad, 14.5 pts
31. Jawsome, 12 pts
31. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 12 pts
33. Pitt The Elders, 11 pts
34. Lard Lad Donuts, 2 pts
35. The Saskatchewan Roughriders Scored Only 4 Rouges Last Season, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34