Wednesday, June 13, 2012

June 12, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, Bart's Comet
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations & Getaways
Winner: The Dreaded Rear Admirals
Press Clippings:

Toronto Standard
Feature: A Perfectly Cromulent Trivia Night

Final Standings:
1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
2. We Are Not All Vibrant, Fun-Loving Sex Maniacs. Many of Us Are Bitter, Resentful Individuals Who Remember the Good Old Days When Pub Trivia Was Bland and Inoffensive, 45 pts
4. The Gay Robots from Stars Wars, 44.5 pts
5. This Team Is Part of Us All. A Part of Us All. A Part of Us All! Sorry To Repeat Ourselves But It’ll Help You Remember, 42.5 pts
5. Up Yours, Children, 42.5 pts
5. A Fridge Too Far, 42. 5 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts

10. What Time and How Burnt?, 40.5 pts
11. The Itchy Lot, 40 pts
11. The Wee Turtles, 40 pts
13. Robert Goulet Destroyers, 39 pts
14. Ayn Rand School for Tots Class of ’89, 38.5 pts
14. Krusty Brand Imitation Team Name, 38.5 pts
14. The Cast from the 1971 Film “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and great ‘Frisco Freakout’’, starring Troy McClure, 38.5 pts
17. Shroud of Turin Beach Towels, 38 pts
18. Mad About Shoe, 37.5 pts
18. We’re So Smart, They Hooked Us Up to a Big Computer, To Try To Teach It Some Things, but We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded and Then It Got Really Hot and Caught On Fire, 37.5 pts
20. Grown Up Nerds Like Gore Vidal, 36 pts
21. Naming Your Team: That's A Paddling, 35 pts
21. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (That's Bad), 35 pts
23. Hepped Up On Goofballs, 34.5 pts
23. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos!, 34.5 pts
25. Never Try, 34 pts
26. Milpool, 33.5 pts
27. Here Comes The Metric System, 33 pts
27. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
29. Johnny Deformed, 32 pts
29. Young Women Are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them To Think They Can, 32 pts
31. No Fires!, 31.5 pts
31. The DΓΌffs, from Sweden, 31.5 pts
33. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 31 pts
34. Excuse Me, Our Team Is Also Named Bort, 30.5 pts
35. Armin's Copy of Swank, 27.5 pts
36. Our Team’s Parents Were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon, 24 pts
36. Ku Klux Klam, 24 pts
38. So, This Team Heard You Don't Like The Old-Time Bikes, 22 pts
39. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 17.5 pts
40. The Walking Clocks, 15.5 pts
40. You Mean There Really Is A Bart?, 15.5 pts
42. Bort, 14.5 pts
42. This Team Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun...Now, 14.5 pts
44. Bullfrogs? That’s A Funny Name. I’d Have Called 'Em Chazzwazzers!, 9.5 pts
44. Ugly Doris, 9.5 pts

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