February 13, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Another Simpsons Clip Show, Grade School Confidential, Bart After Dark
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Sex
Winner: Ayatollah Assahollah

Final Standings:
1. Ayatollah Assahollah, 49 pts
2. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out, 48.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. The Leader Beans, 46 pts
5. Our Team Engaged In Intercourse With Your Spouse Or Significant Other, 45.5 pts
6. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 45 pts
6. The Men Of the 9th Bearded Infantry, 45 pts
6. We Are Disgusted, 45 pts
6. We're Gettin' Drive Thru and We're Doin' It Twice, 45 pts
10. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
11. Whoop-Dee-Do, Tarantula Town, I'm In Love, 43.5 pts
12. Mr. Putter, 42.5 pts
13. Our Team Name Is Just Like The Other Team Names, But With One Important Difference. Oh, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Team Names, 41 pts
14. 64 Slices Of American Cheese, 40 pts
14. You Have Selected Regicide, 40 pts
16. Never Try, 39.5 pts
17. Don't Ask Me, I'm, Just A Girl, 38 pts
17. Glower Power, 38 pts
17. Nuke The Whales, 38 pts
20. Everything's Coming Up Thrillpool, 37 pts
20. Melvin & The Squirrels, 37 pts
20. Secret Hobo Spices, 37 pts
20. The Team That Took 45 Minutes To Locate Canada On A Map, 37 pts
24. The Soul Mass Transit System, 36.5 pts
25. The Grade A Morons From Bovine University, 36 pts
26. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 35 pts
27. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies, 34.5 pts
27. Mmm...Floor Pie, 34.5 pts
27. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 34.5 pts
30. I May Have Had A Drunken 3-Way With The Host And Got An STD, But YOU Have A Gambling Problem, 34 pts
30. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, 34 pts
30. Johnny?  Johnny?  Joohhnnnyyyy!, 34 pts
33. Something Cutting Edge, Like Cut-Co, Edge Com, Inter Slice, 33.5 pts
34. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 33 pts
35. Watch Out, Laszlo Panaflex, 32 pts
36. Iroquois Twists, 31.5 pts
37. I Fell Off The Jungle Gym And When I Woke Up I Was In Here, 31 pts
38. Our Half-Inflated Dark Lord, 28.5 pts
38. Space Coyote, 28.5 pts
40. Starland Vocal Band, 28 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 26 pts
42. The Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 25 pts
42. Team Discovery Channel, 25 pts
44. My Cat's Name Is Mittens, 22.5 pts
44. Thrillho, 22.5 pts
46. Malibu Stacey's Ex-Husbands Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin, 21 pts
47. Come Back Joey Jo Jo!, 11.5 pts
48. Puppy Goo-Goo, Fetch Me A Dream, 6 pts

February 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Principal Skinner, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Dr. Tongue Has Arrived

Final Standings:
1. Dr. Tongue Has Arrived, 45.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 44.5 pts
3. The Following People Are Gay, 43 pts
4. This Things I Believe, 41.5 pts
5. We Can Hear Pudding, 39.5 pts
5. The Searing Kiss of Hot Lead, How We've Missed You, 39.5 pts
7. I Think Women And Seamen Don't Mix, 38.5 pts
8. I Told You Not To Flush That, 36.5 pts
8. Nobody Ever Suspects The Butterfly, 36.5 pts
8. You Gotta Supply Your Own Knobs, 36.5 pts
11. Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer, 36 pts
11. Nobody Ever Says Italy, 36 pts
13. Hoju, 35 pts
14. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 34 pts
15. Pray For Mojo, 32.5 pts
16. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 31.5 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 27.5 pts
18. Hootie McBoob, 26 pts
19. Frank Grimes And Misdemeanours, 25.5 pts
20. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 24 pts
21. Geese Love Ganders, 21 pts
22. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 18.5 pts
22. Pin Pals, 18.5 pts
24. Xena Needs Xex, 15.5 pts
25. Nahasapeemapetilon, 6 pts
26. I've Got Two Questions: One - Where's The Fife? Two - Gimme The Fife, 0.00001 pts

January 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: $pringfield, The Front, Radioactive Man
Categories: Abe Simpson, Literature
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
3. Two Grapes? Who Cares?, 44.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
5. Globex Corporation - Germ Warfare Division, 43 pts
5. Some Guys Like A Challenge - Not Us!, 43 pts
5. The Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClures: Our Team Name Is Long Enough Without Nahasapeema-whatever, 43 pts
8. Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets All Year Round, 42 pts
9. It's A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 41 pts
10. Hello Mr...Ennals. Us Bad. Need Donuts Now, We Sick, 40.5 pts
11. A Fridge Too Far, 39.5 pts
11. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit And The Body Of A Rabbit, 39.5 pts
13. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 38 pts
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 37.5 pts
15. Needs More Dog, 37 pts
15. Tethered Swimming, 37 pts
15. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 37 pts
18. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 34.5 pts
18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
18. The Citizens Committee on Moral Hygiene, 34.5 pts
18. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 34.5 pts
18. Wolf Whistle. Cat growl. Click Click. Squeaking. Dog Growl. Panting. Barking. Howl. Bibbidy Bibbidy. Hubba Hubba, 34.5 pts
23. Tell Your Mom Her Cookies Suck, 33.5 pts
23. The Egg Advisory Council, 33.5 pts
23. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 33.5 pts
26. Never Try, 33 pts
27. The Beer-Swilling Tube Jockeys, 32.5 pts
28. NYPD Shoes, 32 pts
29. Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires? You Pressed "You", Referring To Me. That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is You, 31.5 pts
29. The Bent Wookies, 31.5 pts
31. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 29.5 pts
32. Too Many Grandmas, 28.5 pts
33. The Globex Corporation, 28 pts
33. P.S. I Am Gay, 28 pts
35. My Trivia Host's Breath Smells Like Trivia Food, 27 pts
35. White Hot Grease Fires Of Pure Entertainment, 27 pts
37. Melvin & The Squirrels, 26.5 pts
38. Gay For Moleman!, 25.5 pts
39. Bonerland, 25 pts
40. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!, 23 pts
40. We're Only Scum A-Compared To Krusty, 23 pts
42. Sperms Of Endearment, 19.5 pts
43. Rich Finally Got His Burger, 18 pts
44. Canadians, 9.5 pts
45. Mellow Out Old Dudes Or I'll Jam This Baby Into The River, 8 pts
46. The Simpsons - Brooklyn Edition. Brooklyn Is Cool, 3 pts
47. D'ohnuts, 2.5 pts

January 5, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Mr. Plow, Mountain of Madness, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
Categories: Grampa Simpson, Politics
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents
Press Clippings:

NY Daily News
Cowabunga! It’s “Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Night” at Berry Park. Categories will include “Edna Krabappel,” and the evening’s emcee, Andrew Ennals, will screen episodes in between rounds to jog everyone’s memories. Winners are given a bottle of champagne. 

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 44.5 pts
2. Just Say Slavery, 44 pts
2. McGarnagle.com, 44 pts
4. Fourth Form Chums, 43 pts
5. Prune Tracy, 41 pts
6. We The Purple, 40.5 pts
7. Bang Bang Bart & The More To Love, 40 pts
8. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention, 39.5 pts
9. Hyeeeessss? Hyeeeesss!, 39 pts
10. Arsonists and Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets Year 'Round, 38.5 pts
11. Krudler, 37.5 pts
12. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 36 pts
13. Sex Cauldron, 35 pts
13. Thrillhau, 35 pts
15. Act 2: Death Drives A Stick, 33.5
16. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 32.5 pts
17. Flintstones Chewable Morphine, 32 pts
18. You Don't Make Friends With Salad, 31 pts
19. The Soul Mass Transit System, 30 pts
20. Dog Kills Cat, Self, 28.5 pts
21. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 26.5 pts
22. No Bathroom, Only Klaukalash, 25.5 pts
23. Freshen Yer Drink Guv'na?, 24.5 pts
24. Avert Your Gaze, 23 pts
24. Oh, I'm Not A Doctor, 23 pts
26. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 22.5 pts
27. Those Who Dwell Within The Rocket House, 19 pts
28. The Black Laser and Company, 17.5 pts
29. Slaughter In The Water, 12.5 pts
30. You'll Practice Me? What Does That Even Mean?, pi pts. (That's what the scoresheet says...)

December 12, 2011 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Homer The Heretic, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Politics
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 48.5 pts
2. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers, a Subsidiary of Mrs. Fields Cookies, 46 pts
3. Fiddle-dee-dee, That Will Require A Tetanus Shot, 44.5 pts
4. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blame, 43 pts
5. The Popes of Chillitown, 42.5 pts
6. Tethered Swimming, 41.5 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 40 pts
8. The Weiner Patrol, 39.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
10. A Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzah, Tip Top Tet, And A Solemn Dignified Ramadan, 38.5 pts
11. Flancrest Enterprises, 37.5 pts
12. Acme Grease and Shovel, 37 pts
12. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 37 pts
12. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat and Mouse Team, 37 pts
16. The Aurora Borealis? At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of Day? In This Part Of The Country? Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen?, 36.5 pts
17. Hail Ants, 36 pts
18. Down With Homework, 35.5 pts
19. Jump The Shark, 35 pts
20. Only A-Scum Compared-A To Krusty, 34.5 pts
20. Shake It Madam! Capital Knockers, 34.5 pts
20. The Best Damn Pet Shop In Town, 34.5 pts
23. Two Perfectly Good Jackets, 34 pts
24. Two Guys From Kabul, 32.5 pts
25. Discovery Channel, 31.5 pts
26. Capital Knockers, 31 pts
27. Never Try, 30 pts
27. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Car, You Have 10 Minutes To Move Your Car, Your Car Has Been Impounded, Your Car Has Been Crushed Into A Cube, You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 30 pts
29. Cashmere Princesses, 29 pts
29. Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge, 29 pts
31. Abortions For All, 27 pts
32. The Denver Bronco-ohs, 26.5 pts
33. Baron Von Herzenberger And The Fun Boys Getting Rooms, 26 pts
34. Your Trivia Has Been Crushed Into A Cube. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 25.5 pts
35. The NY Mets, 25 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 25 pts
37. BMF, 24.5 pts
37. The Annual Gift Men, 24.5 pts
39. The Secretaries Of Partying Down, 21.5 pts
40. The Thompsons, 15 pts
41. Trab Pu Kcip, 14.5 pts

December 1, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Last Exit To Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Sports
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings*:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 49 pts
2. Antoine Bugle Boy & The Counterfeit Jeans Ring, 44.5 pts
3. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 43.5 pts
4. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 42 pts
4. The Answer Is Fries, 42 pts
6. BYOBB - What's That B For? That's A Typo, 40.5 pts
7. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 37.5 pts
8. Emu Farm, 37 pts
8. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 37 pts
10. The Popes of Chilitown, 36 pts
10. Sector 7 G 4 1, 36 pts
12. Larry White, 34.5 pts
13. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 33.5 pts
14. Speedway Squad In Color, 32.5 pts
15. Up And At Them, 31.5 pts
16. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 31 pts
17. Flim Springfield, 30.5 pts
18. The Bartman, 29.5 pts
19. Thrillho, 27 pts
20. The Soul Mass Transit System, 26.5 pts
21. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 25 pts
22. Milpool, 21.5 pts
23. Cesspool On The Potomac, 19 pts
24. Onion Belt, 13.5 pts
25. Dig Up, Stupid, 11 pts
26. Fooforaw or Argle Bargle, 5 pts
27. Oddball Canadian Rules, 4.5 pts

*scores are unofficial; some cross-checking still needed

November 8, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Ballroom, Melody Bar and Art Bar
Episodes: Lisa The Vegetarian, A Streetcar Named Marge, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Categories: Prof. Frink, Military
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. The Always Lovely And Vivacious Head of Kitty Carlisle, 45.5 pts
3. A Name That's Witty At First, But Seems Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 45 pts
4. La Penetrada: The Team That Makes Sex Look Like A Church, 44.5 pts
5. Nuts & Gum: Together At Last!, 43.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
7. Oh No! Beta!, 42 pts
8. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
9. Five Bees For A Quarter, 41 pts
10. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 40 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 38 pts
12. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 38 pts
14. Endut! Hock Hech!, 37 pts
15. Robo-Trumble, 36.5 pts
15. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 36.5 pts
17. The Wee Turtles, 36 pts
18. Dental Coverage: Lisa Requires Braces, 35.5 pts
18. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie And The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 35.5 pts
18. Hired Goons?, 35.5 pts
21. The Ninth Bearded Infantry, 35 pts
21. Worker And Parasite, 35 pts
23. The Big Ear Family, 34.5 pts
24. Rag On A Stick, 34 pts
25. Globex Corporation, 33 pts
25. My Teammates Are Not Communists. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, but We Are NOT Porn Stars, 33 pts
27. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 32.5 pts
28. Damn Weiner Kids, 30 pts
29. Never Try, 29 pts
30. Melvin & The Squirrels, 28.5 pts
31. An Evening With Jimbo, 27.5 pts
32. Duffman! Can't Breathe!, 27 pts
33. Canyonero, 24.5 pts
34. Bonerland, 23 pts
35. Don't Eat Pork, Not Even With A Fork (Can't Touch This!), 20 pts
36. The Bent Wookies, 19 pts
37. Denver Broncooos, 18.5 pts
38. Mothballing Your Battleship, 18 pts
39. Steamed Hams, 13.5 pts
40. Pray For Mojo, 11.5 pts
41. Ow! My Eyeball, 9 pts
42. Spider Legs, 8.5 pts
43. Two Guys From Quantico, 8 pts
44. The Plow Kings, 4 pts
45. The Simpsons, 1 pt