January 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: $pringfield, The Front, Radioactive Man
Categories: Abe Simpson, Literature
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
3. Two Grapes? Who Cares?, 44.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
5. Globex Corporation - Germ Warfare Division, 43 pts
5. Some Guys Like A Challenge - Not Us!, 43 pts
5. The Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClures: Our Team Name Is Long Enough Without Nahasapeema-whatever, 43 pts
8. Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets All Year Round, 42 pts
9. It's A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 41 pts
10. Hello Mr...Ennals. Us Bad. Need Donuts Now, We Sick, 40.5 pts
11. A Fridge Too Far, 39.5 pts
11. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit And The Body Of A Rabbit, 39.5 pts
13. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 38 pts
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 37.5 pts
15. Needs More Dog, 37 pts
15. Tethered Swimming, 37 pts
15. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 37 pts
18. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 34.5 pts
18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
18. The Citizens Committee on Moral Hygiene, 34.5 pts
18. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 34.5 pts
18. Wolf Whistle. Cat growl. Click Click. Squeaking. Dog Growl. Panting. Barking. Howl. Bibbidy Bibbidy. Hubba Hubba, 34.5 pts
23. Tell Your Mom Her Cookies Suck, 33.5 pts
23. The Egg Advisory Council, 33.5 pts
23. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 33.5 pts
26. Never Try, 33 pts
27. The Beer-Swilling Tube Jockeys, 32.5 pts
28. NYPD Shoes, 32 pts
29. Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires? You Pressed "You", Referring To Me. That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is You, 31.5 pts
29. The Bent Wookies, 31.5 pts
31. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 29.5 pts
32. Too Many Grandmas, 28.5 pts
33. The Globex Corporation, 28 pts
33. P.S. I Am Gay, 28 pts
35. My Trivia Host's Breath Smells Like Trivia Food, 27 pts
35. White Hot Grease Fires Of Pure Entertainment, 27 pts
37. Melvin & The Squirrels, 26.5 pts
38. Gay For Moleman!, 25.5 pts
39. Bonerland, 25 pts
40. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!, 23 pts
40. We're Only Scum A-Compared To Krusty, 23 pts
42. Sperms Of Endearment, 19.5 pts
43. Rich Finally Got His Burger, 18 pts
44. Canadians, 9.5 pts
45. Mellow Out Old Dudes Or I'll Jam This Baby Into The River, 8 pts
46. The Simpsons - Brooklyn Edition. Brooklyn Is Cool, 3 pts
47. D'ohnuts, 2.5 pts