WooHoo!Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 16th Anniversary and Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Jay

CATEGORIES : Jay Sherman, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Lyrics to the Monorail Song

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror IV, A Star is Burns, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

WINNERS : I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

*Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. - 41.5 PTS

1. There is One Phrase That Has Dogged Us Throughout Our Trivia Career. "Washed Up". Yet Here We Are, Among the Top 105 Simpsons Trivia Teams at the Jay Today. - 41.5 PTS

3. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 PTS

3. The Team That's Got a Hot Date Tonight... A Date... Dinner With a Friend... Dinner Alone... Watching TV Alone... All Right! This Team is Gonna Sit Home and Ogle the Ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue... Sears Catalogue... Now, Would You Stop Reading This Team Name Already, Please? They Don't Deserve This Kinda Shabby Treatment. - 38.5 PTS

5. This Diorama Cost $80 Million - 34 PTS

5. The Negligent Monsters - 34 PTS

7. A Box! My Trivia Team is a Box! - 31.5 PTS

8. Just When We Were Getting Over Our Chester A. Arthur-itis! - 31 PTS

9. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 23 PTS

10. Flamin' Homer Sexuals - 21 PTS

11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son - 15 PTS

12. Pin Pals - 10.5 PTS

13. Improvident Lackwit's Parents - 0.5 PTS

August 3, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Nicknames
Episodes: The War of the Simpsons, Moaning Lisa, Homerpalooza
Winner: This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown

1. This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown, 45.5 pts
2. Smellin' of Troy!, 43 pts
3. Judging By Mark's Outlandish Attire, He's Some Sort of Free Thinking Anarchist, 42.5 pts
4. What's the Matter, Neil? After 2 or 3 Truly Tasteless Team Names, You're Usually All Over Us. Neil, Please, It's Ten Bucks a Trivia, 41 pts
4. Professor Gas Can, 41 pts
6. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 38.5 pts
6. Of Course, For Safety Reasons, We Never Eat Taylor Farms Lettuce. It's Just Common Sense, 38.5 pts
6. Update: We Control the Birds Now, 38.5 pts
9. Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad?, 38 pts
10. Gloria Vanderbilt, Back for Revenge, 37.5 pts
11. Oh, Mitch McConnell, We'll Thaw You Out the Second They Discover the Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back, 36.5 pts
12. The Finger Thing Means the Taxes, 36 pts
13. Let Hammond Pay the Bears Tax! I Pay the Homer Tax!, 35 pts
14. Pee-Pee Soaked Heckhole, 34 pts
14. Answering Trivia Questions about "What's A Paddlin'?" Oh, You Better Believe That's a Paddlin', 34 pts
16. Mooching War Widows, 26.5 pts
17. Begin the Thawing of Mitch McConnell, 26 pts
18. I Told You We Should've Served Cake Instead of Taylor Farms Lettuce, 25.5 pts
19. 900 Dollary-Doos!, 21.5 pts
20. Die, Trivia, Die, 20.5 pts
21. Mom! Dad! Mitch McConnell's Dead!, 20 pts
22. Hantavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo, 19 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 17 pts
24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 9 pts
24. Sammy Simpsons, 9 pts
26. See My Vest (100% Gorilla Chest), 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Jay

CATEGORIES :  The Blue Haired Lawyer, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Canada Eh?

 EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa the Simpson, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team. - 45 pts

2. The Team That Makes Numerous Threatening References to the Dive Shop and at the End They Repeat "Screw Storm Crow" Over and Over Again - 42.5 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

4. Handsome Homer + 5 - 37.5 pts

5. We've Always Felt There's Far Too Much Hysteria Over So-Called "Cheating" - 37 pts

6. Born To Runner Up - 36 pts

7. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

8. The Ivory Dealers - 32 pts

9. Our Team is Sweating Like Roger Ebert! Chris... You are an Elf... Uncontrollably... I Think... A WE MON YO HO RENGE KYO - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES :  Dr. Nick Riviera, Fathers

EPISODES :  Homer's Phobia, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 43.5 pts

2. Damn Wiener Kids - 40 pts

3. Matt Smith Said Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 37.5 pts

3. Just My Bones And Organs - 37.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 31 pts

7. So It's Come To This : A Simpsons Trivia Team - 27 pts

May 18, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Three Men and a Comic Book
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 47.5 pts

2. Everyone is Talking about Frinkiac "Vibes Code" This and "Upscaling" That! But No One is Saying "DVD" This and "Special Features" That!, 45 pts

3. This Team Has a Puffy Tail, 43 pts

4. Let's Have an Awed Hush Please For This Team's Score, 41.5 pts

5. Wait, Marge, I'm Confused, Is This A Good Team Name or a Bad Team Name? It's a Team Name, That's Enough, 41 pts

5. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 41 pts

7. Trivia Supermen Are Our Superiors, 40.5 pts

8. The Innocent Words of a Drunken Child, 39.5 pts

9. Team Hams, 39 pts

10. I Don't Know Who's President But the Gas Costs $6.49 and 8/10ths. Donny's Dipshit Ass!, 38.5 pts

10. I Bent My Wookie!, 38.5 pts

12. Jeremy's Iron, 37.5 pts

12. If This Team Withholds the Truth May We Go Straight to Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, Where We Will Eat Naught But Burning Hot Pizza and Drink Naught But Burning Hot Cola, 37.5 pts

12. If Any Of You Have Experienced Numbness or Comas, Send Proof of Cruise Ticket and Five Dollars to "Antidote, PO Box 14...", 37.5 pts

15. Sandra, That Was Mean, 36 pts

16. Stern Lecture Plumbing, 32.5 pts

17. Bort to the Future, 32 pts

17. You Stop the War in Iran and I'll Stop Eating Your Lipstick, 32 pts

19. Taxes? I Thought This Was the Line for Metallica!, 31.5 pts

19. Neil? Why He Has Neither the Cranial Capacity Nor the Opposable Digits to Operate a Simpsons Trivia, 31.5 pts

21. Lousy Beatniks, 30.5 pts

22. Hey, Can I Throw Up in Your Bathroom? I'll Play Trivia!, 28.5 pts

23. Professor McGonagall's of Riddick, 26.5 pts

24.  So You Ruined Your Trivia Score, 26 pts

25. Attention Marge Simpson, We've Also Arrested Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 24.5 pts

26. Eye on Springfield, 8 pts

26. Can Someone Please Think of the Children?, 8 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition

 

 LOCATION :   Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Chief Wiggum, Fake News!

EPISODES :  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, Homer Loves Flanders, Lisa the Skeptic

WINNERS : The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79 - 47 pts

2. But You Don't Know This Team. I Mean, They're So Smart, They Were Hooked Up To A Big Computer To Try To Teach It Some Things But They Had SO Much Knowledge, It Overloaded And Then It Got Really Hot And Caught On Fire - 46 pts

3. Us? Simpsons Trivia Winners? This Is The Greatest Country In The World, Its Got A System Set Up to Prevent Us From Ever Being Trivia Winners! - 44 pts

4. Ayatollah Rasmarrah and His Cadre of Fanatics - 42.5 pts

5. Designated Drivers: The Life Saving Nerds - 39.5 pts

6. We Haven't Changed Since High School and Suddenly We're Uncool - 38.5 pts

7. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

8. Queens of Summertime - 29.5 pts

9. The Flying Hellfish - 19.5 pts

10. Project Bootstrap - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Ned Flanders, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Star Wars

EPISODES : The Springfield Files, You Only Move Twice, Homer the Great

WINNERS : I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon - 46.5 pts

2. Freezer Geezers - 45.5 pts

3. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Hey Chris, Did You Know That There's a Direct Correlation Between the Decline of Other Teams and the Return of the Kwik E Mart Gougers? Think About It. - 45 pts

4. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town! - 42.5 pts

5. Ms. Brazeau, This Team Can Process 9 Correct Trivia Questions Per Event. Did You Really Think You Could Fool Them? - 42 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

7. The Sensitive Yet Unfortunately Title Team "Pukeahontas" - 38.5 pts

8. Nobody Ruins Trivia But Us and Maybe the Boy - 37.5 pts

9. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention #2 - 37 pts

10. THRILLHO - 34.5 pts

11. The Well Wishers - 33 pts

12. Put It In "H"! - 27 pts

13. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention - 20 pts

14. St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls - 19.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Comic Book Guys, Homer's Odd Jobs

EPISODES : Deep Space Homer, Marge Vs The Monorail, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment

WINNERS : Secretaries of Partying Down

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Secretaries of Partying Down - 44.5 pts

2.  Apparently The Disturbing Odor WAS The Team... - 43.5 pts

3.  Cadillac Lounge. Gladstone. Dive Shop. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you want to host Simpsons Trivia at the Storm Crow Manor - 41.5 pts

4.  A Pack of Mangy, Cud-Chewing Ugly Goats - 39.5 pts

5.  The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts

6.  The Well Wishers - 38.5 pts

7.  On The Other Hand, Who’s To Say What’s Right These Days What With All Our Modern Ideas and Products? (Angry looks) All Right We’ll Give Stupid Matt Smith To The Stupid Animal Refuge - 37 pts

8.  Ganesh Is Graceful - 34.5 pts

9.  Handsome Howard Lau Plus 3 - 31 pts

10.  My Team Name is also Bort - 20 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - February Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Burns & Smithers Romance, Butts

EPISODES : I Love Lisa, I'm With Cupid, War of the Simpsons

WINNERS : This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith(TIE BREAKER WINNERS!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith - 46. 5 PTS

1. We Will Not Accept Any Trivia Team Names, Answers or Valentine's Related to Yo-Yos! - 46.5 PTS

3. The Head Bee Guys - 45.5 PTS

4. The Well Wishers - 45 PTS

5. The Raging Yin to Their Sober Yang - 42.5 PTS

6. Apu Nahasapa.....Just Moe - 40.5 PTS

6. It's Not Rocket Science! It's Brain Surgery! - 40.5 PTS

February 9, 2026 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Mr. Burns, Music
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Rumpy Dopplegangers, 46.5 pts

2. Not to Worry, Neil. We've Rigged the Trivia. They're All Questions that Communists Never Lose, 42 pts

3. Love in the Time of Scurvy, 41 pts

4. Bad Bunny's Guide to You Know What, 40.5 pts

5. Voices of the Elderly, 40 pts

6. Call Us Dr. Cheeks Because We're a Little Behind, 39 pts

6. Straight from the Streets of Sussex, 39 pts

6. The First Non-Brazilian People to Play Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts

9. Then Why Did I Have the Super Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have the Super Bowl?, 38 pts

10. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last, 37.5 pts

11. Bad Bunny Didn't Ruin the Super Bowl by Giving In to His Throbbing Biological Urges, 37 pts

12. I Told You Neil was Soft on Full Frontal Nudity, 33.5 pts

13. The New Shebangs Featuring Big Timmy, 33 pts

14. Hey, This Federal Agency May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled But... What Was the Third Thing You Said?, 31.5 pts

15. The Island of Dr. Hibbert, 30.5 pts

16. Neil, You Can't Ruin Another Love Day!, 29.5 pts

17. I've Learned that Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Trump was Dead, 28.5 pts

18. Howl of the Unappreciated, 28 pts

19. We Know Where Uter Is!, 26 pts

20. You Just Don't Understand AI Football Commercials, Marge, 25.5 pts

21. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board, 24.5 pts

22. Like, You Know, Whatever, 23.5 pts

23. Milpool, 21 pts

24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 13.5 pts

24. She's the Fastest, 13.5 pts

26. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Milhouse, Birthdays!

EPISODES :  The Homer They Fall, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet - 46 pts

2. We Wonder Where All The Rats Will Go - 44.5 pts

3. We May Be Ugly and Hatefilled but um...What Was That Third Thing? - 42.5 pts

4. The Drunken Gamblers - 41 pts

5. 3 Money No Kids - 40 pts

6. The Well Wishers - 39.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

8. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention - 22.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Power Plant Employees, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - The Colour Brown

EPISODES : Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Lemon of Troy

WINNERS : Too Much Pie, That's Our Problem

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Too Much Pie, That's Our Problem - 44 pts

2. A Realistic, Down-To-Earth Team, That's Completely Off the Wall and Swarming with Magic Robots - 38 pts

3. Damn Hell Ass Kings! - 35.5 pts

4. The Well Wishers - 33.5 pts

5. No Homer's Club - 32.5 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Mr. Burns, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Yoga Poses

EPISODES : Homer at the Bat, Viva Ned Flanders, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : We Don't Want to Sound Pretentious Here, But Chris and Matt Comprise a Dramaturgical Dyad

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. We Don't Want to Sound Pretentious Here, But Chris and Matt Comprise a Dramaturgical Dyad - 47 pts

2. The Team That is Too Old to Go on a Date With Phil on the Same Night They're Supposed to Marry Matt Smith Without Chris Brazeau Knowing - 42.5 pts

3. The Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 39 pts

3. The Team With the Name That Sounds Witty at First... - 39 pts

5. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

6. Ugh... Unnn... Well, You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like...!! - 32.5 pts

October 27, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Uter, Money
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism

1. Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism, 45.5 pts (tie-breaker win)
1. Bad Corpse! Bad Corpse!, 45.5 pts
3. The Team with an Irregularity... A MONSTROUS Irregularity, 45 pts
4. The Throbbing Biological Urges, 44.5 pts
5. The Treehouse of Horror Team Name That Was a Well Thought-Out Piece of Non-Claptrap That Never Made Me Want to Wretch, 44 pts
6. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching Game 3 of the World Series. / They Won't Get to Play Simpsons Trivia Tonight, 43.5 pts 
7. Now, Let's All Celebrate with a Cool Glass of Tariff Juice, 41 pts
7. This Answer Sheet is Also Cursed (That's Bad), 41 pts
7. This Trivia May Contain Potassium Benzoate, 41 pts
10. Read the Other Question, The Non-Duck One, 40.5 pts
11. Hail Ants!, 40 pts
12. There's an Empty Hole I've Always Had Inside Me. I Tried to Fill It with Family, Religion, and Community Service. But Those Dead Ends: I Think Trivia is the Answer, 39.5 pts
13. Dial 2 For Zombies, Then the Pound Sign, Then 4-8-3, We'll Do the Rest, 38.5 pts
13. My Trivia Team is Also Named Bort, 38.5 pts
15. Roscoe's Steel Mill, 37 pts
16. Sloppy Jimbos, 36 pts
16. The Simpsons Costume Contest is a Yearly Custom That has Become an Annual Tradition, 36 pts
16. There's No Way We Can Beat Those Teams. They're the Jack Nicholson of the Simpsons Trivia Circuit, 36 pts
19. By Cutting Off Disney+ and the Pizza Supply, I Can Ensure an Honest Winter's Trivia Out of These Lowlives, 31 pts
19. WE GOT BEETS!!, 31 pts
21. Intergalactic Hussies, 27 pts
22. Why Are We Getting Dressed Up, Mom? Are We Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia? / Well, You Might Say We're Going to the Best Trivia in the Universe. / So, We're Not Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia, 26.5 pts
23. The Be Sharps, 26 pts
24. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 25.5 pts
24. The Electric Gigolos, 25.5 pts
26. Put It in H!, 24.5 pts
27. Cursed Frogurt, 23.5 pts
28. Candy Apple Islanders, 21.5 pts
28. Oh Boy, This Trivia Night is Gonna Get Worse Before It Gets Better, 21.5 pts
30. A Trivia's Team's Name That's Witty at First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 20 pts
31. I'd Sell My Soul for a Donut, 19.5 pts
31. Mr. Hutz, Your Ad Says "Piss Off ICE!" / Oh, They Got This All Screwed Up, It Should Say, "Piss off, ICE!", 19.5 pts
33. Fishbulbs, 14 pts
34. Inanimate Carbon Todd, 13 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Kang&Kodos, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Monster Mash Lyrics

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror 8, Treehouse of Horror 10 , Treehouse of Horror 3

WINNERS : Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together! - 46.5 pts

2. The "Blood"matic Grampas - 44.5 pts

3. Help! Our Trivia Team are Nerds - 43.5 pts

4. The Little S.O.B.'s - 42 pts

5. Batman and Magellan - 33.5 pts

6. Badger My Ass, It's Probably Milhouse! - 30.5 pts

7. And I Contend That Those Tourists Were Decapitated Before They Entered Simpsons Trivia Night at the Dive Shop - 25.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition!

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Edna Krabappel, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Best Picture Oscar Winners

EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa's Rival, The PTA Disbands!

WINNERS : This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out - 42.5 pts

2. Disgruntled Goat, Rich Uncle Skeleton & The Dinner Dogs - 41.5 pts

3. The Team That Got Matt Smith's Picture on America's Most Wanted - 37 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts

5. The Egg Advisory Council - 34 pts

5. Ganesh is Graceful - 34 pts

7. The Dash Dingos - 25 pts

 

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 15th Anniversary Show & Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Bart-isms, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!( Traditional Anniversary Gifts! )

EPISODES : Deep Space Homer, Cape Feare, Summer of 4'2"

WINNERS : Rapping Rabbis

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos AND videos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. Rapping Rabbis - 46.5 pts

2. Chris, I Know You Didn't Believe Me About the Vending Machines, That's Why I Had the Fireman Write Me a Note. "Ms. Brazeau: While We Were Rescuing Your Trivia Team a Lumberyard Burned Down - 43.5 pts

3. Our Team Has Been Called "Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Pug Fugly" But Never "Ugly-Ugly" - 43 pts

4. Forget About the Trivia! When Do We Get the Freakin' Guns! - 39.5 pts

4. The Team With American Currency - 39.5 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 pts

7. I Want to See You Teams Fighting! For Chris and Matt's Love! Fight Fight Fight Fight! - 38 pts

7. The Guff-Speaking Work-Slackers - 38 pts

9. Two Independent Thought Alarms - 28.5 pts

10. The Well Wishers - 27 pts

11. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit - 20.5 pts

12. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 9 pts

August 11, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Grampa Simpson, TV Shows
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One), Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part Two)
Winner: Local Team Loses Pants, Trivia

1. Local Team Loses Pants, Trivia, 43.5 pts

2. It's Your Fault I'm Bald, 41 pts

3. Chicago Finances are Second Only to Charlotte, Grand Rapids, Providence... Well, All of New England. But You Can Thank Your Lucky Stars We Don't Live in Newark!, 39 pts

3. Lousy Smarch Weather, 39 pts

5. Moochin War Widows, 38.5 pts

6. A Load of Rich, Creamery Butter, 37.5 pts

6. Pizzeria Serio, Can you Set the Pizza Oven to Cold?, 37.5 pts

8. Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, Our Championship Trivia Team, and Owen, but Not Neil, 36.5 pts

9. 40% More Rooting Tooting, 36 pts

10. Carl = Black, Lenny = White, 35 pts

11. Ever So Many Romantic Misunderstandings, 34 pts

11. Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 34 pts

13. Rob and Jake, Smiling Politely, 29.5 pts

14. Chez Guevara, 28 pts

15. Lousy Beatniks, 27.5 pts

16. My Team is Also Named Bort, 26.5 pts

17. Dear Neil, As I Write This, I am Very Sad. Our PBS Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT PRESIDENT TRUMP! ALL HAIL TRUMP!, 25.5 pts

17. The Boo-Urns, 25.5 pts

19. The Intellectual Junta Known as the Bright Pack, 25 pts

20. Ya Know It's Kinda Funny - The Only Thing That Survived Lollapalooza Were the Family Tombstones, 24.5 pts

21. Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, 24 pts

21. Oh Boy, This is Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better, 24 pts

23. Seymour Butz, 23.5 pts

24. Y6LE, 22.5 pts

25. Godspeed Little Doodle, 16.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Troy McClure, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Canadian Cities!)

EPISODES : Bart Gets Famous, King Size Homer, Black Widower

WINNERS : Now This Team Reading Technology Is New To Me, But I'm Pretty Sure That's This Team Rotating Slowly In The Oven. Their Body Temperature Has Risen To Over 400 Degrees. They're Literally Stewing In Their Own Juices

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Now This Team Reading Technology Is New To Me, But I'm Pretty Sure That's This Team Rotating Slowly In The Oven. Their Body Temperature Has Risen To Over 400 Degrees. They're Literally Stewing In Their Own Juices - 40 pts

2. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All Star! And One of The SweatHogs! - 39.5 pts

3. Jeremy Irons Helps Us Play - 35 pts

4. Yo, Um, Our Team Went To Trivia and Must’ve, Like, Fallen On A Storyteller and Some Bam Bam Cauliflower And Lt, Like, Drove Itself Into Our Guts - 34 pts

5. We Said No To Springbyington - 33.5 pts

5. The Well Wishers - 33.5 pts

May 19, 2025 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports

Episodes: Homerpalooza

Winner: Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly

 

1. Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly,    49.5 pts
2. I Kissed an Inanimate Carbon Rod and I Liked It, 44.5 pts    
3. There is But One More Way to Win the Best Team Name, But It Is As Intricate and Delicate as a Well Played Game of Chess... Shitpost! Shitpost! Shitpost!, 41.5 pts
4. The New and Improved PBS News...Has Been Cancelled, 41 pts
5. There's Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except That Midwest Dust Storm That Turns People Inside Out,    39.5 pts
6. Hey Leland, Check It Out. Time for Trivia!, 38.5 pts
6. This Circle is Our Team. My God, It's Like You've Known Us All Our Lives!, 38.5 pts
8. Hey, That Looks Like Bill Oakley! Aw Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags..., 38 pts
9. The Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 37 pts
10. When the Doctor Said I Didn't Have Worms Anymore, I Could Not Be Secretary of Health and Human Services, 33.5 pts
11. You Suck, McBain!, 33 pts
12. Maybe Married People Liked Simpsons Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Wanna Know, 32.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 32.5 pts
12. People Come to a Trivia Contest About a Cartoon Expecting a Certain Level of Professionalism, 32.5 pts
15. This Pizza Parlor Doesn't Have a Fire Exit. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies!, 31.5 pts
16. A-Bort-tions for All!, 31 pts
16. Ludicrously Tragic, 31 pts
18. Two Bad Neighbors, 29.5 pts
19. Flintstones Chewable Fentanyl Addicts, 29 pts
19. The Chapel Street Chazzwozzers, 29 pts
21. That is a Rare Photo of Neil Arsenty Signed by Bill Oakley. It is Worth $150, 27.5 pts
22. Another Acid Flashback, 26.5 pts
22. I Begged You to Check My Answers First, I Begged You!, 26.5 pts
24. Kids with Mittens Pinned to Their Jackets All Year Round, 26 pts
25. Godspeed, Little Doodle, 25.5 pts
26. We Have a Lost Child Here. If He's Not Claimed Within the Next Hour, He Will Become Property of Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia, 22.5 pts
27. Duff from Sweden, 21 pts
28. Homercles Cares Not for Beans!, 17.5 pts
29. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is Hiring!, 17 pts
29. Gotta Nuke Something, 17 pts
31. Thrillho, 16.5 pts
32. The Armin Tamzarians, 15 pts