January 27th, 2020 - Detroit, MI

Location : Tipsy McStagger's
Categories : Musical Guest Stars, Celebrations/Festivals
Episodes : Bart Gets Famous, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Winners: Damn Hell Ass Kings

1. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 45
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 42.5
3. I Love the Night Life with Clever New Lyrics - 39.5
4. Kevin Don't Care - 35.5
5. Pin Pals - 34.5
6. Mark & Mindy - 32.5
7. Lisa's Saxes with Asses - 7

January 18th , 2020 - Calgary

January 18th , 2020 - Calgary

Location : Dickens PubCategories : Snake, My Face When
Best Team Name: The team that’s always sitting and drinking and spilling
Episodes : Mother Simpson, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show, Homer vs Patty & Selma
Winners: A certain agitator, lets call him Joey Jo Jo Jr S. No that’s too obvious. Let’s say JJJJ Shabadoo

1. A certain agitator, lets call him Joey Jo Jo Jr S. No that’s too obvious. Let’s say JJJJ Shabadoo 48
2. Budget college pep squad, now by popular demand with 50% less pep 47
3. The Popli Kids 46
4. I’ve spent the last 3 hours at Simpsons trivia. Forced to subsist on a thin memory made of 3-eyed fish, 3 pound of frozen shrimp, coconut milk and four episodes of treehouse of horror. I went nearly mad trying to think of answers but we just couldn’t get the questions right 43.5
5. What are those clowns at Simpsons trivia up to now? What a bunch of clowns 43.5
6. Why must you turn this pub into a house of lives? 42
7. The people at Simpsons trivia are NOT geeks... 44
8. Little Rudigers 41.5
9. The team that’s always sitting and drinking and spilling 40
10. Can’t we have one trivia night that doesn’t end in us digging up a corps? 39.5
11. Lester and Eliza 39.5
12. The birds and the bees who are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding 38.5
13. Homersexual 28.5
14. Dignity 24.5

January 8th , 2020 - Toronto

Location : The Hideout
Categories : Agnes Skinner, Birthdays!
Episodes : Mayored To The Mob, Homer The Vigilante, Bart After Dark
Winners : Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless!
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence: This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We...

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1. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 48 pts
2. What Kind of Stupid Wiener Team Name is #1? - 45.5 pts
3. Miscellaneous, Etc. - 44 pts
4. It Was the Most We Ever Threw Up, and it Changed Simpsons Trivia Forever - 43.5 pts
5. Your Teenage Son or Daughter Will Think Our Team Name is Very Cool - 41.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 40.5 pts
7. Smithers, It's Almost Gametime. Where the Devil are My Ringers? Sir, Matt Smith May Not Live Through the Night, Chris Blackwell is Looking at 6 Consecutive Life Sentences, and Tischa Singh Seems to Have Vanished Off the Face of the Earth - 40 pts
7. That Ayatollah Thinks He's Better Than Simpsons Trivia! Is He Right? - 40 pts
9. Stupid Trivia Teams Need the Most Attention - 39 pts
10. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Tell Your Friends to Ask For Jimmy - 38 pts
11. Tempura Hatchbacks - 37.5 pts
12. (British Accent) The Team Who Saved Your Ass in World War III - 37 pts
13. I'm Taking This Name All the Way to the Prime Minister. HEY, MR. PRIME MINISTER!?... ANDY! - 35.5 pts
13. This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We... - 35.5 pts
16. Jub Jub - 35 pts
16. Porch Pals - 35 pts
18. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, But You've Got Trivia That Won't Quit. They Got Those Big Chorizo Tacos Here. Mrnqgnstxz five dollars???!!!? Get Outta Here. - 34.5 pts
19. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 32 pts
20. FLIM SPRINGFIELD - 27.5 pts
21. I'm Seeing Double. Four Krustys - 25.5 pts
22. (in a sad voice 'cause my teammate is sick and not here) The Summer Wind Came Blowin' In From Across the Sea! (This Has Trivia in It, Trivia is a Fruit) - 23.5 pts
23. Legitimate Businessmans Trivia Club - 21 pts
24. Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's) - 15.5 pts
24. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Team Names - 15.5 pts

January 6, 2020 Hamilton 6 Year Anniversary!

Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  In pog form!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even notice.

1. Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  
In pog form!                                                                                  50      

2. The Popli Kids                                                                                    47

3. Olmpia Dukakis and Bo Derek in:  Too Many Gerrys              45.5

4. Professor Gas Can and former president Dwight 

Eisenhower                                                                                        43

5. Gerry's no kidnapper, he's the best friend I ever had.               43

6. This is the first trivia of dickety dickety.  We have to say

dickety because Gerry stole our word for 'twenty'.                      42

7. You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a 

hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even 

notice                                                                                          41.5

8. Do you want to be a trivia host like Gerry Hall?  The kids 

could call you TriHo.                                                                   40

9. Gerry Hall celebrates 6th Classic Simpsons Trivia 

Anniversary.  (Not pictured, Mrs. Gerry Hall)                              38

10. And if you don't pick my 50/50 ticket, I'm gonna run you 

down with my car.                                                                       37.5

11. My Gerry is not a communist!  He may be a liar, a pick, 

a communist, but he is NOT a trivia host!                                    37.5

12. Lisa Needs Braces                                                                 36.5

13. More Asbestos!                                                                      36.5

14. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                                             34.5

15. Ah there's nothing more exciting than trivia.  You get all 

the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, 

paying attention...trivia has it all.                                                  33

16. Dental Plan!                                                                            32

17. Gerry Hall!  Shut Up! Shut up!  I can't believe you don't 

shut up!                                                                                         30.5

18. Disco Stupid                                                                            30.5

19. Stern Lectur Plumbing (I told you not to flush that)                 28.5

20. Look Who's Oinking                                                                27.5

21. When Pigs Fly                                                                         15

22. Nuclear Power                                                                          5