August 27, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Themes: Rod and Todd, Beer
Episodes: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious, War of the Simpsons, Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Winner: I Got It From The Hair Dryer

1. I Got It From The Hair Dryer - 39 & 2/3pts
2. My Teacher Says I Need Cupcakes, Cupcakes to Learn - 39 & 1/6pts.
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38 & 2/3pts
4. Put It in H - 34pts
5. Pin Pals - 28.5pts
6. Aurora Borealis - 27 & 2/3pts
7. Dr. Potter Wars - 10pts

August 25, 2018 - Calgary

August 25, 2018 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Winner:  The good, the bad, the ugly, the pug ugly, the fugly, the pug fugly, and the ugly ugly
Winner Best Team Name: The Dogs? Or Bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you

1.  The good, the bad, the ugly, the pug ugly, the fugly, the pug fugly, and the ugly ugly. 44

2.  That's some outfit Adam, It makes you look like a homosexual. (Boo!) Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too! 40.5

3.  Well that depends. If you've been good, pizza! If you've been bad, trivia. 39.5

4.  Trivia host? That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can trivia contestants pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction do you get from asking questions? None! Who wants to ask contestants questions anyway? Nobody! 39

5.  The Popli Kids. 38.75

6.  Allied Biscuits. 37.5

7.  Quoth the Glavin. 36

8.  Take them for a trivia night and you'll agree: Zagreb ebnom zlotdnik diev! 34.75

9.  The ancient order of the no Homers club. 33

10. Oh my great good god. Gentlemen your attention please. I am detecting an unstintingly hilarious and sexy team name! It's 80 meters long and heading this way! Oh, good glavin it's on my shoe! It;s a.... oh, it's incredibly stupid. Just get off get off! Stupid machine. Oh wait a minute. This isn't the team namenator. It's the stupid team name exaggerator! 31.25

11.  I am a big four eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day. 31

12.  The dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you. 17.25

13.  White wine spritzer. 12.75

14.  The holy rollers. 12.25

August 14, 2018 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  We, For One, Welcome Our Trivia Overlord
Winner Best Team Name: There Are 3 Ways To Host Trivia.  The Right Way, The Wrong Way, And The Gerry Hall Way!  

1. We, For One, Welcome Our Trivia Overlord                              46.5

2. I'm Just Here To Guard The Bee                                                44.5

3. The Fingers You Have Dialed With Are Too Fat.  If You Want

To Win Simpsons Trivia, Please Mash The Keypad With Your

Hand Now.                                                                                      42.5

4. Boring Old Biddies                                                                          38.5

5. Colonel Homer And The Lizard Queens                                         36.5

6. There Are 3 Ways To Host Trivia.  The Right Way, The 

Wrong Way, And The Gerry Hall Way!     

7. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad                                                    32

8. The Oscar Goes To...Gerry Hall In Man Getting Hit By 

Football!                                                                                          30.5                                                                  

9. Yes Guy, D'oh Guy                                                                      29.5

9. If It's Tangy And Brown, You're In Trivia Town                            29.5

9. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers                                                          29.5

12. The Be Sharps                                                                          17

13. Jeebus                                                                                      16.5

        

August 20th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Maggie, Air/Water
Episodes: Lisa's Pony, Fear of Flying, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Winner: The Team That Had A Chicken Wing On It's Face For Three Days
Best Team Name: Oh, Our Team Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb Of God!

1. The Team That Had A Chicken Wing On It's Face For Three Days - 49.5 pts
2. For The Next Three Hours, Aaron and Warren Will Take Your Verbal And Physical Abuse With Good Nature And Aplomb -47 pts
3. Alcoholics, Angry Loners And The Unemployable - 46 pts
4. It Was A Pornography Trivia! I Was Answering Questions About Pornography - 45.5 pts
4. Let's Just Say this Team's Score Had Help From A Little Magic Box - 45.5 pts
6. A Flavorless Team Called Rootmarm - 45 pts
7. Aaron and Warren, Come Here! There's A Sinister Looking Trivia Team I Want You To See! - 43 pts
8. Now Warren's Thinking, I Hope That's Shepherd's Pie In My Knickers - 42.5 pts
8. They Didn't Have Any Trivia, So I Got You Some Cigarettes - 42.5 pts
10. These Other Teams Think They're So High And Mighty Just Because They Never Got Caught Driving Without Pants - 42 pts
11. Sneed's Feed And Seed - 41 pts
12. There Sure Are A Lot Of Ugly Simpsons Trivia Hosts In This Neighborhood. Look At That One! -40.5 pts
13. Homer, You Didn't Do A Very Good Job Frosting Maggie's Birthday Cake. What? It's Not Maggaggie's Birthday? - 38 pts
14. "Mom, You're Always Trying To Give Me Whiskey Without Ice. What Is It With You?" "I Just Think They're Neat!" - 36.5 pts
15. Mmm… Two-Dickety-And-Seven Slices Of Pizza With Cheese… Two-Dickety-And-Seven, Two-Dickety-And-Six… - 34 pts
16. Oh, Our Team Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb Of God! - 32.5 pts
17. Winning At Trivia? No, Wrong Answers! - 26.5 pts
18. The Be Sharps - 22 pts
19. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People - 20 pts.
20. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 8.5 pts

August 14, 2018 - Toronto 8 Year Anniversary Show

Location : The Cadillac Lounge
Categories : JON LOVITZ!, Celebrity Guest Voices
Episodes : The Way We Was, Homer the Vigilante, The Day The Violence Died
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: Upon Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, Former Gophers

*No scores were kept this month, it was just for fun!!! We do have winners from our Diorama-rama contest! Check out the Facebook group for photos AND awesome pics of the cromulent performance by The Be Sharps!*
Team names are listed in no particular order. Did we miss your team name? Did you hand your sheet in??? That's why we missed it! Remember to hand them in after each round

1. Chowders
2. The Homewreckers
3. GAS BREAK HONK, HONK HONK PUNCH
4. Always Twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING Towards Victory!
5. Step Pause Pivot Pause Pivot Step Step NOT Step Pause Pivot Pause Pivot Step Pause *Shudder*
6. Lovematic Grampa
7. 3 Eyed Fish
8. Egg Advisory Council
9. Mr. Scorpion
10. The Shinning(Shhh, Do You Want To Get Sued?!?)
11. They Came to Burgle the Cadillac Lounge!
12. Upon Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, Former Gophers
13. The Be Sharps
14. Team Discovery Channel Jeremy's Iron
15. Only WE May Dance
16. Ever See A Team Say Goodbye to a Shoe? Yes, Once.
17. Bob Mackie Originals : Our Team Name Is As Bad As The Tasteless Itchy and Sambo Cartoons of the 30's
18. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers : If We Could Turn Back the Clock on Sex Cauldron's Stair Pushing, We Wouldn't Reconsider
19. We Played Simpsons Trivia For Years and We Turned Out TV
20. The Buses That Couldn't Slow Down
21. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team
22. Pin Pals
23. Chris Brazeau Has Taken Our Money to Build.....ONE HELLUVA SPACESHIP!
24. MENDOZA!!!!!
25. The Scoutmasters
26. The Al-Coholics
27. The Duds
28. Kippers for Breakfast, Aunt Chris? Is It Trivia Day Already? 'Tis! Replied Aunt Chris
29. An All-Star Team of Freelance Terrorists
30. No Homers Club
31. I Bent My Wookie
32. We Can't Wait to Eat That Monkey
33. The Popli Kids
34. Cesspool on the Don River (CESSPOOL CESSPOOL CESSPOOL!)
35. Dimoxinil
36. In Your Face, Space Coyote!
37. No Kids, 3 Money
38. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

August 7, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Simpsons Trivia?!  At this time of Year, At This Time Of Day, In This Part Of The Country, Localized ENTIRELY within the Honest Lawyer 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Each Leap Brings Us Closer to Gerry!  Catch Us Gerry, Catch Us!

1. Simpsons Trivia?!  At this time of Year, At This Time 
Of Day, In This Part Of The Country, Localized 
ENTIRELY within the Honest Lawyer                                     45.5       

2. Think Harder, Homer                                                            44.5

3. The Superstars Of The Cracker Factory                              40

4. Please Excuse This Team's Handwriting.  We Busted

Whatever Hand We Write With                                                 39.5

5. Trivia Contestants Can Be So Cruel.  We Can?! Thanks

Gerry!                                                                                         39

6. Each Leap Brings Us Closer to Gerry!  Catch Us Gerry, 

Catch Us!                                                                                       37.5

7. Assorted Horse Parts.  Now With More Testicles                  35.5

8. I Can't Let That Brave Gerry Die Alone!  I'm Going Out 

There...And It Was A Baby Ox!                                                  35

9. The Ol' Sugar-Me-Do's                                                              34                    

10. So In Conclusion, 'Trivia' Means 'A Quizzing Game 

Involving Obscure Facts', And 'Team' Means 'Team'.                33

11. I Have HAD It With This Trivia Gerry!  The Low Test

Scores...Table After Table Of Ugly, Ugly Trivia Teams               32.5

12. Naked Trivia - I Can Think Of At Least Two Things 

Wrong With That Title                                                                 30.5

13. From Hamilton's Heart, We Stab At Thee!                            22

July 30th, 2018 - Detroit

 

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Themes: McBain, Animals
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1, Black Widower, Bart After Dark
Winner: What a Crappy Candle

1. What a Crappy Candle - 42.875
2. Little Homer's Cajun Sausage - 40.333
3. Murphy, You Are A Elf, Uncontrollably, I think - 37.333
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 32
5. Fighting Mongooses - 31.833
6. Welcome THRILLHO - 24