June 18th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Porno Porno Porno

Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Lisa the Iconoclast, The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Winner: Is It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything!

Best Team Name: Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers

1.  Is It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything! - 43 pts

2. Cosby's First Law Of Intergenerational Diversity - 41 pts

3. We Work Hard. We Quiz Hard. - 40 pts

4. That's Just An Urban Legend. Trivia Hosts Don't Do That Type Of Thing With Fish - 39 pts

4. I'm A Stupid Moron, With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt, And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt - 39 pts

6. Aaron and Warren, Can You Set The Pizza Oven To Cold? - 38 pts

7. Whenever My Team Wants To Go To One Of Those Non-Simpsons Trivias, I Go To A Bar, Pound A Few And Stumble Home In The Mood For Love - 37.5 pts

7. Simpsons Trivia Isn't About Feeling Better. It's About Making Other People Feel Worse And Eating  A Couple Of Pizzas While You're At It - 37.5 pts

9. Simpsons Trivia Is Pretty Exciting But Celery Soup's Pretty Exciting Too - 35 pts

10. Good night, Springton! There will be no encore! 34 pts

11. I'm An Elk, A Mason, A Communist, I'm The President Of The Gay And Lesbian Alliance, For Some Reason. Here It Is… A Woo-Hoo Classic Simpson Trivia Attendee - 33 pts

11. Es Nuestro Primer Dia (Quack, Quack) - 33 pts

13. Pure West - 31.5 pts

14. Bovine University Alumni Association - 31 pts

15. "Thirty Days. Marge, I'm Going To Pizzeria Serio. Send The Kids To The Neighbors, I'm Coming Back Loaded" "You Don't Have To Start Doing Simpsons Trivia Right Away. You Look Better! You Don't Make Simpsons References While You Eat Anymore. And Look, You Saved Seventeen Dollars." "Yoink" - 30.5 pts

16. Hmm...Brooklyn trivia had heart but Chicago trivia had a trivia in the groin. - 30 pts

17. The Team That's Attained The Rank Of Pussywillow - 29 pts

17. Hey! Our Team May Be Ugly And Hate-Filled But… What Was The Third Thing You Said? - 29 pts

19. Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers - 29.5 pts 

20. Oh Crap. I Shouldn't Have Said We Were Going To Trivia. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was At Pizzeria Serio. Oh Crap!! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia At Pizzeria Serio. It's Too Hot Today. - 28.5 pts

21. Please, Don't Bring Home Any More Old Pizza Wristbands - 27 pts

22. Ferl Dixon and The Second Helping Boys - 22 pts

23. Good Rice, Good Curry, Good Gandhi, Let's Hurry - 17.5 pts

24. Nutty Koo-Koo Super Kings - 13 pts