Saturday, January 20, 2018

January 13, 2018 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Squeaky-voiced teen, Simpsons Pictionary
Episodes: Homer Badman, Bart's Girlfriend, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Winner: Mr. Trump, we object to the term "urine-soaked shithole" when you could have said "pee-pee-soaked poop hole".

1 Mr. Trump, we object to the term "urine-soaked shithole" when you could have said "pee-pee-soaked poop hole". 48
2 Sure, our team is working hard at Simpsons Trivia, but we're also branching out into other efforts: Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination... oh wait, that's a typo. Mental note: Adam knows too much. 47.5
3 Okay, here's what we've got: the Adam Corporation, in conjunction with the Shaya People, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our teams to compete in mindless Simpsons Trivia in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We're through the looking glass, here, people. 46.5
4 Son, when you play Simpsons Trivia, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get. 45
5 Hans Moleman Productions presents: Man & Man & Man & Woman & Woman & Woman Getting Hit By Football 43
6 Are Poo and Ass Taken? 42
7 Sex Farm for Sex Hookers 40.5
8 The sensitive, yet unfortunately-titled trivia team Pukahontas 39.5
9 Well, kids, we all know that sometimes trivia hosts quit, and they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that Ezra will never, ever, ever return! 39
10 Simpsons Trivia gives us eerie sexual powers 37.5
11 Springfield Heights Institute of Trivia 37
12 Dear trivia hosts, as I write this, I am very sad. Our team has been overthrown and REPLACED. BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL, AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME. SINCERELY, TRIVIA TEAM. 35.5
13 Tonight on Eye on Springfield, a look at the local event that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies: Simpsons Trivia! In a tradition that dates back to founding fathers Adam and Ezra The Quitter, eveery month, local residents gather to drive trivia contestants into the centre of Dickens Pub and whack them to Snake Heaven. 34
14 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College 34
15 Team Magaggie 34
16 The Sweet, Sweet Cans 30.5
17 Crab Juice 29.5
18 Our trivia host has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, our trivia host has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N 27
19 Corey, story, Maury, allegory, Montessori, category, salutory... 24.5
20 Formerly Known as Chuck's 10
21 Flaming Moes 6.5

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