October 16th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Kang and Kodos, Death
Episodes:Treehouse of Horror IV (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI
Winner: The Team That Made Serak the Preparer Cry
Best Team Name: Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad.

Costume Contest Winner: Kathryn Schmidt for Jimmy Carter Statue w/ Marge Hair

1. The team that made Serak the Preparer cry 48 pts

2. This is a sordid little trivia group, isn't it? Makes us sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. 46.5 pts

3. Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge! 44 pts

4. Please, don't eat me! I have friends at Simpsons trivia. Eat them! 43 pts

5. Look, Neil, Aaron is stupid and I'm with him and now Warren's stupid! 42.5 pts

6. I ate a whole pizza at trivia today. I know doctors say you should eat a pizza and a half, but I just can't eat that much! 42 pts

7. The Half-Assed Approach to Team Name Shitposting 39.5 pts

8. Our team is merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of another way, I'd like to hear it. 38.5 pts

8. Let us celebrate our new team name with the adding of chocolate to milk. 38.5 pts

8. Trivia! Teacher, mother, secret lover… Urge to kill fading, fading, fading… RISING! Fading… fading… gone! 38.5 pts

11. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to… I'll start with Simpson's Trivia! 37 pts.

12. You might remember us from such celebrity funerals as "Andre the Giant, we hardly knew ye" and "Tom Petty, today we mourn a heartbreaker." 36 pts

13. Nice try Aaron and Warren, but you were designed for trivia and trivia is what you will do. 35.5 pts

13. Are we taking the new Lexus to Aaron and Warren's funeral today? 35.5 pts

15. 30. 5 pts

16. Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad. 30 pts

17. Has anyone seen Tom Petty's toe? 27 pts

18. No team name, only khlav kalash. 26 pts

19. Tamzarian steamed hams. 25 pts

20. Team Discovery Channel 13.5 pts