October 25, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Sideshow Bob, Monsters and Candy
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror IV, V, and VII
Winners : The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses
Best Team Name : The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there

1. The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses - 48 pts
2. Skeleton Power - 46 pts
3. Banana - 45 pts
T4. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association - 44.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44.5 pts
6. To pronounce our team name correctly, we'd have to pull out your tongue - 42 pts
7. Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop scaring Smithers! - 40 pts
8. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel - 39 pts
9. The team next to the team with no numbers - 37 pts
10. Go Banana - 36 pts
11. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 35 pts
12. The first non-Brazilian team to travel backwards through time - 32.5 pts
13. No Homers - 29 pts
14. The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there - 27 pts
T15. I voted for Kodos - 23.5 pts
T15. Tomacconists - 23.5 pts
17. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 17 pts
18. Team Kwyjibo - 16 pts

19. We're sending our hope down the well - 15.5 pts

October 25, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)

Winner: This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month

1. This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 2  Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month, 29 pts

2. The Best Team's in the Rump, 28.5 pts

2. Good Grief MORE Satan's Boners, 28.5 pts

4. Thrillho, 27.5 pts

5. The Zombie Flanders, 27 pts

6. Kent-Resting People, 26.5 pts

7. Flandcrest Enterprises, 25 pts

8. Charles Kuralt, 24.5 pts

9. The Flaming Moes, 23.5 pts

9. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 23.5 pts 11. Homer J. Fong, 23 pts 12. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great  American Steakery, 22.5 pts 13. Kwik-E-Smarts, 22 pts 13. Hungry, Hungry Hippos, 22 pts 15. The Fighting Hellfish, 21.5 pts 16. A-Bort Mission, 20 pts 17. Gladys, the Groovy Mule, 19.5 pts 17. The Hammock District, 19.5 pts 17. Big Poppa Smurf, 19.5 pts 20. Duff McKagans, 18 pts 21. White Wine Spritzers… Spritzers.., 14.5 pts 21. Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 14.5 pts 23. BRAT, 12.5 pts 23. The Peppermint Glaciers, 12.5 pts 25. The Flaming Homos, 11.5 pts 26. Frink's Grads (aka Poor Life Choices), 7.5 pts 26. Eat My Shorts, 7.5 pts 28. Tuborg, the Lover of Danish Kings, 7 pts

October 18, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)

Winner: Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week

1. Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week, 28 pts

2. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 27.5 pts

3. The Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 26.5 pts

4. Conditions are a Little Windy, 22 pts

5. Truckasaurus, 19.5 pts

6. Flying Hellfish, 12 pts

6. Bovine University, 12 pts

8. The Stonecutters, 9.5 pts

9. Wildcats, 9 pts

10. Titanic Swim Team, 4 pts

October 16th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Kang and Kodos, Death
Episodes:Treehouse of Horror IV (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI
Winner: The Team That Made Serak the Preparer Cry
Best Team Name: Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad.

Costume Contest Winner: Kathryn Schmidt for Jimmy Carter Statue w/ Marge Hair

1. The team that made Serak the Preparer cry 48 pts

2. This is a sordid little trivia group, isn't it? Makes us sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. 46.5 pts

3. Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge! 44 pts

4. Please, don't eat me! I have friends at Simpsons trivia. Eat them! 43 pts

5. Look, Neil, Aaron is stupid and I'm with him and now Warren's stupid! 42.5 pts

6. I ate a whole pizza at trivia today. I know doctors say you should eat a pizza and a half, but I just can't eat that much! 42 pts

7. The Half-Assed Approach to Team Name Shitposting 39.5 pts

8. Our team is merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of another way, I'd like to hear it. 38.5 pts

8. Let us celebrate our new team name with the adding of chocolate to milk. 38.5 pts

8. Trivia! Teacher, mother, secret lover… Urge to kill fading, fading, fading… RISING! Fading… fading… gone! 38.5 pts

11. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to… I'll start with Simpson's Trivia! 37 pts.

12. You might remember us from such celebrity funerals as "Andre the Giant, we hardly knew ye" and "Tom Petty, today we mourn a heartbreaker." 36 pts

13. Nice try Aaron and Warren, but you were designed for trivia and trivia is what you will do. 35.5 pts

13. Are we taking the new Lexus to Aaron and Warren's funeral today? 35.5 pts

15. 30. 5 pts

16. Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad. 30 pts

17. Has anyone seen Tom Petty's toe? 27 pts

18. No team name, only khlav kalash. 26 pts

19. Tamzarian steamed hams. 25 pts

20. Team Discovery Channel 13.5 pts

October 14, 2017 - CALGARY

October 14, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub

Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving; Burns, Baby Burns; Treehouse of Horror VII

Categories: Kang & Kodos, Paranormal Parodies

Winner: The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon.

1.  The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon. 47.5

2.  Who can take your answers? Check 'em all for you? Who can rate your names and make up funny questions too? The trivia man! Yes the trivia man can! The trivia man can and he does it with a smile but always judges you! 47

3. The only man who could have helped us at Simpsons trivia was Jerry Springer... and now he's dead 43.5

4. How'd you do I see you've met my faithful trivia hosts. They're just a little brought down cuz when you knocked they thought you were the gummy boutique man. So! Come up to Dickens and see What's on the tap. I see you shiver for a new sprinkle... brau 43

5. Homer come quick! Bart's quit his trivia team and joined a violence gang 42

6. Just brown and water 40.5

7. Is our team getting dumber or just louder? 40.5

8. Despite Adam's objections the people of Calgary can vote in free democratic mayoral elections 40

9. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con 38

10. The illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, Diamond Joe Quimby 37.5

11. Losing at trivia... oh you better believe that's a paddlin' 37

12. Is the answer Japan? 34

13. Lousy smarch weather 29.5

14. All we need is a title. We were thinking along the lines of "no trivia and no Sprinklebrau make trivia team something something" 20

October 10th, 2017 - Toronto TreeHouse Of Horror!

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kang and Kodos, Costumes!
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror V
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming :
Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 48.5 pts
2. The Host Has a Sweet Heavenly Voice... Like Urkel! And She Appears the Second Tuesday of Every Month... Like Urkel! - 44.5 pts
3. I Heard Your Team Went to a Trivia and You Answered All the Questions at the Trivia and They Had to Close the Trivia - 44 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts
5. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns - 42 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring The Simpsons - 42 pts
7. All Other Teams Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Car. Their Cars Have Been Crushed Into Cubes. They Now Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Cubes. - 40.5 pts
8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I've Taken the LSAT, the GMAT, and the Bar and I Can Say Without Hyperbole This Trivia is a Million Times Harder Than All of Them Put Together - 40 pts
9. Team Names Suck. All They Do is Take Precious Air Time Away From Chris Brazeau Whose Cruelty and Profanity Amuse us All. - 38.5 pts
10. Mostly Madrigals - 37.5 pts
11. Gummy Artisans Who Work Exclusively in the Medium of Gummy - 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite - 36 pts
13. They're Clearly Crazy. Reading This Team's Name Would Only Waste Valuable Seconds - 35.5 pts
14. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
14. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
16. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win - 34.5 pts
17. "Late" Lovematic Grampas - 33 pts
17. My Team's a Box, Damn You. A Box!!! - 33 pts
17. Not Like Chris Brazeau. She'd Be Butting In With Rice Krispie Squares and Tang. - 33 pts
20. Someone's Attractive Cousins! - 32.5 pts
20. Work on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32.5 pts
22. No Pumpkin Spice, Only Khlav Kalash! - 32 pts
22. Team Discovery Channel - 32 pts
24. Fat Tony's Wheelchair Ramps - 31.5 pts
25. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad - 29.5 pts
26. The Frank Grimes Memorial Tribute Band - 29 pts
27. News on Parade Corporation Presents: News on Parade... Corporation... News - 28.5 pts
27. Our Team Has 3 Children and No Money. Why Can't We Have 3 Money and No Children? - 28.5 pts
29. He May Have Come Up With Trivia, But I Came Up With Charging $5 for It - 26.5 pts
30. Lousy Loveable Team... - 24 pts
31. Holy Rollers - 20.5 pts
32. Iron Helps Us Play - 20 pts
33. Bort & The Nevermores - 17 pts
34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 15.5 pts
35. Queasy and Surly Duffs - 13 pts
36. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 9.5 pts
37. Can I Borrow a Feeling - 8.5 pts

September 25, 3017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Otto, Who Said It?
Episodes: The Front, The 138th Episode Spectacular, Bart the Daredevil
Winner: Off a Tall Building. That's a Great Way to Do It.

1. Off a Tall Building. That's a Great Way to Do It. - 44.0
2. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenengo - 43.5
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 36.5
4. SMRT - 32.0
5. Happy Birthday Lindsey - 30.0
6. Wiggle Puppy - 29.5