May 20, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Shelbyville
Winner: The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet

1. The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet, 48
2. Be Like the Boy, 45
3. A Nice Cool Glass of Turnip Juice, 42.5
3. Albuquerque Isotopes, 42.5
3. Simpsons Trivia is a lot like a beer. It looks good. It tastes good, and you’d step over your own mother just to be there., 42.5
3. We set out to answer the question: Is our team dumber than a hamster?, 42.5
7. Trivia teams have a lot of money these days, so after hosting them, you might consider robbing them., 42
8. The Barbeque-wrecking Know-nothing Know-it-alls, 41
9. Hark to the tale of Ezra and the team he loved so dear, they remained the best of friends for years and years and years!, 40
9. L.T. Smash and The Superliminals, 40
11. Now, I know we haven’t been the best trivia team. In fact, when you’re up there yak-yak-yaking, we’re usually either sleeping or mentally undressing the female trivia players. Anyway, can we have the bag of candy?, 39.5
11. Oh-o say can you see! Duh duh da da da dee light, whats so proudly we say da da da da da streaming. I shouldn’t have turn down those cue cards., 39.5
13. You’ll see all your favourite trivia team stars like Araiga! Ariaga Two! Badiaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!, 38
14. Los Meltdowns, 36
15. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams., 35.5
16. Don Mattingly’s Shaved Sideburns, 35
16. I was going to win best name, but Adam screwed me. I got him back though, him and that little boy of his., 35
18. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so called Dickens Pub, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this trivia team?”, 31
19. Shitty Simpsons name - that's a paddling., 30
20. Don't thank us, thank the knife!, 29.5
21. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, 28
22. Flancrest Enterprises, 27.5
23. Mur-diddly-er-dlers, 25.5
24. Stupid sexy Flanders, 22