May 19th, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Ned Flanders, Courts and the Law
Episodes : King of the Hill, The Springfield Files, Homer the Great
Winners : Guess Who Likes You
Best Team Name : Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee

1. Guess Who Likes You - 47.25 pts
2. Fishnet Speedo Juniors - 45 pts
3. We highly endorse <this event or product> - 44.5 pts
4. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life - 44.25 pts
5. Occupatin: Butt Doctor - 44 pts
6. Banana - 43 pts
7. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 42 pts
8. Hugh Jass - 41 pts
9. Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee - 40.25 pts
10. Adequate, Forgettable, Occassionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidets of the USA - 38 pts
11. I Call the Big One Bitey - 36 pts
12. Like, you know, whatever - 35 pts
13. Godspeed, Little Doodle - 31.5 pts
13. Stupid Flanders - 31.5 pts
15. Miss Montana - 28 pts
16. Flancrest Enterprises - 20 pts
17. The Pin Pals - 16.5 pts
18. You Sunk my Battleship - 11.5 pts
19. The Movementarians - The Leader pts

May 22, 2017 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Lisa's Pony, Homer's Enemy, Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Categories: Barney, The Simpsons House
Winner: Flancrest Enterprises

1. Flancrest Enterprises, 46
2. Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile, 37
3. Electrified Fooling Machine, 35
4. Pi is Exactly Three, 32
5. Gudger College Dropouts, 31 (tie)
5. Team Neighbor-ino, 31 (tie)
7. Vincent Price's Egg Magic, 30.5
8. Chalmskinn, 28 (tie)
8. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 28 (tie)
10. The B Sharps, 25.5
11. Springfield Fever, 3

May 20, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Shelbyville
Winner: The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet

1. The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet, 48
2. Be Like the Boy, 45
3. A Nice Cool Glass of Turnip Juice, 42.5
3. Albuquerque Isotopes, 42.5
3. Simpsons Trivia is a lot like a beer. It looks good. It tastes good, and you’d step over your own mother just to be there., 42.5
3. We set out to answer the question: Is our team dumber than a hamster?, 42.5
7. Trivia teams have a lot of money these days, so after hosting them, you might consider robbing them., 42
8. The Barbeque-wrecking Know-nothing Know-it-alls, 41
9. Hark to the tale of Ezra and the team he loved so dear, they remained the best of friends for years and years and years!, 40
9. L.T. Smash and The Superliminals, 40
11. Now, I know we haven’t been the best trivia team. In fact, when you’re up there yak-yak-yaking, we’re usually either sleeping or mentally undressing the female trivia players. Anyway, can we have the bag of candy?, 39.5
11. Oh-o say can you see! Duh duh da da da dee light, whats so proudly we say da da da da da streaming. I shouldn’t have turn down those cue cards., 39.5
13. You’ll see all your favourite trivia team stars like Araiga! Ariaga Two! Badiaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!, 38
14. Los Meltdowns, 36
15. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams., 35.5
16. Don Mattingly’s Shaved Sideburns, 35
16. I was going to win best name, but Adam screwed me. I got him back though, him and that little boy of his., 35
18. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so called Dickens Pub, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this trivia team?”, 31
19. Shitty Simpsons name - that's a paddling., 30
20. Don't thank us, thank the knife!, 29.5
21. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, 28
22. Flancrest Enterprises, 27.5
23. Mur-diddly-er-dlers, 25.5
24. Stupid sexy Flanders, 22

May 15th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Mothers
Episodes: The Springfield Files, Marge on the Lam (From a 1993 VHS!), Mother Simpson
Winner: Aaron! Warren! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!
Best Team Name: This team's got a hot date tonight. BUZZ. A date. BUZZ. Dinner with friends. BUZZ. Dinner alone. BUZZ. Watching TV alone. BUZZ. Alright. We're going to Pizzeria Serio to play general knowledge trivia. BUZZ. Simpsons trivia. DING. And we're gonna win! BUZZ

1. Aaron! Warren! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! (48 points)
2. The Snack-Related Mishaps (45.5 points)
3. Nonsense, trivia hosts are idiots. Think about it. If I come into Pizzeria Serio and started sniffing at     your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? (42 points)
4. C'mon team, let's go to Simpsons trivia. But we're at Simpsons trivia. That was fast. (41.5 points)
5. 10 Foot Clown Pole (41 points)
5. Walla Walla! Keokuk! Cucamonga! Chicago! (41 points)
7. This team isn't Wavy Gravy at all. All this time we've just been brown and water (40.5 points)
7. Let's see… Tide…Cheer…Bold…Biz…Fab…All…Gain…Wisk…I believe today we will try…         trivia (40.5 points)
9. Okay, come on Simpsons trivia. Do You Feel? (39.5 points)
10. If things turn ugly  at trivia, we always have our mace (36.5 points)
11. Don't You Hate Pants? (34 points)
11. How many long team names do you shemales need? (34 points)
13. This team's got a hot date tonight. BUZZ. A date. BUZZ. Dinner with friends. BUZZ. Dinner             alone. BUZZ. Watching TV alone. BUZZ. Alright. We're going to Pizzeria Serio to play general         knowledge trivia. BUZZ. Simpsons trivia. DING. And we're gonna win! BUZZ (32 points)
14. Y6le (30.5 points)
15. The Starting Lineup for the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (26.5 points)
15. I am the Lizard Queen! (26.5 points)
17. An unmistakable cone of ignorance (25 points)
18. Treason Season Started Early This Year (24.5 points)
19. Flaaaming Homosexuals (23.5 points)
20. Thrillhos and Gays for Moleman (22 points)
21. Le Grille? What the hell is that? (10 points)

May 9th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Chief Wiggum, Movies
Episodes : Homer Alone, The Principal and the Pauper, Mother Simpson
Winners : This Simpsons Trivia Everyone's Abuzz About One Thing: The Absence of Mark Rotkin. Oh Wait, There He Is.
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : These Are Our Only Friends: Grown-Up Nerds Like The Nelsons and Team Discovery Channel. And Even They've Kissed More Boys Than We Ever Will

1. This Simpsons Trivia Everyone's Abuzz About One Thing: The Absence of Mark Rotkin. Oh Wait, There He Is. - 41.5 pts
2. 'Tis a Fine Team, But 'Tis No Pool, English - 40.5 pts
3. If Anyone Asks, Carmen Requires 24 Hour Nursing Care, Daniel is a Clergyman, Donny is 7 People, and Geoff was Wounded in Vietnam - 40 pts
4. These Are Our Only Friends: Grown-Up Nerds Like The Nelsons and Team Discovery Channel. And Even They've Kissed More Boys Than We Ever Will - 38.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts
6. A Nelson feat. The Doodletown Pipers - 37 pts
7. This Enormous Team Will Devour Us All! - 36.5 pts
8. Bite Back with Kent Brockman and His Channel 6 Trivia Watchdogs (RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF) - 36 pts
9. Hey, Chris? I Gotta Say Something To You. Your Trivia Nights Touch Me in a Way I've Never Felt Before. And Which Way to the Can? - 34.5 pts
10. The Team That Spews Truth From Every Orifice - 34 pts
11. Ayatollah Razmara and His Cadre of Fanatics - 32.5 pts
11. Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 32,5 pts
13. Archie Bell and Also The Drells - 32 pts
14. Never Fit on a Marquee, Love. From Now On Your Name is Team DeBeauMarche! - 31.5 pts
15. Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages - 30 pts
15. Parliament But Not Funkadelic - 30 pts
15. The Second Best Trivia Team in America: Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa - 30 pts
18. Gudger College - 29 pts
19. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Team - 26 pts
19. The Erotic Awakening of S - 26 pts
21. Last Month's Trivia Was a Bloody Outrage! We're Going to Report This to Our Member of Parliament. Hey! Matt Smith! We Got Something to Report to You! - 24.5 pts
22. Semper Fudge - 23 pts
23. The Investorettes - 21 pts
24. Team Dignity - 18 pts
25. Kid Moe, Formerly Known as Kid Gruesome, Formerly Known as Kid Presentable, Originally Known as Kid Gorgeous - 17.5 pts
26. Skikaka the White Bart - 14.5 pts
26. You're Gimbles! - 14.5 pts
28. Boourns - 9.5 pts
29. White Noble Iceman Lightning - 3.5 pts
30. Lord Palmerston - 1.5 pts

May 9, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Technical Difficulties

Round Theme:  Harry Shearer Characters
Winner: What's The Point In Going Home? We're Just Going To End Up Back Here Next Month Anyway

1. What's The Point In Going Home? We're Just Going To 

End Up Back Here Next Month Anyway.                              46

2. A Trivia Team That's Beter Than Dirt.  Well, Most Kinds 

Of Dirt.  Not That Fancy Store Bought Dirt.  That Stuff's 

Loaded With Nutrients. We Can't Compete With That Stuff.  42.5

3. Pecan Sandies Featuring Kid Moe                                  36

4. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked.  AKA

The Damn Weiner Kids                                                      32.5

5. Steamed Hams                                                             28.5

6. This Trivia Night Is Not What I Do, Okay?  I Play 

Keyboards                                                                        27.5

7. The Wallet Inspectors                                                    26

8. Kiss My Ass-phalt                                                         25

8. Uterwurst                                                                      25

10. The BBQ Wrecking Know-It-Alls                                    24

10. Think Unsexy Thoughts                                                24

12. Lenny And The Jets                                                     22

12. Trust Me Bart.  It's Better To Walk In On Both Of Your 

Parents Than Just One Of Them                                        22

12. Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A Girl                                        22

15. Abercrombie And The Other Guy                                  19

16. The Hammock District                                                 16

17. Will n' Dave                                                                13

May 2, 2017 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Girly Edition, Lost Our Lisa, Natural Born Kissers

Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: Eats More Like A Duck
Winner Best Team Name:  The Team Whose Name Is Funny The First Time You Hear It, But Gets Slightly Less Funny Each Time Gerry Reads Our Score Out Loud.

1. Eats More Like A Duck                                                  47   

2. The President's Neck Is Missing!                      46.5

3. We Think We Hate Gerry Hall...No Wait, We 

Find Him Informative And Witty                            41.5

4. The Team Whose Name Is Funny The First 

Time You Hear It, But Gets Slightly Less Funny 

Each Time Gerry Reads Our Score Out Loud                41

5. It's Not Natatalie's Birthday?                             40.5

6. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                 37.5

7. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In the House     35

8. The Southern Dandies                                      34.5

9. My Birthday Is The Same Day As The Dogs      31                           

10. The Senile Buck Toothed Old Mummies With

Bony Girl Arms That Smell Like An Elephant's Butt 29

11. The Whitey Whackers                                     28.5

12. Come Back Zinc.  Come Baaaaaack!               24

13. Trash Of The Titans                                        21

14. Bonerland Medical Association                        12.5

15. D'oh...nuts                                                     11.5

16. Million Dollar Birthday Fries                             11.5