February 21, 2017 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Marge Gets a Job, New Kid on the Block, Mr. Plow

Round Theme:  Reverend Lovejoy/Springfield Elementary
Winner: Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers

1. Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers                                      48

2. Leg Up Program                                                             47.5

3. Let The Record Show The Trivia Team Made The Drinky

Drinky Motion                                                                    46

4. Mugs You Don't Wanna Chug                                          40.5

5. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                             38

6. Lenny = White Carl = Black                                            37.

7. Gabbo...GABBO...GABBO!!                                           35.5

7. Born To Runner-Up                                                         35.5

7. The Team That Travelled The Least Distance To Be Here  35.5

10. Miguel Sanchez and Associates                                     29

11. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And 

Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts            28

12. Pitt. The. Elder!                                                            24.5

13. Santos L. Halper                                                           22.5

14. Zombie Shakespeare and Friends                                  20.5

15. The Hammock District                                                   18

16. The Duffs                                                                     14

17. Santos L. Halper AKA Snowball I                                   12

18. Mr. Plow and The Plow King                                           9.5

19. A Perfectly Cromulent Name                                          9   

20. Boobastank                                                                  *50 

*given an honorary score of 50 because they were a team of hot girls who just happened to be there and decided to play and were good sports about it all game                                                   

February 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location: The Jazz Room

Categories: Lenny and Carl, Hollywood

Episodes: I Love Lisa, Much Apu About Nothing, Trash of the Titans

Winners: Born to Runner Up

Best Team Name: Shake it madam! Capital knockers!

1. Born to Runner Up - 43.5 pts

2. The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore - 42 pts*

3. Y6le - 42 pts

4. Old Painty Can Neds - 42 pts

T5. The Bent Wookies - 41 pts

T5. The People Who Look Like Things - 41 pts

7. Shake it madam! Capital Knockers! - 37.5 pts

8. Works on contingency? No! Money down! - 37 pts

9. Nothing At All - 35.5 pts

T10. Company L - 35 pts

T10. Glass of water on the side for dippin'! - 35 pts

12. Kwyjibo - 34.5 pts

13. Yvan Eht Nioj - 33 pts

14. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt - 31 pts

15. Project Arcturus - 28.5 pts

16. The Kids Can Call You Ho-Ju - 27.5 pts

T17. Banana - 27 pts

T17. Super Fish - 27 pts

19. The Be Sharps - 26 pts

20. Spider Pig - 18 pts

21. Purple Monkey Dishwashers - 16 pts

*Brought in photocopy of the actual score and stapled it to their answer sheet.

February 20, 2017 - Vancouver

Location: The American

Categories: "Replacements", Squeaky-Voiced Teen

Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer The Smithers

Winners: The second trivia host to walk on the moon... second comes right after first

Best Team Name: This is the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another trivia team. But now... (Stampy busts in)


1. The second trivia host to walk on the moon... second comes right after first - 40.5 pts
2. This is the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another trivia team. But now... (Stampy busts in) - 38 pts
3. Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers - 37 pts
4. Loafers (Former gophers) - 37 pts5. This team can flash fry a buffalo in 30 seconds - 36 pts
6. Kid Presentable - 35.5 pts
7. Can't this team go five seconds without humiliating themselves - 35 pts
8. Oh, the team name, the finger thing means the team name - 35 pts
9. While we were thinking of this trivia name a lumberyard burned down - 35 pts
10. Sex cauldron - 35 pts
11. The damn wiener kids - 31 pts
12. A mathematician, a different KIND of mathematician, and a statistician - 30.5 pts
13. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz MccLure - 29.5 pts
14. The Piano Tuners Local 412 - 29 pts
15. We like our beer cold, our tv loud, and our Simpsons Trivia hosts flaming - 29 pts
16. The Little Rory Calhouns - 27.5 pts
17. Superfriends - 27 pts
18. The Washington Generals were due! - 26.5 pts
19. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians - 25.5 pts
20. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 24.5 pts
21. Trambompoline - 24 pts
22. The Trivia Team that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies - 21 pts
23. I can't believe it's a law firm - 20.5 pts
24. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort? - 20 pts
25. Bringing in the sheaves - 19 pts
26. Old Grey Mares (Ain't what they used to be) - 19 pts
27. Thrillhouse - 14 pts
28. ButG_Main - 11 pts
29. Glugenhymen - 1 pts

February 20th - BACON DAY! - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Mrs. Krabappel, Protests

Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, Grade School Confidential

Winners: How Many S's in Pizza

Best Team Name: I, for one, welcome our new trivia overlords, and might I remind them that as a trusted trivia mainstay, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil away in their underground question mines.

1. How many S's in pizza? 45 pts
2. If you said Aaron and Warren, you are wrong. They were never popular. 43.5 pts
3. Trump crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy. 43 pts
4. Let's get Biz-zay! 39.5 pts
5. The Paper Circles 37 pts
6. Can't someone else think of a team name? 36.5 pts
7. It doesn't take a whiz to see we are team number one! 36 pts
7. I, for one, welcome our new trivia overlords, and might I remind them that as a trusted trivia mainstay, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil away in their underground question mines. 36 pts
9. Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, We're Getting Pizzeria Serios then we're doing it twice. 35.5
10. Prez Trump Budget Crunch 33 pts
10. Yes, and you can call them teamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. 33 pts
12. Sandal-wearing goldfish tenders 32 pts
13. Prez Sez: School is for Losers 30.5 pts
14. Team, one of your members is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! 29.5 pts
14. Hello? I'm cold and there's a trivia team after me! Owwwooooo 29.5 pts
16. We're only in here to get directions on how to get away from here. 28 pts
17. I've got the prescription for you doctor, another hot beef injection. 27 pts
17. Professor VJ Cornacopia's fantastic foodmagorium and great American teamery! 27 pts
19. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING! 26 pts
20. The bus that couldn't slow down. 25 pts
21. Kent, I'd be lying if I said my team wasn't committing crimes. 22 pts
22. The Gentle Caress of the summer breeze. 21 pts
23. Million Dollar Birthday Fries  20 pts
24. Harry Plopper  7 pts
25. Moe Sazerac 6 pts
26. Bart's Brats 5.5 pts

February 2, 2017 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall 
Categories: Uncie Herb; Hatred   
Episodes: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, I Love Lisa, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Dead Wife (Crossed Out)

1. Dead Wife (Crossed Out), 48.5 pts 
2. The Dead Malkmen, 46.5 pts 
3. Rusty! Rusty! I'll curse that name til the day I die, 46 pts 
4. We're gonna play naked. Ah sure, there will be a couple of uptight trivia hosts who won't dig the team philosophy..., 45 pts 
4. I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try, 45 pts 
6. That drunken posse, 42 pts 
7. Dan was in the closet with the other Dan and they had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy!, 40.5 pts 
7. Boy Rusty leaving is depressing, hey I know what would cheer us up... trivia!, 40.5 pts 
9. Yvan eht nioj, 40 pts 
10. What the hell is Simpsons Trivia? It's one of those campy 90s throwbacks that appeals to Millenials, 39 pts 
11. No on 24, 38 pts 
12. I love these real Simpsons Trivia nights..., 37.5 pts 
13. The Windy Apple, 33.5 pts 
14. Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!, 29.5 pts 
15. Prize Pig, 26.5 pts 
16. Goons. Hired goons., 26 pts 
17. Won't someone think of a team name?, 21 pts 
18. That Fat Jamaican Guy, 20 pts 
19. Sideshow Bob Roberts, 13.5 pts 
20. Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!, 11 pts 

21. The Flaming Moe's Monorail Express, 3 pts 

February 14th, 2017 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moleman, Romantic Moments and Gestures
Episodes : The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons, I'm With Cupid, Bart's Girlfriend
Winners : The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments


1. The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses - 45.5 pts
2. Beer Barons - 42.5 pts
3. The Team That Keeps Their Hookers 'Round Back - 42.5 pts
4. Our Team Needs to Do Some Serious Boning! - 41 pts
4. That's Game, Hendrix! - 41 pts
6. "Chris... I'm Home!" *LAUGH* "Already?" *LAUGH* "Yes." *LAUGH* - 40.5 pts
6. Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments - 40.5 pts
6. In Simpsons Trivia, First You Get the Answers, Then You Get the Donuts, Then You Get the Women - 40.5 pts
9. Welcome Futurists, Cyberphiles, and the Rest of You Dateless Wonders - 40 pts
10. Funky-See Funky-Do feat. The Sad Remains of Sex Cauldron - 39 pts
10. So, Our Team Says to Mabel, We Says... - 39 pts
12. Discovery Channel - 38 pts
13. Every Team Who's Found True Love Can Leave Early Today - 37 pts
14. Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a Dangerous Mix - 36.5 pts
14. Team Huggington: The Team That Loves to Love - 36.5 pts
16. Team Keeping Their Evil in Check - 36 pts
17. My Team's a Box! Damn You, A Box!!! - 34.5 pts
17. Single People Do Eat Crackers - 34.5 pts
19. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo - 33.5 pts
19. The Shut Up Judges - 33.5 pts
19. There's No Such Team as The Spungos - 33.5 pts
22. A One-Man Conga Line - 32 pts
22. Iron Helps Us Play! - 32 pts
22. The Possible Homersexuals - 32 pts
25. Ben Control Team - 30.5 pts
25. Johnny?... Johnny!... JOHNNY! - 30.5 pts
27. A Butt That Won't Quit - 29.5 pts
28. I Can't Believe It's A Trivia Team... Also Expert Shoe Repair - 29 pts
28. Nothin' Beats a Good Porno Movie - 29 pts
30. The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club - 28.5 pts
31. The Tromboners - 27 pts
32. The Gracie Films - 24.5 pts
33. Lovely To Love Your Lovin' - 24 pts
34. No Bowl. Stick! Stick! - 21 pts
35. Hired Goons - 19.5 pts
36. You Gotta Pet Him Hard So He Can Feel It - 18 pts
37. Don't You Hate Pants? - 17 pts
37. Max Power - 17 pts
37. The Team That's Lucky If They Can Find Half an Hour a Week In Which To Get Funky - 17 pts
40. Discovery Channel 2: Electric Boogaloo - 16.5 pts
41. B.Y.O.B.B. - 16 pts
42. Queasy & Surly Duffs - 15.5 pts
43. Truly Yours Is a Butt That Won't Quit - 14 pts
44. Class 3 Kill Storm - 13.5 pts
45. The Vapour Locks - 11.5 pts
46. The Isotopes - 9.5 pts
47. Higgins - 3 pts
48. Team Nutslanding - 2.5 pts

February 7, 2017 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Duffless, Treehouse of Horror III

Round Theme:  Heartbreak
Winner: We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're Horny In Peace!

1. We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're              38.5

Horny In Peace!                     

2. The Popes of Chilitown                                     36

2. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In

A Man's Hat                                                        36

4. The Southern Dandies                                      34.5

5. Team Kamaratsu and The Dirt Riding Dunk

Masters                                                              34

6. The Leather Muppets                                       33

7. Trivia Rule 26:  EAch Team Must Win 'Best

Name' At Least Once Regardless Of Gross

Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor                   31.5

8. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live              30.5

8. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out...See.                    30.5

10. The Wildcats                                                  30

11. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House   26.5

12. The Bricklayers From Patterson, New Jersey

Who One Day Started Too...Talk Like This              26

13. Remember Us? We're Back...In Pog Form!        22

14. The Greased Scotsmen                                   21.5

15. Bonerland Medical Association                         21

16. Amanda Hugandkiss                                       19.5

17. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face                               18.5

18. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths So When

They Bark They Shoot Bees At You                       16.5

19. The Is Where I Come To Cry                            14

20. Flancrest Enterprises                                       10

February 11, 2017 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Rival, Itchy & Scratchy Land
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, What is That You Say?
Winner: This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again.
Diorama-Rama Winner: Red Tick Beer Brewery 

1. This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again., 49
2. Now, while I wasn’t able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you - Greg is cut. Claire is cut. Adam, you’re gone. Ezra, I like your hustle - that’s why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! …except for you, you and you., 47
3. Here you go you ingrate, think of me when you’re having the best sex of your life (aka Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Co.), 46
4. One of our teammates is a cannibal. Try to guess which one… I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised., 45
5. I called my good friend Joe. He said, “David, when do you need me for Simpsons Trivia?” I said, “Thursday.” He said, “I’m busy Thursday.” I said, “What about Friday?” He said, “Friday’s worse than Thursday.” Then HE said, “How about Saturday?” I said, “Fine.” True Story! , 44
5. This technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Ezra in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices., 44
7. We are disrespectful to dirt! Join us or die! Can you do any less?, 43.5
8. Are “POO” and “ASS” taken?, 42
8. Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag, 42
10. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 40
11. No Mr. Trump, a cat is a living creature! I don’t care! Now I’m gonna grab me some sweet. No Mr. Trump, that’s sexual harassment! If you keep this up I’ll yell so loudly the whole country will hear!, 39.5
11. Woah, Dickens is a cool Place - how did you find it? Sometimes I come here to cry., 39.5
13. The Team of Lionel Hutz, Miguel Sanchez and Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 39
14. The Elephant That Couldn’t Stop Laughing, 38
15. The Bent Wookies, 37
16. The Beer Barons, 36.5
17. Christ Punchers, 35.5
17. Only one question remains, gentleman. What do we call ourselves? How about Handsome Homer Plus Three? I like it! Wait, I do not. We need a name that’s funny at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it. How about…, 35.5
17. You’ve ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?, 35.5
20. Simpsons… Trivia… Hurrah!, 35
21. Queens of Summertime, 34
22. Bullfrogs? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazzwazzers!, 31
23. You can’t win trivia with salad!, 30.5
24. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29.5
25. Steamed Hams, 29
26. The Flying Hellfish, 27
27. This team was hired under Project Bootstrap - Thank you President Ford, 20.5
28. Worst. Team Ever!, 16.5
29. Mmm... chicken., 6