December 13, 2016 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Colonel Homer, Black Widower

Round Theme:  Principal Skinner
Winner: Unloved By Al

1. Unloved by Al                                                                47

2. The Writhing Funzos                                                      46.5

3. Someone's Attractive Cousin                                          44

4. We're Sending Our Trivia Down The Well                          39.5

5. Team Discovery Channel                                                32.5

6. Don't Face This Christmas Sober: Drink Duff!                   31

7. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge                                      28

8. Mooching War Widows                                                    25.5

9. The Moon Money McCutcheons                                       24

10. Can I borrow an Answer?  Can You Lend Me a Jar of 

      Trivia?                                                                         22.5

December 13th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Apu, Alcohol
Episodes : Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Mountain of Madness, Mr. Plow
Winners : A Few Prawns Short of a Team
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence:  God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH*

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1. A Few Prawns Short of a Team - 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 46 pts
3. "We Can't Go To Trivia! They Pee in a Cup and Throw It On You! I Saw it in a Movie." "There Won't Be Any Movies Where You're Going... Trivia!!" - 43.5 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 43 pts
5. Do You Find Something Comical About Our Team's Appearance While We're Sitting At Our Table? Every Team Needs a Seating Area, Even the Very Tall. This Was the Largest Table That We Could Reserve. Should We Therefore Be Made the Subject of Fun? - 42.5 pts
5. This is Going to be the Best Simpsons Trivia Ever, Or We All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams - 42.5 pts
7. God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH* - 41.5 pts
7. The Team That Travelled Back in Time to Defeat Jesse Owens in the Olympics - 41.5 pts
9. Don Brodka. That's Right, Don Brodka! - 40 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 39.5 pts
11. Oh Please! This is a Senseless Team Name With None of Our Usual Social Commentary - 39 pts
11. This Team is Just Like the Other Teams Except for One Difference... Oh Wait We Took That Guy Out Last Week. Yes, It's Just Like Every Other Team. - 39 pts
13. Possible Homersexuals - 38.5 pts
14. This Team is Stuck in a Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey... Situation - 36.5 pts
15. Aurora Borealis and the Steamed Hams - 35 pts
15. The Inevitable Heart Attacks That Come From Shoveling Snow - 35 pts
17. Hey, Give Me a Slice (of Trivia)! - 34.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play! - 33 pts
19. We're Not Sharing With Caitilin - 32.5 pts
20. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32 pts
21. We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn - 29.5 pts
22. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God! - 28.5 pts
22. The Dr. Nick Triviera's - 28.5 pts
24. Globex Corporation - 28 pts
25. The Loensteins - 27.5 pts
25. Unrelated Article - 27.5 pts
27. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 26.5 pts
28. Solicitor-Dumpster Privilege - 25 pts
28. Gigantic Asses - 24.5 pts
30. Lee Carvallo's Trivia Challenge - 24 pts
31. Why Doesn't Batman Dance Anymore? - 23 pts
32. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 21.5 pts
33. The Otto Man Empire - 20.5 pts
34. Hey, Where's Sideshow Bob and That Guy Who Eats People and Takes Their Faces? - 16.5 pts
34. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 16.5 pts
36. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Victory - 14 pts
37. The Bake 'Em Away Toys - 13.5 pts
37. The Diddlers - 13.5 pts
39. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell! - 12 pts
40. Holy Rollers - 8 pts
40. Santos L. Halper - 8 pts
42. Bingo Bango, Sugar in the Gas Tank - 7.5 pts
43. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 5.5 pts
44. The Flimpsons - 3.5 pts

December 12, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Santa's Little Helper, Presents
Episodes: Mr. Plow, Mountain of Madness and Marge Be Not Proud
Winners: Tiempo para relaxar en Simpsons trivia. !Ay! Inaranoas en la cabeza, The trivia team that almost wasn't named, but then was and A counterfeit Simpsons trivia ring operating out of my car hole - I'm going to tell everyone. Wait here

1. Tiempo para relaxar en Simpsons trivia. !Ay! Inaranoas en la cabeza (49.5 points and winner of tie breaker)
2. The trivia team that almost wasn't named, but then was (49.5 points)
3. A counterfeit Simpsons trivia ring operating out of my car hole - I'm going to tell everyone. Wait  here (46.5 points)
4. Can't someone else think of a team name? (45 points)
5. And special awards go to the two trvia hosts who obviously had no help from Neil (44 points)
6. Yardwork Simulator (43 points)
7. Rudolph's nose is not alcohol related (40.5 points)
8. A sack of writhing funzos (40 points)
9. The Congealed Group (39.5 points)
10. The National Team of Bonerland (35.5 points)
11. 40 Acres and a Cranberry Silo (35 points)
12. The popes of chili town (34 points)
13. Thrillho (33.5 points)
13. A Connie Chung Christmas (33.5 points)
14. Too Many Grandmas (33 points)
14. Simpsons predicted Neil leaving (33 points)
15. Wang Computers (31.5 points)
16. This year, give her…English Muffins (29 points)
17. The biggest seed bell you have (18 points)
18. Don't be the boy's team, DON'T be the BOY'S team…D'oh!(14.5 points)
19. Dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you (10 points)

December 10, 2016 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Homer Loves Flanders, Bart Gets an Elephant
Categories: Rod & Todd Flanders, Redacted III
Winner: Not Right Now, I’m Too Drunk

1. Not Right Now, I’m Too Drunk, 48
2. Battling Seizure Robots, 41.5
2. So anyway, Ezra and Adam are never around on Saturdays and they don’t tell me where they go. It’s like a conspiracy! A conspiracy eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way? I do… now., 41.5
4. Adam, your infatuation is based on a physical attraction, talk to Ezra and you’ll realize you have nothing in common., 40.5
5. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing Ezra and Adam to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate Simpsons Trivia - we’re through the looking glass, people., 36.5
6. Pin Pals 69, 33.5
7. I call the big one Bitey., 33.5
8. Hooty McBoob and the Fat Cats, 29.5
9. Bar Team +3, 27.5
10. Flancrest Enterprises, 23
11. No TV and no beer make us something something., 20.5
12. Ahhh, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh oh, gotta take a quiz. Think man, think. Think, think, think! …I better get up., 15.5

December 6, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Mother Simpson, Team Homer

Round Theme:  Teachers and Teaching
Winner: Can't Someone Else Do It?

1. Can't Someone Else Do It?                               45

2. The Mediocre Presidents                                  43.5

2. Whitey Whackers                                             43.5

4. Damn Weiner Kids                                           43

5. The Southern Dandies                                      41.5

6. Hooray for Everything! (Now at Duff Gardens     38.5

7. Two Guys From Kabul                                      38

8. You Dont Win Friend With Salad                        35.5

9. Thrillho                                                            35

10. Horray for Everything!                                     34.5

11. Lethargic Sperm and a Hectic Schedule           34

12. Mr. and Mrs. Plow                                           33.5

13. Flancrest Enterprizes                                      33

14. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of 

Mathematician, and a Statistician                           31.5

15. No Beer, No TV Makes Team Go Crazy             29.5

15. Senor Spielbergo and His Non-Union Mexican

Equivalent                                                            29.5

17. Sex Cauldron                                                  27

17. Always Comes In Second...Last                       27

19. The Santos L. Halpers                                     26.5

20. Deciding How To Spend Homer's Christmas

Bonus                                                                  21.5

21. Gas Brake Honk. Gas Break Honk. Honk Honk

Punch.  Gas Gas Gas                                           20.5

22. Hell's Satans                                                   20

23. Team Domer                                                    7

December 1, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall NOTE: We are working on a new permanent location. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for more info!
Categories: Chief Wiggum; Elections  
Episodes: Much Apu About Nothing; Lisa's Sax; The Springfield Connection  
Winner: Look at Mulhall's sideburns! He looks like a girl! Now Dan Ozzi, that's a haircut you could set your watch to!

1. Look at Mulhall's sideburns! He looks like a girl! Now Dan Ozzi, that's a haircut you could set your watch to! 48.5 pts
2. Hey Berry Park, did you get a hair cut or something? LOOK CLOSER, DANS!Ah, I see, you're the bar with the biggest fan in the world now, and you're covered in gold. 14 KARAT GOLD! 46.5 pts
3. Kings Beer Hall! The cause of and solution to all of Simpson Trivia's problems, 45 pts
4. The Buttered Milk Duds, 42.5 pts
4. Welcome to Kings Beer Hall, where trivia is a baffling ordeal, 42.5 pts
6. Counterfeit Jeans Ring, 41 pts
7. Vassar Bashers , 39.5 pts
7. Norman Mailer's Latest Claptrap About his Waning Libidio, 39.5 pts
9. Annual Gift Man, 38.5 pts
9. I hate every ape I see, from Haram-A to Harambe, 38.5 pts
11. National Ringworm Associations (The Other NRA!), 36.5 pts
11. Guy Incognito, 36.5 pts
13. Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just the same Simpsons Trivia with a stupid cheap hat! 32.5 pts
14. The Moe Szyslak Experience, featuring Homer, 28.5 pts
15. The Popes of Chilitown, 25.5 pts
16. Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!  23 pts
16. The Shelbyville Cousins, 23 pts
16. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 23 pts
19. Cancel the Ham, 18.5 pts
20. Happy Campers, 14.5 pts
21. I Bent my Wookie, 12.5 pts