October 15, 2016 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VI
Categories: Mayor Quimby; Trees, Houses, and Treehouses of Horror
Winner: Dickens Rule 26: Every team must win Simpsons Trivia at least once regardless of gross incompetence, obesity, or rank odor

1. Dickens Rule 26: Every team must win Simpsons Trivia at least once regardless of gross incompetence, obesity, or rank odor, 44.5
2. You See, The Kids, They Listen to the Rap Music Which Gives Them the Brain Damage, With the Hippin’ and the Hoppin’ and the Bippin’ and the Boppin, so They Don’t Know What the Jazz is All About, You See? Jazz is Like Jello Pudding Pop - No It’s More Like Kodak Film - No, Actually, Jazz is Like New Coke. It’ll Be Around Forever. Heh Heh Heh., 44
3. If this isn’t the best Simpsons Halloween team name ever may I go straight to hell where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola, where fiery demons will punch me in the back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers, where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds, 42
3. Montreal Vampires, 42
3. Up and at Them, 42
6. Okay, let’s go over the ground rules. You can’t write your answer til you chug a beer, any man with a correct answer must chug a beer, you have to chug a beer a the top of all odd numbered rounds, oh, and the fourth round is the beer round. Hey, we know how to play trivia!, 41
7. For a team with no Asian kids we put on a good science fair, 40
7. Team Kang - Why Vote for a Lesser Evil?, 40
9. Give us best team name or I will read you my play; Kippers for breakfast said Aunt Helga? Tis it St. Swithens Day Already? Tis replied Aunt Helga, 39.5
10. The Know Nothing Know-It-Alls, 39
11. If anyone asks, Mike is a clergyman, Thomas is seven people, and Brendan was wounded in Vietnam., 35
12. Erotic Awakening of S, 32
13. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, 30
14. Stupid Sexy Flanders [Table 302], 27.5
15. Once upon a quiz night dreary, while I pondered over many a trivial detail of classic Simpsons lore, distracted by my neighbour’s yapping, with tricky questions I was grappling, so my fingers went a tapping, tapping on my iPhone 4. “Tis a cheater,” someone muttered, “tapping on his iPhone 4.” Quoth the quiz hosts, “Bosh! Flimshaw!”, 23
16. Foolish Humans, 19
17. Get Confident, Stupid!, 18.5
18. The Embiggeners, 16.5
19. Stonecutters, 16
20. The Christ Punchers, 9
20. Stupid Sexy Flanders [Table 202]