Sunday, June 19, 2016

June 18, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, The Springfield Files
Categories: Superintendent Chalmers, Mystery Round (Joes)
Winner: Team Discovery Channel

1. Team Discovery Channel, 49
2. Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing. They’re not sad at all, they’re actually triving! They triv without juicers; they triv without blenders; they triv without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!, 45
3. Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. Uh, this place Dickens you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? Don’t tell them you were doing Simpsons Trivia at a bar… but what else is open at night? It’s a pornography store. We were buying pornography., 43
4. …and that’s why I continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms. Now are there any questions? Keeping in mind I already explained about my hair., 39.5
5. Ah… there nothing more exciting than trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Trivia has it all., 37.5
6. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 37
6. Well, you know, fellas, I look at Trivia Night a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. Not some hot-dog trivia hosts playing by their own rules!, 37
8. The darlings of the so-called city fathers who stroke their beards, cluck their tongues, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Simpsons trivia”?, 34
9. Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through? It was on the bestseller list for 18 months, every magazine cover, one of the most popular movies of all time, sir. What were you thinking? I mean… thank you, come again!, 33.5
9. Summer’s almost here; which kind of Simpsons trivia host do you like? The one that goes like this? pfft pfft pfft Or the one that goes like this? wooft wooft wooft, 33.5
11. Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down at the unemployment ofice. Joblessness is no longer just for Simpsons trivia hosts. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch., 32.5
12. It’s dignity. Don’t you know when you see it?, 29
13. The Girlindas, 9

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