June 20, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mr. Burns, Cartoons
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, Brother from Another Series
Winners: There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality

1. There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality, 49 pts
2. L'il Lightning and the Honor Rollers, 48 pts
2. So, I Says to Mabel, I Says… I'll Finish This Later. Hi Neil! Our Team Name is No Homers. Anyways, I Says to Mabel, I Says…, 48 pts
4. This Trivia Contest is a Well-Made Piece of Non-Claptrap that Never Makes Me Want to Wretch, 47.5 pts
5. Bosom, 46.5 pts
5. Our Team's Water Dish is Empty!, 46.5 pts
7. 2-entum and Jowwy, 45.5 pts
7. Talk About a Preachy Trivia! Everybody's a Sinner! ... Except for That Guy, 45.5 pts
9. Neil=White, Carl=Black, 45 pts
10. We Think We Hate Neil Arsenty! No, Wait, We Find Him Informative and Witty, 44.5 pts
11. Sure, We're a Sham Team, But We'll Be the Envy of Every Other Sham Team at Trivia, 44 pts
12. Gentlemen, Start Your Whacking!, 41.5 pts
13. Can't We Have One Night of Trivia That Doesn't End with Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 41 pts
14. Jazz Holes, 40.5 pts
15. Hortense, the Mule-Faced Team, 40 pts
16. Hey Neil, We Carved Our Team Name from a Bigger Team Name!, 39.5 pts
17. Commie-Nazis, 37 pts
17. Two Bad Neighbors, 37 pts
19. A Bee Bit My Bottom, Now My Bottom's Big!, 36 pts
20. Opposition to Prop 305, 35 pts
21. Little Pwagnattasgarmesettport, America's Scrod Bucket, 33 pts
22. Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road to Success, 32 pts
23. Whale-Kissing, Dukakis-Hugging Moon Maidens, 27 pts
24. Pizzeria Serio Has Apparently Been Taken Over - “Conquered” If You Will - By a Master Race of Giant Simpsons Fans. It's Difficult to Tell from This Vantage Point Whether They Will Only Consume Pizza or Merely Enslave Neil. One Thing is for Certain, There's No Stopping Them!, 26.5 pts
25. The Home Wreckers, 25.5 pts
26. Stupid Neil Garbage Face, 25 pts
27. Gin and Jews, 24 pts
28. Sex Cauldron, 23 pts
29. Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, 12.5 pts
30. Now I Have Two Owwies, 11 pts

June 18, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, The Springfield Files
Categories: Superintendent Chalmers, Mystery Round (Joes)
Winner: Team Discovery Channel


1. Team Discovery Channel, 49
2. Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing. They’re not sad at all, they’re actually triving! They triv without juicers; they triv without blenders; they triv without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!, 45
3. Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. Uh, this place Dickens you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? Don’t tell them you were doing Simpsons Trivia at a bar… but what else is open at night? It’s a pornography store. We were buying pornography., 43
4. …and that’s why I continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms. Now are there any questions? Keeping in mind I already explained about my hair., 39.5
5. Ah… there nothing more exciting than trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Trivia has it all., 37.5
6. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 37
6. Well, you know, fellas, I look at Trivia Night a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. Not some hot-dog trivia hosts playing by their own rules!, 37
8. The darlings of the so-called city fathers who stroke their beards, cluck their tongues, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Simpsons trivia”?, 34
9. Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through? It was on the bestseller list for 18 months, every magazine cover, one of the most popular movies of all time, sir. What were you thinking? I mean… thank you, come again!, 33.5
9. Summer’s almost here; which kind of Simpsons trivia host do you like? The one that goes like this? pfft pfft pfft Or the one that goes like this? wooft wooft wooft, 33.5
11. Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down at the unemployment ofice. Joblessness is no longer just for Simpsons trivia hosts. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch., 32.5
12. It’s dignity. Don’t you know when you see it?, 29
13. The Girlindas, 9

June 14th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moe, Shopping
Episodes : Homer Loves Flanders, Bart the Lover, Bart of Darkness
Winners : The Nelsons Ft You Know, One of Them Loser Teams

1.  The Nelsons Ft You Know, One of Them Loser Teams - 47.5
2.  Sex Cauldron - 46
3.  Excuse Me Chris, Our Team Requires $17 For a Pushbroom Re-Bristlingggg - 44.5
3.  Strata-Whovius? - 44.5
5.  Hey Miss Doesn't Find-Us-Sexually-Attractive-Anymore…. WE Just Tripled Our Productivity - 42
6. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts - 40.5
7. The Team Whose English Is, How You Say, Inelegant - 40
8. I Think We Were Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down" - 39
9. What? Simpsons Trivia? Wrong Again Gay Guide to Toronto! - 38/5
10. A Groin Grabbingly Good Team - 38
10. Poison….poison…. Ah! Tasty Team! - 38
10. The Team Was Only Watching Season 12 and On For Directions On How to Get AWAY From Seasons 12 and On - 38
10. We Tried To Enroll in Trivia But Your Host Chris Brazeau Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 38
14. Our Epidermis Is Showing - 36.5
14. What Were We Laughing About? Oh Yes, That Crippled Irish Team - 36.5
16. "Hey Will, Way to Get Kathleen Prengant! Hehehe" This is Getting Very Abstract but Thank You, I Do Enjoy Working at the Bowling Alley - 35.5
17. Careful, We're Ruffled - 35
18. They Should Call This Trivia Team "Johnny Deformed" - 33.5
19. Rebiglators - 33
20. Well This Team Wats Fruit Loops For Breakfast - 32.5
21. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down - 29
22. My Team's Name Is Agnes and You Know Its Agnes. It Means Lamb, LAMB OF GOD - 28.5
22. Strap on Your Skates Gordie, You're Goin In…. The ground :( - 28.5
24. A Load of Rich Creamery Butter - 28
24. Can I Borrow a Trivia Name? - 28
24. Only I May Dance - 28
27. Allied Biscuit - 27
28. Efficient German Sex - 26.5
28. Globex Corporation - 26.5
28. The Flaming Homersexuals - 26.5
31. Jeremy's Iron - 26
31. The Attractive Cousins  - 26
33. 64 Slices of American Cheese - 25.5
34. Queens Of Summertime! - 25
35. Dr Nick Triviera's - 24
36. Honk If You're Horny - 23.5
37. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 21
38. Owning Your Okayness - 20.5
39. Two Three Bad Neighbours - 20
40. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians - 18
41. Fight The Max Powers That Be - 16
42. No It's The Children Who Are Wrong - 15.5
43. Gentle Ben and Gentle Ben - 15
43. Our Team Name is Zweig - 15
45. The Holy Rollers - 14
46. Weiner Patrol - 11.5
47. No Homers Club - 10.5
48. THAT'S IT! Back to Winnipeg - 8
49. The Bort Identity - 7.5

June 7, 2016 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: 22 Short Films about Springfield, The Hellfish One, Much Apu About Nothing

Round Theme:  Movie References
Winner: No, My Team Is Also Named Bort.

1. No, My Team Is Also Named Bort                                      47
2. Baby On Board...Something, Somthing...Burt Ward   46
3. The Southern Dandies                                             46

4. The Popes of Chilitown                                        45.5

5. This Trivia Team Likes the Way Snrub Thinks          45
6. Here Come the Pretzels                                         43.5
7. The Bee Bit My Bottom and Now My Bottom's Big   41.5
8. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel         38.5

9. The Crippled Irishmen                                            36.5
10. The Movementarians                                           35

11. The Thompsons                                                  35
12. The Terrifying Lows, the Dixxying Hights, The

      Creamy Middles                                                 34
13. Crisitunity                                                           31
14. Look Who's Oinking                                             30.5
15. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                               27

16. Go Banana                                                          25.5

17. Simpsons Did It!                                                 16.5